This story is a metaphor for America.
Employees claim they began breaking out restaurant windows after receiving the prank call from a person who said there was a gas leak at the Burger King. Employees then broke out more than a dozen windows and one employee crashed his dodge through the front doors, allegedly to provide ventilation.
Our fine Establishment betters, Minitrue and the rest of the Democratic/media, industrial-complex are making the prank call, the rest of us are running around smashing the place up.
I have to admit, having a Dodge fill in for SMOD is a nice touch.