doubleplusundead

Let’s cast the ‘nets.

First, we have Obama Alinsksplaining:

President Barack Obama says Americans can’t dismiss protesters who call attention to racial issues 50 years after the Civil Rights Act as troublemakers.

First, I have to wonder what they have to do with the Civil Rights Act as they are all about segregation and separate but unequal, but he is right about the last part. You cannot just dismiss them as troublemakers.

BLM leader killed in home invasion of cop’s home.

What do they want? Dead cops! When do they want them? Now!

See? They’re not just troublemakers, they’re troublemakers who attempt and incite murder! Totally different.

 

From the first link, morbama.

Obama also says he believes the police officers who died in Dallas did not die in vain,

I agree, so far as Obama and the rest of the Democratic political/agitation brigade are concerned, they want to stir everybody up for an electoral bump. Also, they can use the dead cops to alinskplain why the police need killbots, MRAPs, grenade launchers and full auto weapons and further, why they need to take my guns. As we all know, anything is important or unimportant in direct relation to how it affects Democrats being elected.

 

We Need Moar Teh Funny!

But we ain’t getting it.

What we are getting is the Dallas Cop who has had the press conferences, he is Teh Awesome.

“We’re asking cops to do too much in this country” said Brown.

“Every societal failure, we put it off on the cops to solve” said Brown. He listed mental health, drug addiction, loose dogs, failing schools as problems the public expects ‘cops to solve.’

Yes, so long as you add in, “Be revenue generators instead of peace officers.”

As a teacher, I wholeheartedly agree. I saw kids with no respect for themselves or others in each and every class. Kids who freak out if you say, “just shut up” after a bunch of “Please be quiet”s didn’t work. Kids who think ‘discipline’ is something everybody but themselves need.

As they get older, the cops get to deal with them and after a lifetime of being told “It’s not your fault!”, they get upset when they are thwarted in any way, shape or form.

 

Next, we have more stinky fish!!!!!!

Congress will introduce legislation to ban all State Department officials from using private email accounts and servers to conduct any official business, the Free Beacon has learned.

Once again, this is already against the law. But the GOP IS DOING SOMETHING TO REIN IN OBAMA!…Hillary!!!!! Send us money!!!! Vote for us!!!!!! Fuck you moron proles!!!!!!…wait, did we say that last bit out loud?

Speaking of feckless GOP idjits, the AP has their back!!!! Discussing the real threat to America, Trump!!!!!

Headline

A lot of holes in GOP presidential ground game in key states

 

These are the same idiots who cannot figure out why he’s so popular.

Eh, so long as they keep attacking him in their insulated, elitist (actual intelligence may vary), entitled, ignorantly moronic way, they’re happy.

But since they are Dems with bylines (as the puppy blender calls them), you know this is also affirmation for their leftist audience.

To be sure, the national party actually has notched record levels of fundraising over the past few years and put together a much more robust ground game than it had in 2012. But officials acknowledge the real competition isn’t their past results or the chronically cash strapped Democratic Party. It’s Clinton and what GOP party chairman Priebus calls “that machine” of Clinton fundraising.

Yeah, keep saying that.

What our fine social, moral, intellectual and political betters cannot wrap their heads around is that this isn’t a normal election. They’ve been whipping up the minorities with tales of evil white folk and finally, the people who are sick of being demonized are mobilizing. And not just white folk, but all the law abiding people who are pretty sick of being accused of horrible things and losing the freedoms our forebearers fought for.

So keep telling us, and yourselves, that everybody who disagrees with you sucks.

Bigawdammit, I’m actually going to have to vote for Trump. If you had told me that at anytime in the last 30 years I would have laughed in your face. Even if you had told me he was running against Hillary!.

So maybe a little funny.

Let’s end on something that’s absolutely chillingly hilarious.

War in the Pacific!

An international tribunal rejected China’s extensive claims in the South China Sea in a landmark ruling Tuesday that also found the country had aggravated the seething regional dispute and violated the Philippines’ maritime rights by building up artificial islands that destroyed coral reefs and by disrupting fishing and oil exploration.

I’ve said that the Dutch are furiously impotent on the international stage, which makes this the funniest line of the day.

While the decision is seen as a major legal declaration regarding one of the world’s most contested regions,

Ummm, by whom? Besides EUnuchs and other globalist idjits I mean. We all know China’s reaction.

China immediately rejected it as a “farce”

I guess the old saw is right, the first time was tragedy, this time it’s farce.

For the tragedy, let’s recall the last time the Dutch had a problem in the Pacific, then it was the Japanese who were warned!!!!! So how did that work out? Death camps, death marches and torture.

I was only going to quote the above, but I just can’t stop. This thing is too darn funny.

While the findings cannot reverse China’s actions,…

Do tell.

it still constitutes a rebuke, carrying with it the force of the international community’s opinion.

 

Yeah, that and $5 will get you cup of Starbucks coffee and a whole bunch of laughing murderous commie dictators.

It also gives heart to small countries in Asia that have helplessly chafed at China’s expansionism, backed by its military and economic power.

I think they left out the word, “palpitations” after “heart” in the above, because there’s nothing that scares murderous dictators less than the frumious frowning of the frustrated fools in the International Community.

This EUnuch came so close to making sense.

Former Foreign Secretary Albert del Rosario, who helped oversee the filing of the case, said the ruling underscored “our collective belief that right is might….

The Chinese whole-heartedly agree.

He should have stopped there, but he didn’t. Cuz he’s a EUnuch.

and that international law is the great equalizer among states.

Ummm, wut?

There is no “International Law”, there are treaties and there are people with the balls to enforce civilized behavior on murderous dictators. While we have plenty in the first category, the only one we have in the second category is Israel, and murderous commie dictators in the Pacific ain’t their problem.

This is the same stupidity EUnuchs have been bleating since before they were officially EUnuchs.

“For the sake of maintaining international order, it is imperative that the Award and clarification of maritime entitlements be accepted by all relevant countries – without exception – so that we can work together on how remaining issues can be peacefully resolved,

Yeah, Chamberlain said the same thing about the reasonable Herr Hitler.

When one side wants to be murderous dictators dominating the world and the other doesn’t want that, there is no acceptable middle ground. I mean, the middle ground is, “How about you just be murderous commie dictators in Asia and the Pacific?” While that’s acceptable to EUnuchs (they’ve lost and/or given up their Pacific colonies), the people in the region aren’t so thrilled. Even the murderous commie dictators in Vietnam!

Since Obama’s peeps are handling this for the US, you know their response.

The U.S. State Department called on both parties to comply with their obligations,

Yeah, you over there, stop being murderously repressed by murderous commie dictators, you murderous commie dictators, could you please be a little less murderous? At least until Minitrue can find something else to pay attention to so Ash Carter doesn’t have to take notice?

I can see why Obama is on their side.

China, which boycotted the entire proceedings, reiterated that it does not accept the panel’s jurisdiction. China “solemnly declares that the award is null and void and has no binding force. China neither accepts nor recognizes it,” a statement from the foreign ministry said.

 

Basically way he handles Congress and judges.

Commies of a feather shit on freedom-loving people together.

I’ll leave on this note.

A professor of Asian political economy said the ruling could be a “transformative moment” in the region.

 

Yeah, convincing China that the only responses to their invasionay tendencies are going to be feckless practically demands they go to war.

War in transformative.

Which makes this bit especially fendy.

Speaking outside the Peace Palace

Practically demanding that China go to war from the Peace Palace is pretty darn funny. And endy. Don’t forget the endy.