The Senate Runs On Trust

Posted: July 24, 2015 by veeshir in Funniest End of Civilization Evah, GOP Win!, Hotassery, Notes on the Revolution, Win!

Says Ted Cruz.

Har dee har har har.


Now, I know most of you won’t click that, even though you should. I almost did myself, so I’ll relate what others might have heard if they clicked vids not containing hot little Japanese girls in teddies.

So of course the Senate runs on trust, they trust each other to not get all litigious over each other’s felonious behavior.


“That we don’t lie to each other.”, 

they lie to him because he feels he represents the people who elected him and not himself, the We’re Better And Smarter Than You Party has to lie to me, and therefore him because he would tell me the truth. Duh.

“…Was there a deal?”

The answer to that is never “Yes”, it’s always “Of course there’s a deal!”

Idealism is great, but that shows a profound disregard  for recent (as in, the last 10 years) history.


…makes an explicit promise… I cast my vote….assume that when the majority leader spoke to 54 GOP senators that he wasn’t lying to us. …It became agundantly clear that there was a deal…

I will note to the public the Majority Leader and the Speaker of the House have repeatedly said…”we made no deal.”…. a number of weeks ago…the Iran review act…..I filed an amendment that would…by requiring….before sanctions were lifted….Senator Marco Rubio called for an amendment…..on the Dem side of the Aisle did not want to vote….the Majority Leader called off all amendments….”


Geez, it’s as if he thinks the people who elected him have a say in how he votes?!?!?!?!?!?!

He calls Harry Reid a whiny bitch and immediately says McConnell is acting like the Dem Majority Leader.

Then he notes that McConnell called up an amendment after blocking everybody else’s amendment.


“…we (Teh Peepul) keep winning elections and then we keep getting leaders who don’t do anything they promise…”


From Nancy Pelosi draining the corrupt swamp to Mitch McConnell lying so much that Cruz is taking almost 20 minutes to detail many of his lies but Cruz could go on for hours. We’ve been profoundly lied to by the leadership of both Houses of Congress for a long damn time.


“the Majority Leader looked me in the eye…a flat out lie…. was a simple lie.”


Nobody except people the, I’d guess, fewer than 100,000 who read righty blogs and our fine Minitrue Betters will know about this, the rest of America is still worried about what Caitlyn Jenner is doing about its wang.

And that’s why we’re boned.

Below the Fold, An Important Critical And Well Deserved Update!!!!!!



New Ebiscu Muscats video!!!.

New to me anyway.

You know,  some of those girls are kinda hot.

  1. HayZeus says:

    And that’s why we’re boned.

    Sounds like someone needs to up their Val-U-Rite intake-it’ll look more funny and less endy that way. And maybe make some more popcorn while you’re at it, This might just be shaping up to be the best clown show yet!

    • veeshir says:

      Yeah, I definitely need to get more drunker.

      I am laughing at all the people who think that the latest of HIllary’s “scandals” is going to “Bring Her Down!!!!!!!”

      It’s one of those “always funny” things watching Minitrue frame it as “GOP attacks Hillary! for something!!!!!”

      Watching people freak out over Huckabee noting that Obama’s actions make Israel a lot less safe has been making me laugh today.

      I guess Huck is trying to take the limelight from Trump.

      Now I’m just waiting for Biden and Kerry to officially get in the race for peak hilarity.

  2. HayZeus says:

    Ahhh, Hillary! Two! The ship’s been slowly sinking for a long time but it’ll be the MiniTru that brings her down, just like last time. And as funny as the idea of Huck, Lurch or Chester to be running for president I’m holding out for Al Gore to throw his hat in the ring before I’ll declare peak hilarity. It’d be super. Cereal.

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