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Important Update Below!!!!!

No, Below the other update!!!!!!!

So Big Brother released the ‘transcript’ from the gay, Democratic, murderous, Islamic Orlando terrorist’s  911 call with a few redactions.

It’s exactly what you expect of those assholes. OD is the operator, OM is the gay, Democratic, murderous, Islamic, Orlando terrorist.

OM: Praise be to God, and prayers as well as peace be upon the prophet of God [in Arabic]. I let you know, I’m in Orlando and I did the shootings.

OD: What’s your name?

OM: My name is I pledge of allegiance to [omitted].

OD: Ok, What’s your name?

OM: I pledge allegiance to [omitted] may God protect him [in Arabic], on behalf of [omitted].

 

Seriously, WTF? They’re making us know less by releasing that shit.

Of course, that’s the goal.

Pretty soon, we’ll see transcript where the redacted organization he pledged allegiance to is the 700 Club and the redacted name the gay, Democratic murderous, Islamic, Orlando terrorist performed his Islamic terror attack on behalf of is Billy Graham.

They’re othering anybody who does not suck leftist dicks, that makes me angry and a little afraid of their intentions. Especially since they’ve been relentlessly trying to take my guns since the God-Presidency began.

Is it me or is it really getting less funny out there? I mean, maybe I’m just in a sour mood, but that’s never stopped me from seeing the funny before.

Important update from the puppy blender!!!!!

 

Not sure if even an eddiebear rant with extra fucksickles could really get across how despicable I think the whole left is.

Update Below The Update!!!!!!!

So the ‘Justice’ Dept. saw that they looked like idiots and assholes so they released this.

“The purpose of releasing the partial transcript of the shooter’s interaction with 911 operators was to provide transparency, while remaining sensitive to the interests of the surviving victims, their families, and the integrity of the ongoing investigation.

Heh. They certainly were transparent. That’s why people lambasted them. As for being “sensitive” to the surviving victims and their families and the investigation, why would allowing an Islamic terrorist spe….

Oh, that’s why. They were remaining sensitive to the surviving Islamic terrorists. I keep forgetting, Obama hates America and loves whoever hates America most in any situation. Islamic terrorists hate America even more than Obama and co.

And that’s saying something.

So here’s the unredacted but still changed transcript,they write “God” instead of “Allah”, cuz they’re still trying to make sure everybody knows Christians are worse.

OM:    In the name of God the Merciful, the beneficent [Arabic]

OD:     What?

OM:     Praise be to God, and prayers as well as peace be upon the prophet of God [Arabic]. I wanna let you know, I’m in Orlando and I did the shootings.

OD:     What’s your name?

OM:     My name is I pledge of allegiance to Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi of the Islamic State.

OD:     Ok, What’s your name?

OM:     I pledge allegiance to Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi may God protect him [Arabic], on behalf of the Islamic State.