Apparently, There’s Nothing Else Going On Right Now

Posted: October 10, 2016 by veeshir in EUnuchstan, Fun with Elections, Fun With Media, Not So Funny End Of Civilization, Obama's Fault, We're boned

I’ve flipped to Foxnews and CNN a few times this morning and each and every time I saw this, “Trump dismisses vulgar remarks as ‘Locker-Room Talk'”.

We’re now on day three of Trump Speaks About Stuff That’s Not As Bad As Bill Clinton Acts As Hillary! Covers For Him-Gate!!!!!!! so apparently there’s nothing else going on.

Let’s see what’s not going on.

Putin Doesn’t Move Nukes To Intimidate Eastern Europe/Baltic States. Obama doesn’t do jack and shit, and shit didn’t run out of gum.

Jill Biden doesn’t answer the age-old question, How Stupid Do You Have To Be To Marry Joe Biden? She doesn’t go apropagandaing to Cuba and doesn’t ignore the latest crackdown on freedom and not being killed.

As Iran doesn’t threaten all and sundry, Obama doesn’t further ease sanctions.

Obama Pivoted!!!!!!!! to the Pacific, how did that not work out? The Philippines are not allying with China…against us.

France doesn’t follow their Sec State, J Effin Kerry, in DEMANDING WAR CRIMES TRIALS AGAINST RUSSIA!!!!!!!!! Yeah, see, only the victors get to hold “war crimes trials”, and right now, that’s not looking like us. If we elect Hillary!, it surely won’t be us. If we elect Trump? Your guess is as good as mine. Probably better. I’m the one who didn’t think Trump was actually going to seriously run for POTUS. I thought he was just hucking.

Hillary! doesn’t praise Putin, and totally doesn’t say Russia and terrorism are no big deal.

‘Youths’, not tired of French car-b-ques without meat, don’t decide to add flambe’ du police’ to the menu.


You see, they can’t cover that stuff, even if it did happen, because it might help Trump get elected. And there’s nothing worse for them than not getting someone from the We’re Better And Smarter Than You Party elected.

If Hannity had any brains, as just about the only one at Foxnews who isn’t going all in against Trump, he’d cover that shit that’s apparently not happening instead of trying to defend Trump.

But alas, Hannity doesn’t have any brains.


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  1. imadenier says:

    …speaking of jack and shit…don’t look at Russia’s possible reopening of a base in Cuba…

  2. HayZeus says:

    You see, they can’t cover that stuff, even if it did happen, because it might help Trump get elected.

    One of the great ironies of the Obama age is that the Russians are serving up the actual news courtesy of websites like Wikileaks and Zerohedge whilst our domestic “news” acts as defense lawyers for the Democratic party.

    You’ve probably said that already somewhere but I have a short attention span. What can I tell you? 😛

  3. veeshir says:

    I forget where, but I quoted someone who noted that hackers were reporting the news while journalists were hiding it.

    Just more of the endy that would only be funny if it was in a book by Mark Steyn.

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