Shep Smith Is An Idiot

Posted: August 30, 2015 by veeshir in Fun With Media, Funniest End of Civilization Evah

Alternate Title: When I stopped paying attention to any newsreaders and learned to love SMOD.

It’s about how ridiculous Shep Smith was during the Katrina deal (caused by Dems from local to state but blamed on Bush)

Dressed now in the faded, bloodcaked fatigues he took off a National Guardsman he’d found beaten to death in the Treme St corridor, FOXNews’ Shepard Smith stands motionless before the listing skeletal remains of what was once a Best Western on Rampart St, his head shaved clean, jaw stiff, chin ticked slightly upward and pointing toward the on-camera spot his crew is using to augment the firelight from fifteen or so torches held by a gang of lumbering, topless refugees the sunburned anchor rounded up earlier from the wreckage of the Iberville projects.
…, hold the wide-eyed heads of a CNN camera crew and a couple of photogs from the Associated Press—“errand boys,” Smith tells the camera’s blinking red eye, “sent by grocery clerks to collect my Pulitzer….
…the grisly severed heads that frame the serene-looking Smith like a cadre of mildly confused gargoyles. –

RTWT, it’s a pitch-perfect post about how ridiculous our fine, Minitrue betters are.

Shep was heading toward journalist status after 9/11 but then he started hanging around with Geraldo and instead went full clueless, biased, idiot.


  1. mysterian says:

    I suspect the entire television news segment is full of idiots.

    the whole NRO bunch went nutso at that time too. I tried to point out that if you don’t evacuate when recommended then you’re responsible for yourself for at least 5 and up to 10 days. As well as the NatGuard and Coast Guard had their own priorities in the aftermath and that they were 1) search and rescue, followed by 2) recovery… I got personal insults from the NRO folks for my efforts.

  2. Veeshir says:

    Yeah. We just keep ignoring our betters’ advice.
    We disappointed NRO by being all racist and wanting our laws enforced.
    Thet never forgave us for that.

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