But I’m going in anyway. I will say I’m going to win tonight’s debate too. Somebody tell me if Trump has some people with flash cameras who get Hillary! into a seizure. Or……what if it’s Obama’s peeps?  I figured they’d want to pull the old switcheroo after the debates so M’Shell wouldn’t have to answer any pesky questions from the masses.

Either way, let me know.

Let’s start with Peggy Noonan, nitwit who’s still trying to figure out how Obama changed so much after being elected. Both times.

Now, you could read the whole thing, but you’d be more stupider afterward, she’s still on Russia helping Trump, but we can’t know how connected cuz Trump hasn’t released his taxes. No mention of Hillary! accepting Russian money for sleazy deals.

I’m just linking for this

I don’t know about you but when people look down on me I want them to be distinguished or outstanding in some way—towering minds, people of exquisite sensibility or learning.

 

I don’t know about you, but when people look down on me I make fun of them and tell them to go screw. Especially people of “exquisite sensibility”.

 

Rich Lowry, nitwit, has an op-ed about “How Team Hillary secretly sees the world”, which is only secret because our find media betters ignore what she says,  with this

The hack (wikileaks) is, to say the least, not the way to achieve sunshine in our politics or government,

The folks in the media aren’t doing it. Somebody has to, and the GOP isn’t interested in it either. That story is about Rubio saying he won’t talk about stuff in wikileaks. He also seems to not want to talk about the FBI’s notes, the only people he attacks are Republicans who don’t agree with John McCain and..you know who.

Which leads to Trump’s call for term-limits for Congress.

I don’t know if I like that. On the one hand, it would get rid of a bunch of assholes, on the other hand, it’s treating Americans like children and protecting them from themselves. On the gripping hand, that would just create a bunch of staffers that the leaders of the parties would assign to incoming Congress-critters to ensure continuity of their policies.

FBI agents are revolting!!!!!!!

A now-retired FBI agent and a State Department official involved in a discussion over the classification of information in one of former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton’s emails said Tuesday they had discussed mutual agency requests but had not linked the two as a bargain, as another FBI employee had reported.

They smell too.

 

Yahoo askes, Will things turn ugly if Trump loses?

Possibly, but if Trump wins, it’ll be uglier still as the Obama admin and minitrue go fucking crazier than they already are.

When I hear Donald Trump suggest that he wants to “make America great again,” it always triggers the same three questions in my head….

To what specific period of American greatness are you wanting us to return? When black folk suffered segregation after slavery? When women had no right to vote or control their own bodies? When gay brothers and lesbian sisters felt ceaseless hate? When we stole land from the Native Americans? When we sent Japanese families to internment camps? When America lynched Mexicans?

Seriously? And how is Trump going to implement these policies? Will he just executively order this stuff and we’ll be powerless to stop him?

What gets me is that the only stuff that could be tied to a single political party are segregation and Japanese internment camps that were done by Democrats, in the lifetime of many who are still alive today.

As for lynching Mexicans, buh? I’ve never heard that accusation before, but he needed something for the special protected classes so he just made some shit up.

 

This gives me hope for the future.

A hotline for University of Florida students to report culturally insensitive Halloween costumes has backfired after a Fox Sports commentator instigated a series of prank calls to the number….

Since then, at least 40 prank calls have come in, taxing the hotline’s resources by forcing the school to investigate false reports.

That’s the spirit, show the ridiculous to be ridiculous. As for the bit I bolded at the end, they’re all false reports. That’s just axiomatic. One man’s ‘cultural insensitivity’ is another man’s hilarity. Wait, was that culturally insensitive that I wrote “men” instead of “men and women”? Wait, was that sarcastic question culturally insensitive? No! Because I’m from Sarcastacity!

 

Hilarious new signs on the Chicago mass transit made famous in Good Times and the Blues Brothers.

new-cta-sign

WTF? Did I miss a new epidemic?

More importantly, will that sign work better than this one?

please-dont-hurt-me

I asked my magic 8-ball the last question and it said, “Stop asking me stupid questions. Asshole.”

I gotta get a new magic 8-ball.

Comments
  1. imadenier says:

    …Sarcastacity…is that near Utica?

    • veeshir says:

      It’s Fucking Utica, calling it Utica is like calling San Francisco “Frisco”.

      Fucking Utica is in western NY, Sarcastacity is in downstate NY in Ulster County, about 90 miles north of NYC.

  2. HayZeus says:

    Yahoo askes, Will things turn ugly if Trump loses?

    Possibly, but if Trump wins, it’ll be uglier still as the Obama admin and minitrue go fucking crazier than they already are.

    The fendiest thing about this entire election cycle is that our Betters actually believe that winning the game of chicken they’re playing with the citizenry is somehow going to work for them.

  3. bruce says:

    They just want to be first over the line. The weirdest thing is that Hillary figures she doesn’t need loyalty in her guards, she can treat them anyhow, and still they’ll supposedly do their job. How did that work out for Caligula, or more recently Indira the PM of India (except that was religious)?

    Next weird thing is her fellow Dems hate her too, and would not care if she was Caliguralised. They just want to be first over the line, they’ll deal with the rest as it arises. Very strange game of poker those guys are playing, without even bringing Trump into it: he was their former friend, a liberal mugged by reality when he stepped outside the elite bubble and saw what happens to the hoi polloi.

  4. bruce says:

    These new emails coming out where they ask if she’s “knows what planet we’re on”. They all obviously hate her and are either party loyalists or in it for the money. When I say “guards” that could be any of these people around her. The honour and professionalism of the actual guards is of course second to none. But she sure is surrounded by indifferent and hostile people generally. Everyone has a breaking point. And who would mourn her? This would be a problem for her no matter which opponent she is up against. They focus on Trump just to deflect their own inner confusion about her. Her core problems are not from him.

  5. veeshir says:

    Oh, I’d say leftism is religious in nature, so the parallel is there.

    Hillary!’s hostile when she’s not being indifferent, it seeps down to her peeps.

    As for the breaking point, I’ve been wondering about that for a couple decades now. How do they keep people loyal? Because I’ve seen some of their peeps jump on their swords for them.
    Nothing happens to them most of the time, as we saw with Sandy Berger destroying records of Bill’s time in office, but other times they have problems I forget the name, but one of their peeps died in jail but the wife stayed loyal.

  6. bruce says:

    I feel there’s something really wrong with the whole Hillary thing, it doesn’t add up. For example Hitler’s entourage loved him and remained loyal long after, calling him a perfect gentleman. The only problems he had were ambitious rivals. The way both Hillary’s entourage and her public supporters talk about her is almost unprecedented. Anyone who generated that level of hostility among both inner and outer circles of support has not lasted long.

    Is there even one person who came forward to give her what we used to call a character reference? “The real Hillary as I know her, her love for stray dogs, her secret work for the poor, she helps survivers of breast cancer…” even a lesbian lover who has seen her tender side? Anyone? She’s the aloof boss even in relationships, sleeping and planning world domination, trusting no one. Such a person can not succeed except by deception and cunning, and then for a short time only.

  7. bruce says:

    People wonder why Bill stayed with her. Blackmail? “You leave me and I’ll destroy you!” She rode him to the top. Meanwhile he seems to be perversely aroused by forcing himself on women who resist: mother issues? Oedipal complex? Plenty to blackmail there.

    http://nypost.com/2016/10/19/hillary-clintons-security-detail-laughed-when-she-broke-her-elbow/

    People imagine she has this “passionate” private life as Bill said. What if it’s all just anger and aggression, even the sex? Bill left that possibility open in his careful choice of words! What if she just loves being the puppetmaster making her minions hurt each other? She takes her anger (at Daddy) out on Bill, Bill takes it out on “bimbos” (Mummy!).

    There is a story there and the above may be part of it. I don’t believe she’s intimate with anyone, not even Huma.

  8. veeshir says:

    Is there even one person who came forward to give her what we used to call a character reference?
    Plenty, but they work at the NYTimesWashPostCNNFOXNEWSABCNBCCBSetc.

    I wouldn’t try too hard to understand Clintons and their istas, that way lies madness.

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