doubleplusundead

Important, what a nice person, update!!! The fool they picked to bang the gavel instead of DWS forgot to bang the gavel, you have to love the look on her face, “There, does that make you fools happy?” Warning: once you hit play, it doesn’t stop playing.

Now, back to our post in its entirety.

I’ll translate: How about you suck my balls?

On behalf of everyone at the DNC, we want to offer a deep and sincere apology to Senator Sanders, his supporters, and the entire Democratic Party

 

Ooohhh, a ‘sincere’ apology!!!!! Not like one of those, “how about you suck my balls” one.

So what were they apologizing for?

for the inexcusable remarks made over email,”

Oh, not for screwing over Bernie and his bros and broettes, but for getting caught.

This is what makes it a real ball washer.

 but the figure at the heart of the scandal, Debbie Wasserman Schultz, wasn’t a part of the mea culpa….

The “sincere apology,” offered by incoming interim DNC Chair Donna Brazile

Yup. The person most responsible for it is not apologizing, she’s busy working for the golden cow she unethically helped get nominated. Well, she was working for GC before, just now it’s official…no, I mean now it’s out in the open….no, I mean now she will admit it openly.

For more hilarity, this one is going to be all about teh awesome.

The Democratic National Convention has turned a women’s restroom into an “all-gender” bathroom at the Wells Fargo Arena.

 

There are just so many things that are likely to happen.

This should make wymyns all happy as the lines for the Ladies Other room gets even longer.

Also, I wonder if they’ll suppress the news about creepy dudes taking video in the stalls. I wonder if there will be a youtube channel. I won’t check, I do not need to see a bunch of hate-filled, unshaven, possibly-still-with-penis women, but I figure it will get hits from pajama boy and other loser types.

I do wish I was going there. I’d go to someplace and have a lot of really bad beer (do they still make Genny Cream Ale?) and some sausages with onions and maybe a cheese-steak sandwich or two and then make the Other Room more welcoming. No courtesy flush either.

This quote makes the story for me.

“I don’t need no man in the next stall next to me while I go to the bathroom,” a female employee of the arena told Mynorthwest.com.

“We need a male and female she said. I’ve got personal business. I’m trying to keep it real.”

“It’s privacy. I need privacy.”

Perzactly, only committed leftists are all in for letting men in the wymyn’s room.

 

Dilbert cracks me up.

Let’s say Donald Trump wins the election. And let’s say Democrats believe everything they say about him – that he’s the next Hitler. Wouldn’t President Obama be obligated to declare martial law and remain in power?

He’s such an optimist, he still thinks Obama is going to allow the election to go through.