I Agree With Joe Biden!

Posted: August 23, 2016 by veeshir in Funniest End of Civilization Evah

Quoth Biden. (I was going to use a Daily Caller link but I got sick of trying to cut and paste and scroll around as my computer froze. I hate Flash)

Americans, Biden said, are prone to overreact to “wolves at the door.”


Jackass. He knows so much better than we. Cuz he’s an idiot who thinks he’s a genius.

“Terrorism is a real threat, but it’s not an existential threat to the existence of the democratic country of the United States of America,”

That’s where I agree with him.

Biden, his boss, his erstwhile colleague, Hillary!, the rest of the Democratic political/entertainment complex and the establishment pricks in the GOP, like NRO and John McCain, are the existential threat to our nation.

Islamists are our enemy, the only way they can be an existential threat is if we let the people in the We’re Better And Smarter Than You Party keep on taking our freedoms as a way of “fighting” them. Let’s strengthen the Patriot Act and give more power to the TSA to KEEP US SAFE!!!!!!!!!!

Actual results may vary.


He also describes the Biden Doctrine!!!!!!

Biden told The Atlantic that he operates under the “Biden doctrine”: “My dad used to say to me, ‘Champ, if everything is equally important to you, nothing is important to you.’ So the hardest thing to do, I’ve found in 44 years, is to prioritize what really are the most consequential threats and concerns…”

Okay, that’s funny.

So what has Biden ‘prioritized’ over those 44 years?

voted against the aid package for South Vietnam, and that was part of the deal when we pulled out of South Vietnam to try and help them survive. He said that when the Shah fell in Iran in 1979 that that was a step forward for progress toward human rights in Iran. He opposed virtually every element of President Reagan’s defense build-up. He voted against the B-1, the B-2, the MX and so on.


He was against aid to the Nicaraguan Contras which in the end brought democracy and ended the Sandinista rule at the time. He was against Reagan’s expansion of the defense budget, which bankrupted the Soviet Union and led to the end of the Soviet Empire. He was against Reagan on Strategic Defenses, which is the big advantage that we have now in the missile age


He was against the first Gulf War but for intervention in the breakup of Yugoslavia, he called Milosevic a “Damn war criminal!” but apparently, Saddam wasn’t.

Kuwait was strategically important to the US while Yugoslavia was not. So he was against something important to America and for something that just dragged America into a feud that makes Hatfield/McCoys look like Dennis and Mr. Wilson.

The Biden Doctrine, it’s like the Monroe Doctrine except with much more drool, stupidity, goals with a decided lack of importance to America and ignorance of how the world works.


I still cannot believe that we are still pretending he’s is not so stupid that when his butler says his shoes are on the wrong feet he responds, “Those are my feet!”


And what the hell is Foxnews doing with Megan McCain? Dammit, I used to really like Outnumbered but now they have her, I cannot take her idiocy.  Oh well.

  1. Imadenier says:

    …those are my feet…
    now that’s funny…

    that might our next president if the hillary campaign finally implodes from the accumulated weight of crimes that no reasonable prosecutor would charge her with…

  2. Paco says:

    Well, that’s easy for Joe to say. Isn’t he the one who advised people to deal with home threats by firing a shotgun through the front door?

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