Oh Yay!

Posted: September 17, 2016 by veeshir in Exploding things, Mideast Madness, Not So Funny End Of Civilization, Obama's Fault

Wow, today has been a roller coaster ride of smirt duplomacy.

Important, Near The Beginning Of The Post Update!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BREAKING: Obama administration official expresses US regret for ‘unintentional loss of life’ after airstrike on Syrian forces.

So even the idjits and aceholes in the State Dept want us to kill the Syrian thugocrat and his minions and this idiot “regrets” killing his murderous enforcers?

A real US President would “Regret not killing more of the bastards”, but we’re stuck with him.


Now, back to our post. Pretend the next item is the “First” one.


First, and not related to Obama’s smirt duhplomacy, WTF is Colin Powell doing?

In the March 2015 missives — which reveal information the Jewish state has long sought to keep under wraps — Powell wrote to Democratic Party donor…

“Negotiators can’t get what he wants. Anyway, Iranians can’t use one [a nuclear weapon] if they finally make one. The boys in Tehran know Israel has 200, all targeted on Tehran


Unfuckingbelievable. Who does he think he is? Hillary!? Why is he writing that to someone without security clearance? That guy could have forwarded it to anybody. Why is he writing that at all? What a maroon.


The country we’re supposed to look to for how to act

President Obama spoke glowingly Wednesday about Chinese President Xi Jinping and China’s “can-do” spirit.


So what’s that can-do spirit can-doing?

He had woken to pins being pushed into his nails before he was forced to stand still in a yard for some 18 hours. If he moved, he was beaten viciously and within an inch of his life….

That was a typical day for Liu during a lengthy stint in a series of Beijing detention centers and labor camps between 2006 and 2009.

There, he was subjected to electric shocks, medical tests, forced feedings, beatings, violent sexual assaults and other barbaric forms of torture designed by prison guards to humiliate and inflict maximum pain….

But perhaps just as shocking is that the Chinese government has been carrying out these human rights atrocities — including forced organ removal for harvesting purposes— on innocent citizens and convicted criminals for the best part of the past two decades. And it’s still happening today.

Ummm, Yay?

This question gets me.

What is happening and why?

We just got done reading about what, as to why?…  They’re murderous commie dictators, how hard is that to understand?


The German brand of smirt duhplomacy is bearing fruit! (poisoned, natch)

Refugees and neo-Nazis battled it out on the streets of an east German town on Wednesday night with police fighting to save the migrants outnumbered five to one.


This bit is sorta funny.

But police said the asylum seekers started the confrontation – and later hurled bottles at the police trying to save them from a beating.

These people do not want to get the Germans riled, they just don’t understand them. You misread the Germans at your peril.


A man identifying himself as Mehdi from Morocco later showed reporters a cut he says he received during the violent attacks

Awww, poor baby. Didumms get a boo-boo? Check out the picture, he haz sad face.


Obama’s smirt duhplomacy is bound and determined to prove his statement that we can handle a few terrorist attacks here on our soil.

A device exploded in Seaside Park, New Jersey, Saturday morning as about 5,000 runners were set to participate in a 5k Marine charity race and police

Yay team jihadi!?

I denounce my islamophobia for immediately assuming this attack that has all the earmarks of jihadi attacks (IED attacking our military), is in fact a jihadi attack, how dare I want to stay alive when mostly-peaceful members of The Religion Of Peace don’t want me to be that way?

Luckily, the race was starting late so nobody was killed. And that’s why you’re never on time for anything.

I sincerely hope that there are lots of people who, unlike Obama, the “Justice” Dept and the rest of the Democratic party, are taking this very fucking seriously. If not, there will be very bad things.

We cannot have Dem-favored groups killing the rest of us,  like the BLM types killing police and this, so I’m sure Minitrue is On The Job!

Last and most certainly not least, what the hell is going with this? Obama and Kerry, being idiots, gave the Russians a huge club over our heads with their idiotic ‘cease-fire’ deal and now Tsar Putin I is acting frisky.

Moscow has called an urgent UN Security Council meeting after US-led coalition hit Syrian forces, killing 62 soldiers and wounding 100 more. The Russian FM spokeswoman blasted Washington over the indiscriminate airstrike that she said serves the interests of ISIS terrorists.

There has to be a reason for them calling the UNSC otherwise they’d just rhetorically bitch-slap Obama  in public and make loud noises.

This bit is funny but not at all funny. According to Russia,

Immediately after the airstrike by coalition planes, Islamic State militants launched their offensive,”

Obama does like to fight both sides of any war.

Now, I trust our military a lot more than I trust Obama or even the Russians, so I would be utterly unsurprised if they made the whole thing up (The Russians, not Obama, he doesn’t care enough about Syria to talk about it anymore.) just to engineer a crisis.

Now, what sort of crisis needs a UN Security Council meeting?

Who’s making up the UNSC this year? Glad I asked.

The permanent 5 are China, France, Russian Federation, the United Kingdom, and the United States, so we have one ally there and one ‘ally’ who’s boned every ally they’ve ever had and two enemies.

Who else?

Angola (probably not much help or hindrance)
Egypt (oh yay!)
Japan  (ally Obama’s pissed off)
Malaysia  (Not too thrilled with fighters of islamic terrorism)
New Zealand  (not too thrilled with warmongers, like the US for instance)
Senegal  (former French colony, which usually means ‘current French colony they pretended to give up’, not sure what they’ll say but who cares?)
Spain  (Ran away from terrorism long ago, they ain’t rocking no boats)
Ukraine  (already on the hit list of Russia, so they have nothing to lose)
Uruguay (generally friendly with us, recognizes “Palestine” as a nation, friendly with Venezuela so anybody’s guess. Of course, with our Smirt Duhplomacy crew On The Job!!!! they’re probably not going to be any help even if they could be any help)
Venezuela (Bolivarian Republic of) (Oh yay. While Obama likes them better than he likes America, they’re busy trashing us)

So we have Japan on our side, Ukraine probably, but Obama’s pissed them both off so they’re not sticking their necks out for us, some that will help Russia in a confrontation with most not really mattering much.

So what the hell is Russia’s deal?

Team Murderous Dictator has been busy what with Tsar Putin I’s visit to Ukraine to pep-talk his military there, the Norks throwing rockets and nukes around, China stepping up the tempo in the South China Sea, with help from Russia,  Iranian proxy getting read in the Golan Heights to attack Israel .


Very, very, very, very scary.

Just to get ahead of Team Minitrue…..

I blame Trump and his divisive rhetoric!

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