To News Or Not To News?

Posted: October 28, 2016 by veeshir in Fun With Media, Trump, We're boned

We all know how our fine media betters come down on that question.

 

Eastern Europe is gearing up for war,

It seems to be a closely guarded secret, but preparations for war are going on in Europe. A Russian fleet that includes that country’s only aircraft carrier made a point of sailing through the English Channel and along the European coast en route to Syria. Nuclear-capable Russian ships are making a demonstration in the Baltic Sea, and Russian troops, reportedly equipped with nuclear weapons, have moved near Russia’s borders with Poland and Lithuania. In response, NATO countries are hurrying troops and ships into the potential war zone.

But Trump will start a nuclear war!!!!!!!

 

The Iranian/Saudi (Sunni/Shiite) war is seriously heating up,

Coalition forces destroyed the missile 65 km (40 miles) from the holy city before it could do any damage, and retaliated against the launch site inside Yemen, said the statement, carried on the state news agency SPA. Mecca is home to the most sacred sites in Islam, including the Grand Mosque.

The Shi’ite Muslim Houthis confirmed the launch of a Burkan-1 ballistic missile into Saudi Arabia in a statement on their official news agency, but said it had been aimed at King Abdulaziz International Airport in Jeddah, the kingdom’s busiest airport.

But Trump said pussy!

 

An evergreen lede if only our fine media betters could be assed to do their jobs.

Yesterday saw what could be the most meaningful release in the ongoing WikiLeaks saga.

But some women are claiming Trump hit on them!

To give them credit, some of the newspapers are covering this one in their own inimitable way.

Yesterday saw what could be the most meaningful release in the ongoing WikiLeaks saga.  It so big that the New York Times, Washington Post, and other MSM pilot fish are devoting lots of space to it.  In it was a 13-page memo written by Doug Band, defending his overlapping roles as fundraiser, agent for Bill Clinton speaking fees, honorary chancellorships, and other cash-generating activities and honors, and hustling founder of a big bucks consulting firm coincidentally signing up clients who are also donating to the Clinton Foundation and hiring the former president, via Band’s solicitations.

The Band Memo came as an outgrowth of Chelsea Clinton’s horrified response when she discovered how Band, an obvious grifter in my opinion and probably hers, too, was lining his pockets.

 

By covering it, I mean with headlines using their old standby “Trump’s Attacking Hillary! Over Hacked Emails!”.

You know, how they cover every Dem scandal (when they can be bothered to actually cover one of them).

 

This exception to that rule cracks me up.

Hacked Transcripts Reveal a Genial Hillary Clinton at Goldman Sachs Events

We’ve found out how to make Hillary! genial, throw gobs of money at her and she’ll pretend to be nice for a while, until she passes out I guess.

We interrupt this post to bring you an important, Hillary!’s a Wymyn’s Champion Alert!

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Now, back to our post!

 

This is interesting, we need furrin newspapers to properly cover American politics.

Increasingly, it seems, there is just one party running in this election. With the other one too busy distancing itself from its embarrassing candidate, this contest is essentially between the Democratic Party and Donald Trump. If you found the recent vote-rigging scandal in one-party China ironic, what would you call this one-party election in the bastion of democracy?

Someone’s noticed. Too bad not very many Americans do.

 

Is it possible to speed up the end of our civilization?

Joe Biden could find himself with a new job in Washington after the election if Hillary Clinton wins, as the Democratic nominee is reportedly considering hiring the VP as her Secretary of State.

Yes, yes it is.

Although…the signs were all there. Hagel::Kerry::Biden, it’s a race to the left side of any bell-curve.

 

Hillary! doesn’t want your guns!

Mrs. Clinton’s platform calls for an expansion of background checks for all firearms purchases. She’s also called for a reinstatement of the national assault weapons ban and a prohibition on high-capacity magazines.

 

She just wants to get the gov’t involved in every private transaction (that only law-abiding will follow), a weapons ban that did not slow crime and whose repeal did not increase it and to make it take an extra 8 seconds to fire 30 rounds.

Oh yeah! Well, where are Trump’s taxes?

 

She’s gonna have to get cracking on the whole, disarming America, thing.

For the total count of firearms in the USA to be 300 million, the following must be true:

(A2K + all firearms made and sold by non-A2K FFLs from 1999-2015 + all firearms made byeveryone 1899-1999 +  all firearms imported 1899-1999 + all firearms made or imported since October, 2015) – firearms exported = 300M.

It seems unlikely that 5/6 of all firearms were made or imported in the last 17 years.

But Trump’s supporters are deplorable racist homophobes!

 

Not Hillary! related..

As DeBlasio is busily siding with criminals against the police, taking away Big Gulps with extra sugar and corruptioning, he’s also trying to take away the very best thing about The City.

Deputy Health Commissioner Corinne Schiff made the claim at a City Council hearing Wednesday, in an apparent effort to sink a bill that would nearly double the number of food-vendor permits in the city by 2023.

“Meat grilling is a significant source of air pollution in the city,” Schiff said. “One additional vendor grilling meat emits an amount of particle pollution in one day equivalent to what a diesel truck emits driving 3,500 miles.”

Whenever I used to go I would just travel from a seller of meat on a stick to another seller of meat on a stick to a hot dog vendor.

The funny part about NYC is that it’s a fight between totalitarians and a big-gov’t iceholes.

The new bill would boost the number of permits to 8,000 by 2023 and also create an enforcement team to sniff out violations.

More Gov’t!!!!!!!!

In our fine media better’s defense, Trump would have no problem with that last bit.

 

 

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Comments
  1. Bucky Barkingham says:

    Re: Sec State Biden – He could nuzzle Chancellor Merkel and give Prime Minister May neck rubs during state visits.

    • Veeshir says:

      if he’d stick to that I’d be all for it.
      Unfortunately, he thinks he’s a genius so he keeps opening his mouth.
      He just doesn’t realize his mouth should be ‘enter only’.

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