Smod Over Parma

Posted: August 10, 2014 by veeshir in Funniest End of Civilization Evah, It's Science!

Apparently, SMOD doesn’t stand for Sweet Meteor Of Death but Sweet Moon Of Death.

Lunar activity is said to mark the END OF TIME, with some religious groups believing it to be a sign of the JUDGEMENT DAY.

It occurs when the moon’s path of orbit leads it to sweep dangerously close to Earth causing tides to rise and the crust of the planet to shift.

The Bible gives terrifying warnings of impending doom signalled by rare and foreboding cycles of the moon.

But wait! There’s still more!!!!!

The supermoon is coincidentally timed to virtually clash with an annual explosion of ‘fireballs’ due on Tuesday.

The Perseid meteor shower is one of the highlights of the year for astronomers producing a spectacular light show in the heavens.


That’s erie.

Dueling SMODs?

So we have that going for us.

Via DougM at the only ‘stan that isn’t actively trying to kill me. (So fat as I know)


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