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But I’m going in anyway. I will say I’m going to win tonight’s debate too. Somebody tell me if Trump has some people with flash cameras who get Hillary! into a seizure. Or……what if it’s Obama’s peeps?  I figured they’d want to pull the old switcheroo after the debates so M’Shell wouldn’t have to answer any pesky questions from the masses.

Either way, let me know.

Let’s start with Peggy Noonan, nitwit who’s still trying to figure out how Obama changed so much after being elected. Both times.

Now, you could read the whole thing, but you’d be more stupider afterward, she’s still on Russia helping Trump, but we can’t know how connected cuz Trump hasn’t released his taxes. No mention of Hillary! accepting Russian money for sleazy deals.

I’m just linking for this

I don’t know about you but when people look down on me I want them to be distinguished or outstanding in some way—towering minds, people of exquisite sensibility or learning.

 

I don’t know about you, but when people look down on me I make fun of them and tell them to go screw. Especially people of “exquisite sensibility”.

 

Rich Lowry, nitwit, has an op-ed about “How Team Hillary secretly sees the world”, which is only secret because our find media betters ignore what she says,  with this

The hack (wikileaks) is, to say the least, not the way to achieve sunshine in our politics or government,

The folks in the media aren’t doing it. Somebody has to, and the GOP isn’t interested in it either. That story is about Rubio saying he won’t talk about stuff in wikileaks. He also seems to not want to talk about the FBI’s notes, the only people he attacks are Republicans who don’t agree with John McCain and..you know who.

Which leads to Trump’s call for term-limits for Congress.

I don’t know if I like that. On the one hand, it would get rid of a bunch of assholes, on the other hand, it’s treating Americans like children and protecting them from themselves. On the gripping hand, that would just create a bunch of staffers that the leaders of the parties would assign to incoming Congress-critters to ensure continuity of their policies.

FBI agents are revolting!!!!!!!

A now-retired FBI agent and a State Department official involved in a discussion over the classification of information in one of former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton’s emails said Tuesday they had discussed mutual agency requests but had not linked the two as a bargain, as another FBI employee had reported.

They smell too.

 

Yahoo askes, Will things turn ugly if Trump loses?

Possibly, but if Trump wins, it’ll be uglier still as the Obama admin and minitrue go fucking crazier than they already are.

When I hear Donald Trump suggest that he wants to “make America great again,” it always triggers the same three questions in my head….

To what specific period of American greatness are you wanting us to return? When black folk suffered segregation after slavery? When women had no right to vote or control their own bodies? When gay brothers and lesbian sisters felt ceaseless hate? When we stole land from the Native Americans? When we sent Japanese families to internment camps? When America lynched Mexicans?

Seriously? And how is Trump going to implement these policies? Will he just executively order this stuff and we’ll be powerless to stop him?

What gets me is that the only stuff that could be tied to a single political party are segregation and Japanese internment camps that were done by Democrats, in the lifetime of many who are still alive today.

As for lynching Mexicans, buh? I’ve never heard that accusation before, but he needed something for the special protected classes so he just made some shit up.

 

This gives me hope for the future.

A hotline for University of Florida students to report culturally insensitive Halloween costumes has backfired after a Fox Sports commentator instigated a series of prank calls to the number….

Since then, at least 40 prank calls have come in, taxing the hotline’s resources by forcing the school to investigate false reports.

That’s the spirit, show the ridiculous to be ridiculous. As for the bit I bolded at the end, they’re all false reports. That’s just axiomatic. One man’s ‘cultural insensitivity’ is another man’s hilarity. Wait, was that culturally insensitive that I wrote “men” instead of “men and women”? Wait, was that sarcastic question culturally insensitive? No! Because I’m from Sarcastacity!

 

Hilarious new signs on the Chicago mass transit made famous in Good Times and the Blues Brothers.

WTF? Did I miss a new epidemic?

More importantly, will that sign work better than this one?

I asked my magic 8-ball the last question and it said, “Stop asking me stupid questions. Asshole.”

I gotta get a new magic 8-ball.