doubleplusundead

Alternate Title: When I stopped paying attention to any newsreaders and learned to love SMOD.

It’s about how ridiculous Shep Smith was during the Katrina deal (caused by Dems from local to state but blamed on Bush)

Dressed now in the faded, bloodcaked fatigues he took off a National Guardsman he’d found beaten to death in the Treme St corridor, FOXNews’ Shepard Smith stands motionless before the listing skeletal remains of what was once a Best Western on Rampart St, his head shaved clean, jaw stiff, chin ticked slightly upward and pointing toward the on-camera spot his crew is using to augment the firelight from fifteen or so torches held by a gang of lumbering, topless refugees the sunburned anchor rounded up earlier from the wreckage of the Iberville projects.

…, hold the wide-eyed heads of a CNN camera crew and a couple of photogs from the Associated Press—“errand boys,” Smith tells the camera’s blinking red eye, “sent by grocery clerks to collect my Pulitzer….

…the grisly severed heads that frame the serene-looking Smith like a cadre of mildly confused gargoyles. –

RTWT, it’s a pitch-perfect post about how ridiculous our fine, Minitrue betters are.

Shep was heading toward journalist status after 9/11 but then he started hanging around with Geraldo and instead went full clueless, biased, idiot.