Does Anybody Know What’s Going On?

Posted: October 31, 2016 by veeshir in Fun With Media, Funniest End of Civilization Evah, Notes on the Revolution, Obama's Fault, PEBKAC, The "Justice" Dept., Trump, We're boned

Seriously, we just had a huge revelation and nobody knows why or where it’s going and our fine media betters are totally not interested in figuring it out or letting anybody know if they do.
I switched to Foxnews this morning and saw them talking about Trump taking advantage of what Comey did, no mention of Hillary!, I switched to CNN and they were talking about Trump taking advantage of what Comey did with no mention of Hillary!’s felonious behavior.

Let’s see what the hell is going on.

Mark Steyn has some ideas in his article titled Occam’s Weiner, which makes sense. Dicks should not be multiplied unnecessarily.

So in the final week of the campaign the plot twists arrange themselves in a remarkably straightforward manner. The FBI isinvestigating the Clinton Foundation – because it’s a criminal enterprise: if you give a million bucks to the the Clintons’ charity, sixty grand goes to charity and the remaining 940,000 goes to fund the lifestyles of Bill, Hillary, Chelsea and their various malodorous associates – Sid Blumenthal, Terry McAuliffe, etc.

Too bad none of our fine media betters are interested. I could go on for 400 words about it, but I’ll save 600 by posting this.

turnabout-is-foul-play

But Trump is going to start a nuclear war!!!!

According to a new poll conducted by the independent Levada Center pollster, almost half of Russians (48 percent) fear worsening relations with the West over Syria could lead to a third world war.

It’s funny how Obama is the greatest POTUS in the history of ever and yet, he’s not responsible for anything that’s happened during his terms while  his Sec State who was all-in on the idiocy of US OUT OF EVERYWHERE!!!!!! is totally EXPERIENCED!!!!!!

Just not ‘funny ha-ha’.

Little bit of child abuse as abusers abuse their son.

this-is-the-end

Well, child abuse unless he self-identifies as a felon.

I’ll field this one.

selling-america

The product they were selling was American power and prestige. To people who hate us, like the murderous dictators in Russia and China for instance.

As an aside, I didn’t realize Trump was Jake Busey’s father.

 

Let’s take a break from the endy of our civilization to focus on the funny…..err farce.

Hillary Clinton was resting, running out the clock, sitting on a supposed large lead, and hoping that the election was sooner than later. Now after the latest Weiner disclosures, she is crisscrossing the country, terrified of collapsing polls, and wishing that she had three more weeks rather than just one. With the Clintons, farce is the desert to scandal: the profiteering Clinton Foundation as a humanitarian treasure; Hillary the former corporate attorney as child and little-guy crusader; Bill Clinton, both sexual predator and feminist hero….

Yet no one thought discredited deviant Anthony Weiner could much harm Hillary—except of course “conspiratorial” Donald Trump.

RTWT, it’s equal parts fendy and fundy.

Not to brag, but I write a lot of the same stuff VDH does, I’m just angrier and foul-mouthed.

 

Coupla pics that illustrate our current election.

vote-trump

I saw this ad all over the place on the ‘tubes a week or two ago, I assume cuz I’m in AZ as I didn’t see anybody else noticing it.

wtf-mccain

He does realize AZ is still part of America, doesn’t he? I do know I’m not voting for him. I’ll vote in most races (cuz I’m a racist, duh), but I don’t want to encourage him so he can do without my support.

I’m thinking of turning in my Gadsden flag.

bender-gadsden

Pasty white is shiny, right?

 

The NY Post has been all over Trump stuff, but they still go after Hillary! and Obama.

In March 2015, Obama made the ridiculous claim that he had learned about Clinton’s e-mail server “the same time everybody else learned it, through news reports.” In fact, not only did he know she was using a private e-mail address for state business, but he had corresponded with her via that address.

But anybody who even so much as implied Obama was lying when he said that was called all kinds of names.

 

A campaign ad I can get behind.

 

I’d love to see the Clinton’s version of that. Opening shot, Bill Clinton beating off to Big Uns magazine. He looks at the camera and says”Vote for Hillary! so I can get back to boning interns.”

 

Instant Karma!

Police say 22 people were injured in a passenger car crash after a NASCAR race.

Most of them were probably hoping for a crash, just not one they were involved in.

 

This is karma, just not instant.

The university that has repeatedly defended the practice of affirmative action before the Supreme Court called a mock bake sale in which the prices of goods varied by the race of the customer “inflammatory and demeaning.”

Introspection is just so passe.

 

Speaking Funniest End Of Civilization Ever wise, what happens if we do nuclearly destroy ourselves?

Two things.

sparlky

And

galaxy

 

In a thousand or a million years, the Earth is back to ‘normal’. I just hope future cockroach archaeologists dig up my bones and put them in their version of the British Museum.

 

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Comments
  1. imadenier says:

    …I don’t know, but maybe the president could declare a national state of emergency, put out an executive order to run out his two extra years of presidential eligibility as a cooling off period… blame it on Comey, until the email thing and the sex scandals thing can be resolved… he can blame any violence on Trump and with a 4-4 Supreme Court he might just get away with it…
    I’ve also been watching the Evan McMullin thing… a real longshot… with the electoral vote spoiler angle…

    • veeshir says:

      That’s the spirit, think of the worst things that could happen and expect at least one of them to happen.

      I would actually prefer to have Obama pull that trick.

      That way, we’d find out quickly and easily who’s on whose side and either win or lose.
      Nickel and diming us is really getting annoying.

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