What’s In Your Pants?

Posted: June 1, 2016 by veeshir in Funniest End of Civilization Evah, It's Science!, PEBKAC, Queerblogging

NYC is committing a hate-crime by asking gender, but at least they give you 31 different responses.


I have to admit, even at my most ridiculous, I can’t even come up with 10. The Daily Caller had to check with some colleges (not Berkeley for some reason) to see the definitions. You have to love this one.

Someone who identifies as “genderqueer,” for example, is a “person whose gender identity is neither man nor woman, is between or beyond genders, or is some combination of genders.”

So when I tell them to go fuck themselves, they can!

Not sure what to say about this one

Similarly, someone who is “gender fluid” is a person “whose gender identification and presentation shifts, whether within or outside of societal, gender-based expectations.”

Seriously? You can’t pin down your gender?
This one’s my favorite, if you’re going to be inclusive, be fucking inclusive.

If someone is “pangender,” their “gender identity is comprised of all or many gender expressions.”

The all of the above gender.

How doomed can one civilization be?

I’ve been looking for two (2) investors but I haven’t had much luck so I’ll try here.


I am going to file a provisional patent, that costs $75, and I need someone with $25 who knows how to write up a deal to get a gov’t grant.  The other one needs to have access to $25. If the cost of the provisional application went up, I might need more investors. I can write up the application.

My idea is a solar/battery/windmill powered airplane.

You use the battery to take off, once you get above the clouds the solar panels will recharge the battery.
You put the windmills on the trailing edge of the wings with a larger one behind the tail assembly.

Think of it, you’re moving anyway, this way you can recycle the movement of air. Free energy!
It’s so brilliant that I can’t believe nobody else ever thought of it.

I figure we could get anywhere from $100,000 to hundreds of $millions in stimulizing money.

We make prototypes using Mosquitoes (plywood planes!!! anything technologically backwards is good for the environment!) and P-51s, because they fly high enough to ensure they’re above any clouds. The P-51 can have drop-batteries like drop tanks.

We make them with the original engines, take out the guns and put in batteries and wind-turbines
Naturally, we need the regular engines in case the windmills and batteries aren’t enough.

We could sell a few to Johnny Depp, Sir Paul McCartney, probably a few more. Hell, John Travolta will probably buy a fleet.

Then, after it becomes obvious the whole idea is idiotic, we go bankrupt and we have a couple Mosquitos and P-51 Mustangs.

We just have rip out the batteries, solar panels and the turbines to make them useful and fun.

Let me know in the comments if you’re in.

  1. The Neon Madman says:

    paging Mr. Coyote…. Mr.Wile E. Coyote…..

  2. veeshir says:

    A windmill powered airplane isn’t just genius level, it’s super-genius level!!

    I’m happy someone sees my brilliance.

  3. imadenier says:

    mr veeshir knows lots about patents…his favorite used to be an ash try design…

    … back in 1979 Eric Idle in Life of Brian wanted to be a woman…i laughed… you can still watch it on the intertubes… but you couldn’t make that file today… queue the can’t touch this soundclip…

    … back in 1979 gas was 86 cents a gallon and we were outraged… how much are gas prices going to be after the global worming alarmists sue all the BigOil companies for “lying” to us about the dangers of global worming (and win in our liberal court system) ???

    • veeshir says:

      I always wonder if the folks at Monty Python regret their years making fun and tearing down (used to be Great) Britain considering how fucked up it is today.

      One thing, back in 79, it was the coming ice age that was GONNA KILL US ALL!!!!!1!11!!

      Same principle though.

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