Reality: Illegal immigrants have the right (!) to transgender hormone replacement IN PRISON.
Satire: Male citizens should have government sex dolls.
Frankly, when I wrote that humor bit, I was trying to be as absurd as possible. I think reality has me beat.
doubleplusundead 
At this point a Government sex doll would be a welcome improvement…
You can’t compete with reality, it’s far more absurd than the human mind can comprehend.