Man, I just cannot figure out the title for this one, but I know it needs a post.
The only thing I could think of was “Buh?”
For a fee, NAPSA says it will preserve your tattoos through a chemical process that produces non-toxic pieces safe to handle. NAPSA will provide your children, grandchildren and others you designate as beneficiaries pieces of you in ornate frames they can display on the walls of their homes.
Seriously? You expect me to put your tramp stamp on my wall?
Still nowhere near as endy as the idea that Joe Fucking Biden has a realistic shot at becoming POTUS, but almost as funny.
Via Dave Barry who used, “Try to imagine their gratitude”