Archive for April, 2016

Let’s Agree But Disagree

Posted: April 24, 2016 by veeshir in Funniest End of Civilization Evah, Liberal Fascism, Notes on the Revolution
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Quoth Hillary:

She says she wants to expand on the gangs issue….

“Joining a gang is like having a family,” Clinton says…

Exactly. It’s a group to make them feel a sense of belonging.

But then the lefty community-based-reality/fantasy rears its hilariously destructive head

So we’re either gonna have gangs that murder and rob.. or we’re gonna have positive gangs,

You know what kind of “positive” gangs she wants.

Ones that wear similar clothes to add to that sense of belonging, maybe matching shirts.

Brown of course, we could call them the Hillary Jugend (hey, she started the Godwin shit V), and they could go after global worming deniers and other unspeakably evil types like conservatives and tea partiers.

 

But leaving her fascist/fantasy (fascantisty?) tendencies aside, you know what else acts like a family?

Yeah, a family.

See, until the glorious 60s, we understood a strong family resulted in better kids.

It doesn’t take a village to raise a child, it takes a family.

The only place where letting the village raise children actually worked and thrived was Sparta. Then they slacked off and the fucking Thebans kicked their asses.

Somehow I don’t think Hillary wants to emulate Sparta.

So, on a scale of 1 to John Derbyshire, how racist was this post?

What The Fuck?

Posted: April 23, 2016 by veeshir in Catholicism, Funniest End of Civilization Evah
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WTF is wrong with this world?

The asshole who is currently wearing a pope-hat had a nice photo-op where he was all into helping the Christians being murdulated by our fine, Religion of Peace brothers in the Levant.

 

A Christian brother and sister from Syria felt blessed to have been among the dozen refugees selected to start a new life in Italy — but now say their savior, Pope Francis, abandoned them on a Greek island, …

Their dreams were shattered, though, when they were informed the following day that they would not be traveling to Rome. Instead, three Muslim families were taken.

Asked why they were all Muslim, Francis said there was something wrong with the papers of a Christian family on the list.

 

Yeah, the problem with their papers is that they’re Christian.

Now, I can accept (if not understand) most lefties hating Christians, but the fucking pope?

So in a clash of religions, the Pope is not on Jesus’ side.

Sorta funny, in an armageddon way.

 

Nother Bazinga

Posted: April 22, 2016 by veeshir in Funniest End of Civilization Evah, It's Always a Good Time to include Sheldon Cooper PhD, Obama's Fault
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“This room is full of mirrors,” the Queen was heard to tell the President as she led him into the Oak Room.

 

And I bet a dollar he was too stupid to understand she just called him a narcissistic tool.

Cuz he’s an idiot.

Good News/Bad News

Posted: April 21, 2016 by veeshir in Funniest End of Civilization Evah, Notes on the Revolution, PEBKAC
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In 14 years they’re going to, for realsy, change the $20 from the Jackson to Harriet Tubman.

I’m fer it. It’s quite the coup to get the founder of the Dem party off the bill and change it to a pro-2nd amendment type.

This is the best design I’ve seen (link added)

harriet tubman bill

Now the bad news.

I like Curt Schilling, but really, he should have known better. You can only make fun of conservatives if you want to keep your job at ESPN.

I’m trying to decide if it’s funnier or endier that he lost his cushy job over this graphic

trans

 

What makes it a little more funny is that’s the sort of thing that means exactly the opposite depending on who says it.

If an SJW posted it, it would have been fine.

Important exit question

Is it a hate crime because Schilling called xer a “him”?

 

 

Hate Crimes

Posted: April 20, 2016 by veeshir in Liberal Fascism
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Why isn’t this being prosecuted as a hate-crime and a civil-rights violation?

Police say Siva told them he attacked the vehicle because of the Trump sticker on the rear bumper. Siva allegedly told police he considered the sticker a “hate symbol” and vandalizing the car “improved the community.”

 

If you’re going to have the un-American bullshit that is hate-crimes laws, you should enforce them against everybody being hated on, not just approved victim groups.

 

I Wuz Wrong

Posted: April 19, 2016 by veeshir in Funniest End of Civilization Evah, PEBKAC, Queerblogging
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And I’m man enough to admit it.

I saw this story about rainbow nooses at a university in Tenessee (Austin Peay State U) were found and it was a HATE crime!!!! (with a capital HATE!!!)!!!!

My first thought was that it was a fake hate-crime by someone from the LGBTQUaddeafy movement.

I wuz wrong

Administrators at Austin Peay State University in Clarksville, Tenn., said Tuesday that the nooses, which were arranged in a rainbow on a tree near a fine-arts building, were part of an introductory course that uses yarn to create art.

It still leaves this question,

Is this graphic from Eric a hate crime?

RebelRainbow

 

I hope so, because I always figured if it would piss off anybody it would be hard-core Confederate types, not homerseckshuls and that would make it even funnier.

A Conundrum

Posted: April 18, 2016 by veeshir in Funniest End of Civilization Evah
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One of the most fun parts of this particular end of civilization is trying to figure out if things like this are serious or satire.

Bernie For Glorious Leader from Aleister on Vimeo.

What’s the music? you ask?

It’s the Red Army choir singing The Sacred War (according to Shazaam)

 

Sure, you’re saying, “That’s not for real!!!!”

Yeah, I would have bet this was satire too.

 

 

 

Satire trolling is the highest form of humor and if you get people OUTRAGED!!!!!, that’s just plus points in my book.

From here, via here.

Bazinga!

Posted: April 17, 2016 by veeshir in Funniest End of Civilization Evah, It's Always a Good Time to include Sheldon Cooper PhD, Obama's Fault
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Quoth the Belgian Interior minister:

 

“A significant section of the Muslim community danced when attacks took place,”

 

Yeah, I heard that too.

 

no tango class

 

 

Bazinga!

 

Cough*bullshit*cough

Posted: April 16, 2016 by veeshir in Edumakashun, Funniest End of Civilization Evah, Liberal Fascism, PEBKAC
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High Praise! to Harvey at IMAO for finding this.

Ohio State administrators did the right thing by telling their precious snowflakes to shut the fuck up and we were all impressed.

Now, their greek council is treating free speech the way the one at Faber U treated Delta House.

Since some anonymous people enChalkened OU, they’re cancelling Greek Week. The quote at the end is High-Larious, in a really stupid way.

“In making these changes, we understand that there are many who will feel that this is a punishment,” the governing councils stated in their letter, according to The Post. “We acknowledge that some teams have made efforts to be inclusive, but as a collective it is our responsibility to hold each other accountable with the ultimate goal of unifying the community.”

Inclusion, it’s only for some people.

To steal a bit from Uncle,

trump

 

 

Don’t Shove Your Morality Down My Throat

Posted: April 15, 2016 by veeshir in Ask a Moron, Liberal Fascism, Notes on the Revolution, PEBKAC, Queerblogging
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To answer This Ain’t Hell’s question,

Here’s my conundrum: if it is immoral, even criminal or civilly liable for these mom-and-pop Christian businesses to deny services based on their fundamental beliefs, why is it not also immoral or legally actionable for large corporations to refuse their services to the citizens of those states where those who govern choose to pass legislation to protect the religious freedoms of their citizenry?

I didn’t like it when the Moral Majority (which was neither/1980s leftist prof) was doing it and I don’t like it now that the Immoral Minority (which is both/Veeshir) does it.

My pitch-perfect lefty brother, gay, special-ed math teacher who I wouldn’t trust to make change without a graphing calculator, told me I couldn’t make fun of that Kardashian/Jenner thing who’s trying to up the ratings on its reality-tv show, for being a “lesbian trapped in a man’s body” even though it was so incredibly and blatantly obvious a joke, because “Times have changed.”

 

If you can shop around until you find a bakery who won’t make a cake for your gay wedding and then sue it into bankruptcy, then I can tell you to go fuck yourself.

As for opening up bathrooms for creepy dudes in dresses, go for it. If some woman wants to take a piss in the urinal, it’s no skin off my back.

If I had a daughter I might think differently though.

 

Jeff Goldstein is one of the better thinkers on the ‘tubes, I mostly agree with this Trump rant except the “Fuck off” part.

Most of my friends have been lefties most of my life, if you are taken in by a huckster that’s your deal, not mine.

I will say I lost any residual respect for NY voters I had left after watching them fall in with Trump. He’s been hucking in NY for decades, they should know better.

 

 

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