How Funny Can The Endy Get?

Posted: March 19, 2015 by veeshir in Funniest End of Civilization Evah, GOP Win!, Obama's Fault

I gotta say, it’s so damn endy out there I haven’t even gone online in days and I cannot watch the news.

So let’s look at some ridicufuckinglous headlines and pretend shit isn’t getting worse before our eyes.

I am very excited about Ca running out of water, I have high hopes on that being the spark of reality that will ignite stuff for real.


As we all know, the greater Mesopotamian-metropolitan-area has been engulfed in a war between Iran and Saudi Arabia for the last…..uhh……..1300 years and it’s heating up as people try to pretend it’s not a war between Iran and Saudi Arabia.

So some funny.

Iran arrests guy for rooting for Saudi Arabian soccer team. I mean, I could see if it was the fucking Cowboys, but that’s just sad.

It’s hard to tell, but it looks as if Iran is losing (unless Obama can pull their chestnuts out of the fire), Hezbollah is going broke. ISIS is taking all that sweet, sweet, jihadi money.

I love this article.

Russians in war zone do not like questions


So the EUnuchs talked all, “We got yer back Ukraine!!!” and then did two things, jack and shit. And Jack ran out of gum.

So how does Ukraine respond?

Ukraine Wants to Double Gas Transit Fees for Gazprom, Says Energy Minister

Heh. Fuck em all is a good philosophy when the world writes you off.

Hillary Clinton is now admitting she wants to open re-education camps for unenlightened adults.


So the gubmint has a terrorist hotsheet, who’s not on it? Iran and their terrorist organization, Hezbollah, they actually talk about how Iran is working on stopping terrorism.

But that’s not why I linked, this is so absurd that it scares me that it’s how I feel.

Frankly we’re kind of surprised the Tea Party was left off.

Seriously, watching how the Dems and their political/entertainment industrial complex have been working overtime to dehumanize me I’m pretty surprised they haven’t officially listed me as an enemy.

Yet. There’s still tomorrow I guess.

Which leads to this, A request by our military to conduct realistic military exercises in Texas and some in Utah with stuff going on in other 4 corner states and the area.

I’d like to know who they’re using as an enemy but I just don’t want to find out it’s me.  It sucks that Obama’s managed to make me leery of our own fucking military.


So what have we learned today? Not a fucking thing.

All we can do is watch exactly how ridiculous our social, moral, political and intellectual betters can get before reality intrudes, all rudely and shit, on their fantasies.

  1. MM says:

    It’s kinda like being tied to a chair on railroad tracks and hearing the train a comin’

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