Third Party?

Posted: August 18, 2016 by veeshir in Funniest End of Civilization Evah, Obama's Fault, PEBKAC

The scientists at CERN appear to be trying to find a different God Particle! these days.

This chilling mysterious video shows a group of ‘researchers’ at the CERN Large Hadron Collider staging a chilling ‘satanic human sacrifice’ ritual.

The footage shows a group of cloaked men gathering in a courtyard around a statue at the facility in Geneva, Switzerland.


They use the old, I was joking, defense.

But CERN has declared that the video is fake, and claims that the ritual was simply researchers and scientists coming to work at the facility ‘taking their sense of humour too far.’


Yeah, whatever.



So….. harmless fun or calling in Cthulhu, Stay Puft, Beelzebub or even, be still my beating heart, Zombie Reagan? Any of you physicist types know who/what they could be calling?

I’d vote for any viable destructor truthfully. The two we have running now are just not my cup of hemlock.


Only semi-related, our current, retired, destructor is too busy 4-putting to actually pay attention to any Americans not useful for pushing his agenda.

Which leads us to a question,

Which of these should be on Air Force 1?

This one

rretired 2


Or this one

rretired 1


That’s a poser, huh?

A poser over a poseur. There’s a joke in there but it’s on us so I’m not looking for it.


  1. Mitchell says:

    A good, old-fashioned Human Sacrafice! Now there’s something you don’t see everyday. Most Dark Cults can’t even bother with the robes anymore, much less doing anything more complex than just the simple, routine rituals. SMH Bunch of posers. Time was you got at least one Blood Ritual every other day and an opportunity to do THREE on Satyrdays! That’s when being a Dark Cultist in the service of A Great Old One actually meant something. Now they roll their eyes at you if you even try to break out the incense burners!

    Oh but don’t let me get off on a rant….

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