Posted: August 5, 2016 by veeshir in Funniest End of Civilization Evah, PEBKAC

Important Update Below!!!!

We’ve all been hoping for SMOD, but what if we were looking at the wrong space?

We’re ALL GONNA DIE!!!! not by outer space but by inner space!

…a small purple orb tucked halfway under a rock off the coast of California.

Researchers are so far stumped as to what the colorful, bumpy little ball might be…


Yeah, see, I read stuff, I watch the History Channel, I know what’s going on.

I read this documentary by a guy named Larry Niven that some scientists say could explain some important stuff, and he explained all about it.

A reflective statue is found at the bottom of one of Earth’s oceans, having lain there for 1.5 billion years….

…shutting off the stasis field and revealing Kzanol… a Thrint… a telepathic race that once ruled the galaxy through the Power (mind control).

to enable a single Thrint to control every thinking being in the Solar System.

So we might have that going for us.

Unless…..that could explain Hillary!.

Maybe the Power doesn’t work on all people, just the dim and/or corrupt.


Important Update Here!!!!!!!!

I wuz wrong, cultural suicide it is. This is about the kid who yelled stuff and threw stuff at the Munich shooter.

The plucky German also hurled a beer bottle at the attacker in a desperate attempt to stop him.

He said: “All I had was a beer bottle to throw at him, but if I had a gun I would have shot him in the head.”…

Now, in a twist of German justice, Mr Salbey is now facing charges for standing up to the killer who shot himself in the head.

Florian Weinzierl, spokesman from the Munich State Prosecutor’s office, confirmed the Munich resident is being investigated….



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