This Is My Weapon

Posted: September 28, 2015 by veeshir in Funniest End of Civilization Evah, This Is My BOOMSTICK!

This is my gun.

Jamie Lee Bracey said he was in a Walmart in Florence, Alabama, last week at the gun counter and happened upon a product that piqued his interest — “Gun Oil H2O.”….

Bracey figures the water in the product would cause rust, so he reads further.

“Let’s see here. ‘Long-lasting lubrication with easy cleanup. Glycerin and paraben free. Wetter, lighter feel than silicone,’” he recited. “Oh that sounds good. That sounds really good. I think my gun would work really good, wetter and lighter.”…


Wait for it….wait for it…..

Reading further, he discovered this “Gun Oil” is “for topical use” and user is to “apply desired amount to genital areas.”



Somewhere, a bunch of DIs are laughing their asses off and they have no idea why.

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