Sura Of Armaments: You’re Doing It Wrong

Posted: August 11, 2014 by veeshir in Exploding things, Jitardis, Obama's Fault

Quoting from the Sura Of Armaments, (Update: Fixed spelling of sura)

And Imam Mahmoud raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, “O Allah, bless this Thy hand grenade that with it Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits, in Thy mercy.” And Allah did grin and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and Jews.

And Allah spake, saying, “First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to six, no more, no less. Six shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be Six.

Must have been a translation error.


I’ve seen this a couple places today, but the Outrider is where I thought of the ‘joke’.

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