A Metaphor

Posted: February 4, 2016 by veeshir in Funniest End of Civilization Evah

This story is a metaphor for America.

Employees claim they began breaking out restaurant windows after receiving the prank call from a person who said there was a gas leak at the Burger King. Employees then broke out more than a dozen windows and one employee crashed his dodge through the front doors, allegedly to provide ventilation.


Our fine Establishment betters, Minitrue and the rest of the Democratic/media, industrial-complex are making the prank call, the rest of us are running around smashing the place up.

I have to admit, having a Dodge fill in for SMOD is a nice touch.


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