FW: Dear Abby

Posted: May 16, 2015 by veeshir in Funniest End of Civilization Evah

Dear Abby,   


My husband is a liar and a cheat. He has cheated on me from the beginning,   

and, when I confront him, he denies everything.  What’s worse, everyone knows that he cheats on me. It is so humiliating.   

Also, since he lost his job 14 years ago,he hasn’t even looked for a new one.   

All he does all day is smoke cigars, cruise around and shoot the bull with his buddies, while I have to work to pay the bills.   

Since our daughter went away to college and married with child, he doesn’t even pretend to like me, and even hints that I may be a lesbian.   


What should I do?   


Signed: Clueless   


Dear Clueless:   


Grow up and dump him. Good grief woman! You don’t need him anymore!   

You’re running for President of  the United States .   


Act like one.

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