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Above The Post Important, Oral Sex!!!!!!!!!!!!, Update!!!!!!

MADONNA OFFERS ORAL SEX TO ANYONE WHO VOTES FOR HILLARY CLINTON
“And I do swallow.”

At least she’s accepted who her likely taker are.

Bazinga!

Now, back to our posts in its entireties!

I saw this in drafts, I’m not sure when I wrote it, but it’s prepping the battlespace, against me, so here it is.

 

 

DHS says (pdf warning!!!) we need to stop saying words like ‘jihad’ and ‘sharia‘.

I’m fer stopping using those words, let’s use ones like “Crusade” (as in, “Let’s win the Crusades this time!!!!), and “don’t own slaves or beat your wife!”

But that’s not all that important as that report is only useful for surrendering to jihadis who want to implement sharia or for Americans to make fun of it.

I know which I am.

This report focuses on the spread of violent extremist ideology and the recruitment of American youth to extremist groups,

In other words, violent, extremist tea party ideology not islamic.

To effectively address and conquer the challenge of violent extremism,

Notice again “violent extremism”, they do not mean Islamic, they mean me and other people who think the Constitution is the foundation of the govt’s power.

Many experts expressed concerns that funding is tied to the same agencies that have law enforcement mandates or that CVE stigmatizes some of the very communities it seeks to help, notably the American Muslim communities

Now don’t get me wrong, I’m not saying we should stigmatize Muslim communities, it seems Islamists and “moderate” Muslims do that enough for all of us, but notice “some” immediately defend the American Muslim community. The “some” being the ‘journalist’.

But the point of the deal is that the ‘very communities’ it should seek to help is America, not just Muslim communities in America.

The United States Government must take all forms of violent extremism and radicalization seriously, prioritizing those forms that pose the greatest threats to safety and security, most urgently.

In other parts of the world, that “all forms” bit means “Israel”, when the Obama admin says it, they mean me. People who think the Constitution means something are the greatest threats to our fine oligarchical “elitist” assholes.

To include those that espouse and/or undertake violence justified through various ideologies, to include anarchists, sovereign citizens, white-supremacists, and others.

Once again, they do not say “Islamic”, because they mean me.

They eventually get around to discussing ISIS (ISIL as they call it. I wonder why? They call themselves ISIS) but then they go off the tracks.

we have constructed language in daily use that promotes an “us and them” narrative of division

And they want to stop that Narrative Of Division! See, just cuz they want to kill us doesn’t mean we should make it all confrontational.

 

Coupla other funnies.

s to fight child exploitation, including the plights of child soldiers and child slavery.

So, they’re going to get us out of the UN? Most of that stuff is Africa, but as we’ve seen, ISIS is all about child soldiers and child slave-wives.

Sigh. That’s what we can expect more of if Hillary! wins.

Last night, before the debate, I wrote this next post but I didn’t post it because it went in a totally different direction than I was expecting.

 

I had a long post about how maybe voting Hillary! might be a good idea. Seriously.

I’d been thinking about what happens after the election and, maybe I’m just crazy, but neither one is likely to make 6 months as POTUS.

We get Trump as POTUS and ytou know our fine establishment betters, with Minitrue’s help, can whip an impeachment tout suite, so he’s probably immediately impeached and kicked out (The empire strikes back!!) so goes on to his new reality show, “Who Wants To Be POTUS?” or possibly a presidential trivia game show.

We get Pence, which is probably a best case case.

Hillary! won’t last because I could see her getting sworn in and passing out in public in about ohhhh….. 8 minutes. January in DC can be a scorching 50 degrees, so we get Kaine.

Then I got to the part about being either Pence or Kaine.

Dude has crazy eyes. Seriously. That’s him at what his people think is his best, non-crazy eyes, it’s cropped from his official picture,

Now, I could see them planning on him stepping down after appointing as VP somebody like… who? Nancy Pelosi? That’s funny. For about 2 seconds. Bernie? Maybe that’s why he shut up, or I’m not sure who, but someone the Dem leadership likes ain’t gonna be good.

Alternatively….Kaine decides it’s good to be king. That’s funny too. For about 6 seconds.

 

If Hillary! wins, we get Hillary! as POTUS or we get to watch a hard-left vs establishment pricks civil war with parts of minitrue ignoring it and/or taking different sides so we’re still definitely boned as they agree on pretty much everything except who gets the biggest seat at the trough. It might be funnier than watching Trump get impeached but we’d still be boned.

 

In either case, there’s the wildcard of the Obama admin and Minitrue going crazy and we the people are boned if Trump wins or them going a little less crazy if Hillary! wins but we’re still boned as they go after us in their Chicago-machine/jackbooted way.

So we’re back to the .50BMG or unkown gun choice.

We do have one thing going for us.

Cleveland made it to the World Series, now all we need is Chicago to get in and we’ll at least have a date before which WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It would make the whole end of civilization funnier if it kept either team from winning the Series. As we all know, whoever’s in charge of this sorry ball of mud has a very twisted sense of humor.