Now Why’d They Do That?

Posted: June 25, 2016 by veeshir in EUnuchstan, Notes on the Revolution, Win Britannia!

So why’d the Brits decide to stop being EUnuchs?

Michael Gove, the British justice secretary…

As a minister, he said, he deals constantly with edicts and regulations framed at the European level—rules that he doesn’t want and can’t change. These were rules that no one in Britain asked for, rules promulgated by officials whose names Brits don’t know, people whom they never elected and cannot remove from office. Yet they become the law of the land.


Gee, what could he mean by that?

The regulation applies to unripened green bananas,…

The minimum size (with tolerances and exceptions) is a length of 14 cm and a thickness (grade) of 2.7 cm…

Only Extra class bananas have to comply fully with the shape specifications. Class II bananas, for instance are permitted to have “defects of shape”; Class I bananas are permitted only “slight defects of shape…


When a bureaucrat decides to decide what curve your bananas should have, well, that’s not that far from them deciding to decide the proper length of your schlong or the fun in your funbags.

  1. Imadenier says:

    I think TSA already has dibs on fun bags…but only if you want to take them with you on a plane…

    • veeshir says:

      That’s one of the things that pisses me off.
      That should be a private sector thing not bureaucratic.

      They’re boobs already, they should leave the fun ones alone.

  2. Imadenier says:

    “The 2016 referendum is set to be the biggest uprising against the people who run the UK since the Peasants Revolt of 1381” …Christopher Hope, Britian’s Telegraph newspaper…

    Wow…those wacky peasants have gone and done it again…

    • Imadenier says:

      Oh wait…it’s offensive to imply that the ‘leave’ camp are ‘peasants,’ but it doesn’t seem to be offensive to call them racists, elderly xenophobes,or nazis…
      Oh the overwhelming tolerance…

  3. veeshir says:

    Of course they don’t like “peasants”, they prefer the more proper term, “serfs”.
    Our social, moral, political and intellectual betters pine for the days of thatched roofs, serfs knowing their place, everybody organically farming and droit de seigneur.
    It was a simpler time.

  4. Imadenier says:

    Well…the scotish first minister has stamped her foot and said that the Scots have to grant “consent” for something like the Brexit…
    Londoners want to secede … It’s just a jolly old cluster frak…
    I’m really liking the funny and endy stuff there so much more than here at home… I’m thinking being an expat has its upside…

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