Archive for September, 2016

If you have a few minutes..hours…days….years, you can read about Hillary!’s lies during the debate.

This link is much shorter and non-exhaustive, but it has one thing that really steams me.

the unsurprising part is where our betters explain to us that they need to curtail a Constitutionally protected right to try to fix the problems from restricting another right. Unexpectedly!

Stop-and-frisk deterred criminals from carrying guns.

You know what else deters criminals from wanting to carry guns?

When their fucking prey have guns too.

 

Another unsurprising thing is that nobody appears to be able to remember anything that our fine media betters don’t push all the time.

By 2016, China had disputed territorial claims with every single neighboring country, including those separated by water. Take a look at the map below to get a visual of these disputes:

That doesn’t even mention China messing with Russia over the Vladivostok area but it does mention China messing around with India and Pakistan in the freaking Kashmir (and you thought Syria was a bucket of scorpioins!)

And whatever happened to “Free Tibet”?

 

Something else that is utterly utterly unsurprising.

Janet Yellen was forced to fend off new questions about the Federal Reserve’s political independence as a Republican lawmaker asked her if one of the central bank’s governors was too close to Hillary Clinton’s campaign.

The Fed chair was challenged by Scott Garrett, a Republican from New Jersey, over donations that Fed governor Lael Brainard has made to the Clinton campaign and over unconfirmed media reports that Ms Brainard is a contender for a senior job in a potential Clinton administration.

So wait, you mean another of our bureaucracies is rooting for the Dems? Wow, whodathunkit?

Speaking of bureaucracies being in the tank for Hillary!….

This is only surprising if you forget my style of blogging.

I agree with James Comey!

You can call us wrong, but don’t call us weasels. We are not weasels,” Comey declared

Weasels are sneaky.

That farce of an “investigation” was so blatantly obvious that any self-respecting weasel would be embarrassed.

That was the equivalent of waltzing into the chicken coop during feeding time, pushing the farmer out of the way, crapping on the floor and strolling out with a bunch of chickens in his mouth after spray-painting, “The Weasels Was Here!”, then smacking me in the face on the way by.

The FBI is just Hillary!’s Petite Lap FBI. They’ve made that blatantly obvious.

A non-artist’s conception

lap-fbi

I really wish I was competent in picture-editing stuff.

The fact that the FBI put the final nail in the coffin of the rule of law is not all that funny, but it surely is endy and a little surprising. I trusted them for most of my life.

 

I’m actually a little surprised I haven’t seen this AARP article linked a bunch of places where they ask both Hillary! and Trump questions.

There’s a lot in that we already knew, like their different responses to how to deal with terrorism.

Trump’s answer about how to deal with terrorism.

he only way to truly defeat Islamic terrorism is to call it by its name and identify it as a military and ideological foe. The U.S. will cease processing visas or admitting refugees from regions of the world where proper vetting cannot occur and which are at a high risk for terrorism.

We will also resume ideological screening to prevent entry into the United States by those who do not share our values, as was regularly done during the Cold War.

Overseas, we will militarily target and destroy ISIS, al-Qaida and other Islamic terrorists through overwhelming force and by cooperating with regional and international allies who share our goals. Here at home, we will catch, stop and punish lone-wolf terrorists like the Orlando shooter who murdered 49 innocent people. (entire answer V)

Trump wants to screw with terrorist and their countries to keep me safe.

Hillary! on the other hand…..

But we also have to go after them online because that is where they recruit, radicalize and direct attacks. And we need to do a better job of getting there early, rooting out people who are vulnerable and preventing that from happening. But I’m looking at violence broadly.… It’s also why I’ve advocated gun-safety reform, like comprehensive background checks, closing the gun-show loophole, closing the online loophole—because, you know, it’s not only terrorists we need to be worried about. Terrorism is part of it, but gun violence kills 33,000 Americans a year…We’ve got to get serious about stemming violence and terrorism in every way we can. (end of her answer after pro-forma I Will Defeat Isis Overseas  with subtext that she’s already stated she won’t use that icky war thing. V)

Hillary wants to screw with the Constitution and me to keep the gov’t and jihadis safe.

But this is interesting. About dealing with Gridlock In Washington (which I like).

Trump’s answer in its entirety

Setting and establishing a clear agenda, taking it to the American people and developing public support will help to break up gridlock in Washington, along with developing relationships on both sides of the deal and understanding the art of negotiation to get a win for all Americans.

Washington will finally be held accountable for action, performance and results.

Bully the bastards. I’m all in on that, especially since I think he’s telling the truth. We won’t actually know for sure until we see Boehner crying, but I have high hopes.

Part of Hillary!’s answer cuz her lies and distortions annoy me.

People elected have to pay attention to those they represent as opposed to powerful lobbies, like the gun lobby for example

Yeah, the Powerful Gun Lobby that is the result of millions of Americans giving a few dollars. She much prefers to work for shadowy lobbyists where a few people give millions of dollars. It’s much more efficient that way.

But don’t worry, she’s not going to come after my guns. Just illegal ones (All of them not in .gov’s hands.)

With this howler.

I worked as a senator with practically every Republican I served with, and as secretary of state I worked with Republicans

By “Republicans” she means McCain and Lindsey Graham.

little lord graham

I can’t argue with this

I’ve been very grateful for the numbers of Republicans who have come out in support of my campaign.

Yeah, we’ve been watching the GOP wing of the We’re Better And Smarter Than You working hand in claw with her.

Actually, it is unsurprising that I haven’t seen this, they asked them both the same questions, that’s verboten in Minitrue’s style book. You ask Trump wedge questions, you ask Hillary! about being a woman and how she’s handling Trump being a meanie.

 

This is funny, if not that surprising.

Riyadh police arrested a Saudi teenager over video recordings of “enticing” online chats he held with an American video blogger. The conversations broadcast live by YouNow went viral and ended up with an audience of thousands of viewers.

 

Dude, you really needed to keep that on the QT in totally tolerant Saudi Arabia.

We can expect stuff like that here now that Obama’s giving away control of the Internet to a bunch of countries without the First Amendment (that would be all countries not named The United States Of America or Japan).

 

Florida Awesome!

 

That had to be Florida. West Virginia doesn’t have a lot of wakeboarders.

 

 

First up, we have the Puppy Blender’s case where the U of Tenn “investigated” his tweet suggesting that people who are being threatened by mostly-peaceful protesters should “Run them down”.

As we all know, when a minority (certain minorities generally) attacks whitey, it’s always whitey’s fault and defending oneself is itself aggression.

Ace write

Do you think the University of Tennessee wishes Glenn Reynolds to know — to reallly know — he’s free to speak?

Or do you think they intended to install a Censorship Inside Man in his head, causing him to mind his p’s and q’s?

 

Sure they lost one with the puppy blender by biting off more than they can stomp and spit on, and I’d bet he knows he won so this won’t change his behavior much, but the less powerful will see it and be careful accordingly.

Others are starting to notice we’re in 90s redux.

I can’t believe I have to write about “cultural appropriation” again/now/anymore. But as another Clinton veers toward the White House, and a new Blair Witch movie debuts, why shouldn’t the Permanent Floating Nineties Revival embrace the other accoutrements of that decade, especially the asphyxiating political correctness that never did go out of style?

 

I see I’m not the only one who hated that decade and isn’t happy about bringing it back. I do wonder when people will start to notice that at least in the 90s we had won the Cold War and now we look as if we’ve lost it (by becoming much more commie) and Obama is rekindling it abroad.

In previous decades the remakes weren’t always bad (The Last Remake of Beau Geste was particularly good), but in this decade they all suck.

Why isn’t this in more newpapers than just the Washington Free Beacon?

Several Afghan nationals undergoing military training in the United States disappeared from U.S. military bases this month, according to Pentagon and Homeland Security officials…

Three of the Afghan military trainees fled from a Pentagon training program two weekends ago during the bombing spree in New York and New Jersey by Afghan-born bombing suspect Ahmad Rahami, raising concerns among security officials that the missing Afghan students may be linked to terrorism or plans for attacks in the United States.

If you asked yourself that question about other places reporting on it, smack yourself. Geez, that might help Trump! It Has To Be Ignored!

Talk about a maroon.

A Middle Tennessee Uber driver has been suspended after police say she refused to give a ride to a man and his service dog.

First, what are the police doing getting involved in that? That’s not a police matter, that’s a ‘Call Uber and complain” deal. Jebus.

But what that ‘person’ didn’t realize is that she’s not enough of a protected class.

Some Muslim cab drivers are refusing service to a growing number of passengers with alcohol or dogs, and officials at Minneapolis-St. Paul International airport are trying to fight it.

“Trying to fight it.” and losing.

She should have said she was Muslim and it’s against her religion. Jeez, is nobody paying attention?

Speaking of not paying attention to reality and our fine media betters ignoring anything that could Help Trump!!!!!, Hillary!

The email deal is just too murky to actually blame Hillary! for it!!!!!! I mean, there’s just no proof it was a cover-up!!!!

CNN anchor Jake Tapper asked Clinton campaign manager Robby Mook on Sunday to answer why an IT worker who maintained Clinton’s private email server referred to a 60-day email-retention policy as a “Clinton cover-up operation.”

So CNN was on the job!!!! They uncovered it!!!!

In an interview on “State of the Union,” Tapper asked why an employee of Platte River, which hosted Clinton’s private email server, referred to the policy of deleting emails during the time after Clinton was out of office as a “cover-up operation,” a comment the IT worker told the FBI was a joke.

It Was A Joke So Spike that! We Can’t Help Trump!

 

Another narrative is that Hillary! Has Experience!!!!!!

Evidence shows she left the State Department in shambles and our nation weaker. Her record at Foggy Bottom disqualifies her to be president.

Her failures go beyond leaving four Americans to die in Benghazi on Sept. 11, 2012, the ridiculous Russian “reset” and the carnage in Syria that she and President Obama idly watched unfold — and that gets more horrific daily.

A string of investigative reports from the Obama administration shows that she botched key management jobs as secretary of state, threatening American lives and our diplomatic secrets.

Clinton’s State Department repeatedly rebuffed requests for additional security for the vulnerable compound at Benghazi, Libya. The result? Heavily armed terrorists were able to storm the compound and kill Ambassador Christopher Stevens and three other Americans.

Can’t Note That!!!!! It Might Help Trump!!!!!!!  She’s A Political Heavyweight Who Has Experience!!!!!!

This from the media still pretending to believe her “non-contagious, made-up pneumonia” bullshit.

Inclusion: It’s Only For Some People!!!!!

You can think that “all lives matter” – you just can’t say it.

The outgoing president of the National Association for College Admission Counseling faced an uproar after he spoke the forbidden phrase of solidarity with humanity, regardless of a person’s race or creed, at the group’s conference Thursday.

Inside Higher Ed reports that Phillip Trout’s initial apology statement did not include the talismanic phrase “black lives matter.” He simply apologized for having “offended and hurt so many people” with words that are “not right,” and promised the association’s board would spend more time “addressing issues of race and human relations.”

That’s as funny and endy a deal as I’ve seen all…uhhh….last 20 minutes.

 

I love this one, it goes against the narrative. Lawrence KS has a great twitter feed.

 

One problems, what are they culturally appropriating a black man!!!!!!!!! Shouldn’t they be shooting him instead of using him as an illustration? Bastards!

Look at this that we found via Zilla

Someone made that up and it’s good so we’re going with it.

 

Someone made this up, but it wasn’t stupid enough.

An assistant professor at the University of Houston recently agreed to distribute “emotional first-aid kits” to students, apparently not realizing it was a satirical ploy by James O’Keefe.

The funniest part? Trick question, the whole dam thing is hilarious.

Don’t believe me?

To help students deal with such burdens, the emotional first-aid kits contain a baby blanket, chocolates, a plush kitten, a bag containing the smell of lavender, ear plugs, a genderless pastel teddy bear, hand written notes, and a pacifier.

(wait for it….wait for it…)

Only the pacifier gave Schindler any pause, though only out of concern that students might take them the wrong way. Instead, she suggested that the kit just contain a note encouraging students to suck their thumbs.

Yeah, argue with that. James O’Keefe was trying to be over the top ridiculous and that nitwit quadrupled down. High-freaking-larious.

 

You don’t have to make this up.

Palantir Technologies co-founder Peter Thiel is evidently paying the price for backing Republican nominee Donald Trump, as the Obama administration has slapped his company with a frivolous lawsuit alleging “racial discrimination” against Asians.

We’ve seen how the Obama admin works for too long, it’s Chicago machine politics writ large across our nation.

Most Transparent Administration Ever!

 

I wish I was making this drudgetaposition up.

Refugees terrorizing Germany, how do authorities respond?

The number of migrants under suspicion of links to terrorism as well as the amount of investigations against potential terrorists in their ranks is on the rise, the German Federal Criminal Police (BKA) told the Neue Osnabruecker Zeitung newspaper….

Senior German officials have reiterated, though, that there should be no “general suspicion” against asylum seekers. “We must not put all refugees under general suspicion, even if there are ongoing investigations in specific cases,” German Interior Minister Thomas de Maiziere said.

I started with a different story for the next one but then I asked myself, “Can it be even more stupider?” The obvious answer was “Yes!!!!!!” so I put Dresden mosque German Minister Thomas De Maiziere into a search engine and voila!

Someone blows up a mosque in Germany, how do authorities respond?

German Interior Minister Thomas de Maiziere called the attacks “outrageous” and condemned them sharply.

“Aggression against people who are practicing Islam is increasing in Germany,”…

Fortunately, people didn’t get hurt, but we don’t want these things to happen in Germany.”

 

Huh. So on the one hand we have German rulers importing terrorists and telling their serfs to stop being so intolerant.

On the hand, we have a mosque blown up and German rulers are telling their serfs to stop being so intolerant.

On the gripping hand, carep scrotum!

It’s funny how often our fine social, moral, political and intellectual betters do not have any respect, or even liking, for the countries they ostensibly represent.

 

Above the Post immediate Update!!!!

Who won the debate last night? That would be me. I didn’t watch the previews on every channel, I didn’t watch the debate and I didn’t watch the recap. The only loss was reading Stephen Green’s drunkblogging this morning, I don’t think he was drinking at all! It was all serious and not a bit frivolous with much pointing and laughing. Very disappointing.

Now, on to our post!

We used to be the weak horse, then Bush started invading and fighting jihadis in their lands instead of ours and we became the strong horse (epitomized when Ghadeuffeya gave up his WMD programs).

Then we became the weak horse when Obama ran away.

We’ve evolved since then.

The setp-up.

As Stoaty noted

It’s like that nice Mr bin Laden used to say: when you have a weak horse and a strong horse, they both come together to laugh at the retarded horse.

Yeah, so about that.

Strong horse now that Obama’s helped Iran and Syria ally with Tsar Putin I.

The leader of Hezbollah has lambasted the beleaguered diplomatic efforts to end fighting in Syria, saying that a political solution was not currently possible.

“There are no prospects for political solutions,” Sayyed Hassan Nasrallah

 

Weak horse now that Obama’s got THE US OUT OF EVERYWHERE and they’re on their own.

Jean-Marc Ayrault, France’s foreign minister, told the meeting that Russia and Iran, which also backs the Syrian regime, would be accomplices to war crimes if they did not press President Bashar al-Assad to stop the violence.

He said the Syrian government “has clearly made the choice of a military escalation”.

“I am calling on Russia and Iran to pull themselves together and show responsibility, by putting a stop to this strategy,” Mr Ayrault said. “If not, Russia and Iran will be accomplices in war crimes committed in Aleppo.”

 

Tsar Putin I is shaking in his jackboots. He always shakes when he belly laughs.

 

And you know who the retarded horse is.

(Horse-faced V) Secretary of State John Kerry said in Vienna on Friday that air conditioners and refrigerators are as big of a threat to life as the threat of terrorism posed by groups like the Islamic State.

Even though that makes us looks like idiots and fools, I will say I do agree in a limited way.

A/C encouraged Congress to stay in session in DC during the sweltering months. Our nation and the world would be much better off if they were reduced to only a few months forging our chains in DC.

Who’s the screwed horse?

That would be you and me.

Leaked documents with sensitive FBI data exclusively obtained by Breitbart Texas reveal that 7,712 terrorist encounters occurred within the United States in one year and that many of those encounters occurred near the U.S.-Mexico border.

Although, since I live a couple hundred miles from the border, more me than you.

Helpfully illustrated

welcome-to-the-religion-of-peace

So who’s most boned looking at that map? NY, CA and IL, where the gun laws are very restrictive so they’re just victims.

In AZ, FL and Texas it’s a target rich environment.

 

Last, semi-related thing: State Sponsored Terrorism!

In the PIIE’s scenario China could choose… (to) “simply shut down iPhone production in China”.

Shit Just Got Real!

Seriously, why isn’t anybody talking about it?

I ain’t watching, I’ll read Vodkapundit’s drunkblogging tomorrow.

I am really hoping that Hillary! has a fit or seizure so our fine media betters have to rewrite the articles they’ve been writing since this morning.

I wonder how they’ll work “Powering through” into their articles when she starts seizing up on stage.

 

What bothers me is that apparently nothing is going on in the world except for this debate.

I wonder if either Foxnews or CNN will interrupt non-stop debate coverage to let us know WWIII has started.

Probably not until Hannity comes on, it might help Trump.

Via Weasel Zippers we find out there were 4 incidents last night.

First, the story from the previous post where 3 guys are shooting up Baltimore.

Police Commissioner Kevin Davis said around 8:00 pm three men – two armed with hand guns and a third with a long gun believed to a shotgun – emerged simultaneously from planned points of attack near the intersection of E. Preston Street and Greenmount Avenue and began firing into a group of people. Six men 26, 30, 30, 33, 36, 39 , a 36-year old woman and 3-year-old girl were shot.

No description of the perps, but since they write this

Police believe this shooting is in retaliation to a triple shooting that occurred during Labor Day weekend in the area of E. Monument Street and N. Luzerne Avenue.

I’m gonna say “Black” even though they don’t mention any description of the perps in that shooting.

Next, we have a stabbing attack in Boston

Boston Police Superintendent Bernard O’Rourke said police have identified a suspect. Emerson College sent an alert to its students stating that two suspects were at large.

No description of the suspect they’ve identified. That one’s harder, but a stabbing? Possibly a mostly-peaceful BLM protestor but I’d bet not, more likely it’s an illegal immigrant who came here to work hard and make America great but possibly a ‘youth’ who is responding to Trump’s rhetoric about the Religion of Peace.

Next, we have a shooting in Champagne Illinois

The argument transitioned outside where a fight broke out and shots were fired,” Champaign police said in a statement. “The victims in the incident were not involved in the fight.  Mr. Korchev was walking near the area when the shots were fired.”

Police said three other people suffered wounds from the shooting, and a fourth was hit by a car running away from the gunshots.

That one’s hard to figure out too, possibly a misunderstood black man outraged by Trump’s rhetoric, but it could be an illegal immigrant outraged by Trump’s rhetoric, less likely is it being members of the Religion of Peace outraged by Trump’s rhetoric.

Last, we have an attempted robbery in Tennessee

a man who unsuccessfully tried to rob a gas station while wearing underwear on his head as a mask but after being turned away claimed, “This is stupid,” according to a press release…

Around midnight on Wednesday, an unidentified white male entered Zoomerz gas station and convenience store on Memorial Boulevard in Kingsport.

It’s a white guy so we’re told his race. The clerk laughing at the guy with tighty-whiteys on his head is pretty funny.

It’s unclear if there were two of them but possible since DPUD has obtained exclusive vid of the perps

perps

Note: They’re not actually superheros.

 

Our fine media and law enforcement betters, making us safer by keeping important information from us because we’re just too violent and will probably just lash out at an “other” for any reason or for none at all.

 

Making You ‘Safer’

Posted: September 24, 2016 by veeshir in Hotassery, We're boned

Authorities in Washington St told us to look for a “hispanic guy”.

” He initially said the suspect is a Hispanic male in his 20s or 30s. At a press conference on Saturday, however, authorities said they were not certain of the suspect’s race.

Yeah, I kept hearing, “They’re looking for some hispanic guy.” and I thought, maybe, but not really. In the picture they showed (on the right below), the guy didn’t look very hispanic. He looked a lot more middle eastern what with the gigantic eyebrows.

So who did they arrest?

So who is he? Some Turkish guy.

They had people looking for a hispanic guy. Cuz of the racism against middle eastern types.

I guess they’ve watched too much South Park, I’m surprised they didn’t say, “Some Puerto Rican guy”

It doesn’t look like terrorism, according to that Weasel Zippers link

Cetin’s neighbor who saw him being arrested and took pictures of the arrest, says that Cetin’s ex-girlfriend and her grandmother were among those shot in the Macy’s.

Sounds more like a jilted lover.

As an aside, I was flipping by Foxnews when they had a FoxNews ALERT!!!!!! about him being arrested and three guys shooting up Baltimore who are still on the loose.

And then they went back to the pre-recored Gutfeld show.

Really?  They caught the guy who shot up a mall and they’re looking for 3 guys shooting up Baltimore, you’d think a 24 hour news channel might want to tell me more about breaking news than just the bare bones so I would keep watching.

You’d be wrong. (Eh, I got to see Maid Marian in the bath instead. So I’m calling that a win see below.) 

That article above about the three guys in Baltimore doesn’t tell their race, so…..

Black or hispanic Middle Eastern?

It used to be you would just assume black when they didn’t say a race, but now it’s a toss-up.

You’d think they would want people to know who to look for.

You would be wrong.

Those are both places where Dems run things so they are uninterested in keeping you safe as they’re in a Narrative War!

Lefties have been ignoring and erasing reality for decades, but the last 8 years it’s been going full blast.

Chickens and roosting comes to mind.

It’s too bad we’re all about to pay the price.

The US and the world are about to get a heaping dose of reality.

This is why we have Trump.

 

If this post seems slow, I was watching, “Men in Tights” when the Maid Marion in the tub scene happened.

Hottest Maid Marian Ever!

With a quote that seems evergreen, except for the “boring” part, it’s been anything but that. Entertainingly stupid and hillaryous, but not boring.

Politics has been annoying/boring/unbelievably stupid lately so I figured it was time for something really important.