Archive for August, 2015

A Kingdom?

Posted: August 31, 2015 by veeshir in Uncategorized
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When did we go from a Constitutional Republic to a kingdom?

The Obama administration will change the name of North America’s tallest mountain peak from Mount McKinley to Denali,

He cannot just willy nilly change the name of a mountain. That’s what happens in kingdoms when the king decrees not a republic where the leader puts stuff up to a vote.

Don’t the people in Alaska have a vote?

Or are they just subjects who must give the laird of the land his due?

Minitrue, or course, will love it. Dead white men deserve no respect. Alaska was built on slavery after all.

I mean, in the fevered minds of willfully ignorant fools who think themselves erudite but are about as intelligent as crudites.

Shep Smith Is An Idiot

Posted: August 30, 2015 by veeshir in Fun With Media, Funniest End of Civilization Evah
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Alternate Title: When I stopped paying attention to any newsreaders and learned to love SMOD.

It’s about how ridiculous Shep Smith was during the Katrina deal (caused by Dems from local to state but blamed on Bush)

Dressed now in the faded, bloodcaked fatigues he took off a National Guardsman he’d found beaten to death in the Treme St corridor, FOXNews’ Shepard Smith stands motionless before the listing skeletal remains of what was once a Best Western on Rampart St, his head shaved clean, jaw stiff, chin ticked slightly upward and pointing toward the on-camera spot his crew is using to augment the firelight from fifteen or so torches held by a gang of lumbering, topless refugees the sunburned anchor rounded up earlier from the wreckage of the Iberville projects.
…, hold the wide-eyed heads of a CNN camera crew and a couple of photogs from the Associated Press—“errand boys,” Smith tells the camera’s blinking red eye, “sent by grocery clerks to collect my Pulitzer….
…the grisly severed heads that frame the serene-looking Smith like a cadre of mildly confused gargoyles. –

RTWT, it’s a pitch-perfect post about how ridiculous our fine, Minitrue betters are.

Shep was heading toward journalist status after 9/11 but then he started hanging around with Geraldo and instead went full clueless, biased, idiot.

 

Obama’s Right!

Posted: August 30, 2015 by veeshir in Funniest End of Civilization Evah, GOP Win!, Green Goofs, Notes on the Revolution, Obama's Fault
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Wherein Veeshir agrees with Obama.

“Think about that,” Obama said. “If another country threatened to wipe out an American town, we’d do everything in our power to protect ourselves. Climate change poses the same threat, right now.”

 

We need to get rid of our current political leadership before they use an anti-scientific, religious scam to destroy our way of life by using their pseudo-science to siphon even more money from the productive to give to the unproductive.

It’s not just a foreign power like the EUnuchs and the International Panel On Climate Grifting (IPCG), it’s our fine political, social, moral and intellectual betters from both parties (actually, one party, the We’re Better and Smarter Than You Party) that are attempting to destroy America.

They must be stopped.

Green Science is neither! Restore the scientific method to science!

Trump is only looking like the answer right now because the question is so stupid and most of the other answers are even more stupider.

Nebbish Meshuge?

Posted: August 28, 2015 by veeshir in Funniest End of Civilization Evah, Mideast Madness
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Okay, so everybody is expecting Israel to attack Iran. (via Maetenloch a couple nights ago.), but what about all the folks on the Arabian peninsula?

Am I crazy for thinking the ‘wrong’ Muslims have at least as much to fear from a nukularized Iran?

They also have American stuff and are at least next on the list after Israel if not before or the same time.

And they feel even more blown off than Israel does, if that’s possible. I don’t feel like looking for a link, but I read a bunch of stories on Lebanese pages, including Lebanon Now!, or Now! Lebanon, about how the Sunnis feel dissed by America.

They all have to know that they’re on their own over there, we’re not going to untie that knot for naught.

Iran is going to have $billions and nukes, even if Israel is top on the list, the rest of the Middle East is next.

Iran/Iraq/Syria against Lebanon, Jordan, most of the  the Arabian Peninsula and, possibly, Pakistan.

I’m betting Pakistan is selling/going to sell/has sold nukes to the Saudis for sure, maybe the UAE, Qatar, Kuwait and Bahrain will have to get into the game. Yemen is the battlefield between the two right now.

Should be interesting, I’m starting to wonder whether or not I want the asteroid to hit before or if I still want to have TV and the Internet when it gets rolling along.

 

Whoever defeats Iran is the bad ass of the region and the badass of the religion, so Pakistan might think it’s an attractive option. to help their Sunni brethren against the Shia scum.

There is no worse sin than having almost the same religion as someone else, after all.

Planned Parenthood is the American Hamas

Posted: August 27, 2015 by socklessjoe in Liberal Fascism
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Hey, if Hillary can call us terrorists, turnabout is fair play.

Some – and by some, I mean the delusional left and Islamist apologists – feel the need to point out that Hamas isn’t just a Jew-killing terrorists organization, but they do good work. They run orphanages and soup kitchens and such.

Great.

They also commit ethnically motivated atrocities. No amount of chicken soup can make up for that.

Similarly, Planned Parenthood is a eugenics-inspired abortuary and baby part chop-shop that also happens to provide mammograms and tests, STDs.

Difference being we fund Planned Parenthood with our federal tax dollars.  (But of course, only the good parts!)

Maybe we could stop doing that.

Funniest End Of Civilization Deniers

Posted: August 26, 2015 by veeshir in Funniest End of Civilization Evah
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Do you realize that whether or not this is true

The potential first First Gentleman is reportedly “very agitated” by the possibility Vice President Joe Biden may challenge Hillary Clinton for the Democratic presidential nomination

 

it still means that Joe Freaking Biden is apparently viewed by some as a viable Presidential candidate?

And further, do you realize that those people could be correct?

 

I can’t decide if that’s more endy or more funny.

I do know it’s a lot of both though.

 

Disconnectivity

Posted: August 25, 2015 by veeshir in Funniest End of Civilization Evah, Liberal FAIL, Liberal Fascism
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So Trump said a bunch of stuff about illegals but this is why I am writing.

Jorge Ramos accused Donald Trump of spreading “hate” by referring to illegal immigrants as “illegals” and the children of illegal immigrants as “anchor babies.”

 

Yesterday I was watching CNN when they, newsreader and interviewee/kaffee klatch partner, were talking about him using the term, “anchor baby”.

They were very upset, just as I had my first thought of “What other term should he use?”the newsreader said, “And then he asked what other term he should use!” and she stopped talking.

It took me probably 10-15 seconds to realize she wasn’t going to complete her thought, she had completed her thought.

He was out of bounds for even thinking that term.

You cannot even notice that illegals sneak across the border to have babies so they can stay.

There is really no common ground between our different points of view.

They say, “You cannot talk about that.”

I say, “You can.”

It’s either/or really, unless the common ground is that we can only think about it when lefties like The NYTimesWashPostCNNABCCBSetc., every politician, many/most union members and my family are not around to hear.

When Braitlyn Jenner came out or whatever he did, I noticed he was saying he is a lesbian in a man’s body (which was my favorite joke when I was 16) and laughed my ass off.

My brother told me it wasn’t funny because, “Times have changed.”

They sure have. But that’s still hilarious.

I talked about a lesbian, so tranny pics below the fold.

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In Your Face

Posted: August 24, 2015 by veeshir in Funniest End of Civilization Evah, Islam - a religion of tolerance and peace
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You know, this is just rude.

ramadan 911

As nickarama says,

Ramadan ended on July 17, so how is this even close?

 

It’s not. Notice who’s “welcoming” everyone, the Mayors of two American cities.  Lansing and East Lansing.

 

 

Yeah, they have the right to do, but that’s just fucking provocatively rude.

 

I wonder how they’d feel about Let’s Celebrate Ramadan All You Can Eat BBQ at sunrise every day of Ramadan.

Plan B

Posted: August 23, 2015 by veeshir in Fun With Media, Funniest End of Civilization Evah, Obama's Fault
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Important Update Below!!!!!!!

Plan B(atleth) I mean.

So even lefties are starting to notice reality and they might even accept that they cannot just browbeat the rest of America to do what they’ve decided is right (this week).

Democrats are worried — so worried five donors who raised millions for President Obama as well as Obama’s chief Florida strategist have both sworn off Hillary and joined an effort to draft Vice President Joe Biden

 

Joe Fucking Biden as the Great Blight Hope? I’m telling you, the Dem primary is going to get un-Hillaryous as it become downright hilarious, even funnier and less believable than 2008.

J Effin Kerry is sure to throw is chapeau in the ring, Elizabeth warren her headdress.

Those two jumping in, with Biden and Sanders already in, is going to make it an utterly ridiculously endy and funny “No! I’m more stupider!!!!” primary.

Bernie Sanders is a non-starter, it’s hard for Minitrue to hide that a guy who calls himself a socialist is, in actuality, a socialist. They can’t say ‘socialist’ is racist when it’s pointed at a white guy.

I’m not sure if Minitrue can hide every idiocy Elizabeth Warren says as they do with Biden, so her statements about how we need to emulate China or Cuba are going to actually be heard. She’s too stupid to understand you only say that stuff to the right (left) audience, they are not for the wider public.

But what that really means is that I wuz wrong, this is not likely

hillary_clinton_michelle_obama_2016

 

I thought it might go either way, with Hillary! on top or maybe with M’Shell on top (now that’s an ugly image), but now I’m thinking it’s going to be M’Shell with Joe Biden as VP for 8 more years.

We deserve no less because of how we’ve elected the most venal, uncaring, stupid yet utterly self-superior crew of incompetents and felons as could be found outside a Monty Python, Mel Brooks or Fritz Lang movie.

 

I’ve been thinking Minitrue might actually eventually get sorta hones, but that ain’t the deal. Yesterday they explained how, even though Obama has golfed instead of doing his job, it’s okay. He golfed with John Boehner (R-Better and Smarter Than You), and he’s really just getting ready for his retirement so only haters and racists have a problem with that.

Heinlein got one thing wrong. In “If This Goes On…..” (retitled Revolt in 2100 or something), he had the revolutionaries doing a publication that praised the God-like man elected POTUS in 2012 for things that bother people was used to get people in the heartland riled up, but CNN is unintentionally doing the exact same thing and apparently, the folks who watch Minitrue are perfectly okay with the God-President wiping his ass on the Constitution and the Presidency.

And that’s why we need M’Shell.

We’ve tried statement elections where we boned the GOP, we’ve tried elections where we put them in charge, we’ve tried letting it burn and nothing will get the GOP to underfuckingstand what they hell we want them to do.

So now, I think we need to make it so bad that the asteroid will be so obviously the viable alternative is actually is that even the low-information-voters understand you cannot vote for free stuff forever. Sooner or later someone has to pay for it.

 

Important Update!!!!!!

When Rand Paul was trying to get Obama to let us know what he was thinking vis a vis killing me with his Cox Skybombers, we were wondering what gun for drone.

Shotgun it is! He doesn’t mention gauge.

 

Via  a New To Me blog

Endamentally Changed

Posted: August 20, 2015 by veeshir in Fun with Elections, Fun With Media, Funniest End of Civilization Evah, Obama's Fault
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Certainly not that funnydamentally changed.

Planned Parenthood is killing babies in certain ways so they can sell the body parts. I can’t sell my own kidney, but they can sell parts from 8 and  3/4 month, “partially” born ‘fetuses’ and it’s apparently a “GOP war on women thing.

 

Today’s Hillary Clinton email ‘scandal’ update (Yawn) Like the dead baby deal, the media is pretty uninterested and frams it , when they mention it, as “The GOP has new allegations against Hillary!”

 

Day 800 and something of the IRS “scandal”, which the media is similarly utterly uninterested in.

 

This one is pretty darn funny.  I mean it’s endy, but it’s still pretty good.

Andrew Klavan, Why are Conservatives Attacking Conservatives?

He doesn’t mention who he’s talking about, but I think I can assume he’s not talking about Rush Limbaugh badmouthing Ted Cruz.

If he’s including Trump or Jeb Bush attacking each other, well, that’s not a conservative attacking a conservative, it’s a huckster/pretty darn liberal huckster attacking a big-gov, pro-illegal immigration establishment prick.

Bush is only a ‘conservative’  in the social conservative sense (if he’s even that, I don’t know care enough about him to find out). Like W nominating Harriet Myers and we were supposed to be happy because she would vote the ‘right’ was on abortion.

I haven’t paid enough attention, but if Cruz is attacking Fiorina is attacking Scott Walker, then let me know, otherwise, wake me up when M’Shell enters the fray.

 

The worst story of the day and why I used that title,

The U.S. Army is kicking out a decorated Green Beret after an 11-year Special Forces career, after he got in trouble for shoving an Afghan police commander accused of raping a boy and beating up his mother when she reported the incident.

 

Fricking horrible.

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