Archive for December, 2014

Good Intentions Paving Company

Posted: December 15, 2014 by veeshir in Funniest End of Civilization Evah

Presented with title as commentary.

US Secretary of State John Kerry met with his Russian counterpart Sergei Lavrov in Rome on Sunday as the US tries to diffuse tensions over recognition of a Palestinian state.

Various UN resolutions are being proposed as countries such as Germany France and Jordon hope to use the Security Council to end the Palestinian Israeli conflict.

So Congress passed the continuing spending $trillions resolution

Will they pass a budget when the whole shebang is in GOP hands?

Of course not. Obama will veto the first budget in years and the GOP just knows they’ll be blamed for the shutdown so they won’t even fight, they’ll just keep passing continuing spending $trillions resolutions.

The worst part? It’s financing only the “discretionary” stuff not the entitlements. In other words, they need a bill for the stuff gov’t is supposed to do and the stuff it’s not supposed to do happens automatically.

Nobody but reality can fix that shit and the GOP and the Dems are refusing even to accept we have a problem.

And what to the Dems do?

They release a “torture” report that has no recommendations that cost $40 million that only serves to give China and North Korea a chance to bash us while Minitrue solemnly nods their plastic heads.

Obama and the Dems keep saying it’s a mea culpa, America got something wrong and we’re admitting it!

But it’s really a thea culpa, they’re blaming it all on the CIA saying they had no idea what was going on.

You know, even though we all knew what was going on.

It’s mostly a distraction thing that allows Minitrue to talk about that instead of any IRS/Benghazi/ISIS/ebola/Fast and Furious… news.

We’re fucked.

A GOP who won’t fight and Dems who get away with the slimiest, most scummy things imaginable.

I had high hopes the Ferguson/NYC riots would spread to some real unrest so we could get to the martial law that Obama’s so obviously pining for, but I forgot when we are.

Instead of spreading all over they’ve mostly just destroyed stuff in the parts of Ferguson where the Social Injustice took place and got some hippies in Berkeley beat up.

It’s hard to be against riots when that happens.

Imperial Decree

Posted: December 9, 2014 by veeshir in Uncategorized

When people complain about the imperial presidency, I’ve seen the clapping monkeys at CNN explain how Obama has actually used fewer executive actions than previous presidents.

They’re absolutely correct. Obama has no need of Executive Orders, he just decrees and it’s done.

As a result of the president’s use of a memo instead of an official order, the senator observed: “We don’t even have a really significant, direct, legal direction that we can ascertain, precisely what the president is doing. It’s a stunning event in my view.”

What gets me is how Sessions is acting surprised.

Is he really surprised or is that some rhetorical tick?

He’s been doing that for his whole reign. The EPA shit pisses me off the most, but as with his Obamacare “fixes” Obama gets stuff done with a memo to bureaucrats.

As the GOP keeps going about their committee “investigations” that do nothing but try to get the trained seals to clap. Added 2 minutes later!!!!!! 

You know, like the farce I’m watching right now where the congresscritters are posturing for the cameras before they don’t do anything.

When Boehner and McConnell introduce a “squeezey horns for all GOP voters”, you remember this post.

Ahhh, who am I kidding, you’d have to read it in order to remember it, but I’ll remember it!!!!!!

Probably, just cuz I’m writing this doesn’t mean I clicked the link or will read it.

I’m just doing this post for some hottassery.

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Introspection

Posted: December 8, 2014 by veeshir in Uncategorized

This guy needs it.

Okay, that’s hilarious.

Having it country western makes it for me.

The only reason I know it’s not a parody is that there’s no mention of Presidential Kneepads.

Via our favorite Weasel, S.

A Hillary! campaign poster from Stoaty.

hillaryposter

How long?

Posted: December 7, 2014 by socklessjoe in Funniest End of Civilization Evah, Notes on the Revolution

Part of a real conversation I had with my dad, only semi-jokingly.

Dad – I wonder how long it will be until they release the documents showing that Obama represented himself as a foreign student.

Me – Probably about 80 years or so.

Dad – Maybe not until the end of the United States.

Me – Oh, so like in 30 years or so.