doubleplusundead

Mother fuckers.

The Loop 202 is back open in both directions Wednesday evening in Mesa after authorities investigated a suspicious object.

…Air15 showed a robot lifting the lid of what appeared to be a red cooler with the letters “QT” (QuickTrip-convenience store V)written in black on the side.

My commute goes on that road, so at 5pm I, and a few thousand of my closest friends, had to go to 101, which is always screwed, to 60, which is also always screwed, making both of those roads uber-screwed.

Look at the pic, it’s a freaking cooler that fell of someone’s truck. If there was a warning or threat about a bomb on the highway, that would be something different.

But this was some asshole bureaucrat who figured he’d close a fucking highway because some asshole lost his fucking cooler.

I fucking hate bureaucrats with fucking boxes to fucking check.

Terrorists can leave us alone as we are too fucking stupid to survive.