Someone Get The Obama Admin A Dictionary

Posted: October 14, 2016 by veeshir in Fun with Elections, Obama's Fault, We're boned

And copies of Sun Tzu and Clausewitz. Or at least a fucking thesaurus.

The Obama admin is telling us about their “covert” strikes.

The Obama administration is contemplating an unprecedented cyber covert action against Russia

The sources did not elaborate on the exact measures the CIA was considering, but said the agency had already begun opening cyber doors, selecting targets and making other preparations for an operation. Former intelligence officers told NBC News that the agency had gathered reams of documents that could expose unsavory tactics by Russian President Vladimir Putin.


Covert. They told their Pravda about their “covert” strike.

I’ll give them a hint, covert ≠ advertised. You usually keep that stuff secret.

Jebus. As the whole world is getting ready to blow up, Obama is telling everybody about all his secret plans to counter it.

He’s telling ISIS when and where he’s attacking and now he’s telling Russia.

Obama is like all those smart presidents you see in movies…. except not smart.



I’m pretty sure I know where Hillary! found her campaign team.

Newly leaked emails reveal that Hillary Clinton had to be told when to smile while she was speaking.


She got them from Mr. Burns after his failed bid for governor.



Why are my teeth showing like that?

Because you’re smiling!

Ah excellent! Yes, this is exactly the type of trickery I’m paying you for!

Of course, her muckrakers, character assassins and mudslingers all work for the NYTimesWashPostCNNFOXNEWSABCNBCCBSetc.

Hillary!, of course, won’t make the mistake of eating dinner at Joe Sixpack’s house. Hell, she’s already gone into hiding, she won’t even spend time with her suckophants in Minitrue.

  1. imadenier says:

    In the movies that’s where the agent is told… if you get caught we will deny that you exist…
    under the law… disclosing government secrets is punishable by… oh who am I kidding…

  2. imadenier says:

    …more telling is Putin’s response to the threat… he is hearing whisperings that this talk is just talk because of the election, but it will go away after the election… supposedly when the golden cow is elected…

    • veeshir says:

      I don’t know. I think that the only thing Tsar Putin I cares about is that the US is now as feckless as EUnuchs.
      We’ll know soon.
      I do not have high hopes.

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