Congress is holding hearings!!!!! They’re Doing Something!!!! about Comey’s ridiculous statement!!!!!! Get out your squeezey bulb horns and get ready to honk and slap your fins!!!!!! The fish will be particularly stinky!!!!!

I tried to watch, but Elijah Cummings started talking, his job is to lie and bluster and basically just throw shit in the gears when there’s a “hearing” on Dem felonies and treasons.

Important, 5 Minute Later Update I meant to include!!!!!

Comey said Hillary! wasn’t sophisticated enough to understand. Okay, can she read? And if she wasn’t, who was running that shit? That person had to be “sophisticated enough” and should be facing charges.


Now back to our post already in progress!

I switched back and saw Comey say it was a tenet of American Law that the perpetrator know her cankles broke the law.

Apparently, ignorance of the law is a defense now since if you’re ignorant of it, you cannot break it on purpose.

Don’t get me wrong, I know that’s not true that she was ignorant of the law or that it’s a defense, he’s just having a hard time defending the actions his Chicago-Machines bosses told him to perform so he’s saying stupid shit.

I still wonder if he’s saying the stupidest thing he can think of sort of like the Sailors of the USS Pueblo flipping the bird when the Norks took them captive. As I saw someone say somewhere, I just hope they let his family go soon.


Speaking of which, putting the cart before the whores.

Attorney General Loretta Lynch officially accepted the FBI’s recommendation that neither Hillary Clinton nor any of her aides should face criminal charges

Yeah, I’m gonna have to say it was Comey “accepting” the diktats of his commissar.

Her Natural Habitat: Above The Law!

Her Natural Habitat: Above The Law!


This Free Beacon article  is on the side of Cinemark suing for attorney’s fees the people who sued them over their relatives being shot in their gun-free zone (actual results often vary)

Now, I know the law as currently written is on their side, but when you disarm people, it is your responsibility to protect those people. They should have won their suit, Cinemark disarms people who go into their theaters, they need to protect those defenseless people.

But since there are no longer any responsibilities that go with rights, fuck you.


Hezbollah is having serious jihad envy.

Hezbollah secretary general Hassan Nasrallah recently tackled the recent battles southwest of Aleppo, where the party reportedly suffered its worst losses since entering the conflict in Syria. Nasrallah admitted in a speech broadcasted live on the group’s Al-Manar TV on June 24 that 26 Hezbollah fighters had been killed since the beginning of June.


Shit, do you realize what that means? ISIS is almost as deadly to Hezbollah as Chicago’s gun laws are to its residents!!!!!!!

Poor bastards.

Now don’t get me wrong, I am not on the side of ISIS in almost any situation, there are a few people who I think the world would be better off without. If they kill each other? That’s just icing on my balls.

ISIS is not an existential threat to the US. As we’ve been watching for years, our fine political, moral. social and intellectual betters are filling that particular role.


I’ve been ignoring China’s murderous commie dictator’s aggression against Vietnam, Japan, South Korea, Indonesia and the Philippines in the South China Sea,

For some inexplicable reason, they’re making noises at us too. I mean, warning J. Effin Kerry is just stupid. He’s the man who supinely accepted a security screening when he met with the top murderous asshole in Egypt at the time.


Stupid bastards, don’t they know that makes it hard for Minitrue to ignore shit their masters tell them to ignore?

They might cause a war!?!?! What if Ash Carter has to take notice!?!?!?!

  1. HayZeus says:

    Here’s why the Hearings!!!!!! are a particularly galling part of failure theater: when the Dems have them, minitrue is all over them like flies on bull chips and the Narrative is inevitably that High Crimes and Misdemeanors have almost assuredly occurred. When the Repubs have them? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ And when Serious Measures™ are taken by the Repubs or the courts, like, say, censuring the AG or directing the various tentacles of DC to do irksome things like, say, stopping the use of private email accounts to conduct official business or stopping the illegal harassment of conservative groups or stopping the violation of the law by allowing illegals free entry or attending ethics courses for all the perjury, the response of the Dems or the perpetrators (but I repeat myself) is all lulz. And when the lumpenproles base demands that more be done, like say impeaching some apparatchiks for the bad behavior of the tentacle that they happen to oversee? Whoa, whoa, WHOA, buddy, let’s not get hasty here. There’s tradition to uphold, protocols to observe, yadda yadda yadda. And those of us that are fed up and all, I’m not your buddy, guy, well, we’re the problem, see.

  2. veeshir says:

    I see someone has a hole in his squeezy bulb.

    • HayZeus says:

      Yeah I’m frustrated because one of my congresscritters is big on the hearings but not so much on actually enforcing some consequences for bad behavior. Impeach Koskinen? Why that’s crazy talk! Throw in the fact that he’s slightly better than your average GOPe congresscritter when it comes to his votes but also a big co-sponsor of pork and corporatist-type bills and I’m just itching to vote against him. Unfortunately, there hasn’t been a move to primary him thus far (LIVs everywhere, Woody) and the Dems that run against him are typically full-blown moonbats so I’m back to thinking I shouldn’t even vote, ’cause it’ll only encourage them.

      tl;dr: obvs I needed more Val-U-Rite or I wouldn’t have posted that. Or this, for that matter. Drinking lunch, here I come!

  3. veeshir says:

    I’m in favor of voting locally for the GOP, I need my sheriff and governor to tell the feds to fuck off, but nationally?
    There isn’t a one I would trust to run a lemonade stand.

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