Archive for November, 2016

Or just really endy to go with the hilarity?

You Make The Call!

Now, anything you read that says, “Trump’s gonna (do this!)!!!!!”, there’s no way to even judge the odds of it happening. It might even be an accurate quote from Trump, but that doesn’t mean he’s gonna do it.

This seems unlikely but it’s one that I really hope happens.

Foreign governments will be encouraged to investigate the Clinton Foundation’s finances, as many are already turning off money spigots to the scandal-scarred group, The Post has learned.

A source close to President-elect Donald Trump’s…

If only to watch the media defend her against starving, HIV-positive Haitians they screwed over when they can’t ignore it.


I’ve seen everybody say, “Obama throws Hillary under the bus!!!!” on this story, but I see it as nothing new for Obama.

Obama added, “There are some counties maybe I won that people didn’t expect because people had a chance to see you and listen to you and get a sense of who you stood for and who you were fighting for.”

If only she’d explained her brillyents better, them stupid hicks in flyover country would have known how to vote, because unless Hillary shows up personally to tell them about her awesome plans for corruption and dishonesty, they won’t know about it because nobody covered it.

We’ve disappointed Obama. Again.


This one makes me laugh my ass off.

Minitrue outlet, the Hill, asks, “Will Obama hold fire on Trump?

They start out with this to get it over with so we can get to the meat of the problem.

President Obama is grappling with the difficult question of how to handle his successor, Donald Trump, after he leaves office in January.

Obama has frequently lauded former President George W. Bush for moving off the political stage to give him space to govern, a courtesy he says he wants to extend to Trump.

Now, if I’d written that I’d have stopped there after writing, “That’s what he should do.”, but then, there aren’t many people who don’t suckophant at Obama who work for the Hill.

Then they get to where they explain that it’s different.

But Obama knows he is being replaced by a president who’s vowed to roll back many of his core policies and whose worldview could not be more different from his own.

Cuz you know, Obama was so sympatico with Bush.

Jeez, Obama spent all his time blaming Bush for everything and Bush mostly kept his mouth shut. Cheney returned serve a couple times, but that’s it.

The funniest part? They  believe their ‘logic’ and they further believe that anybody who disagrees is a hate-filled, Trump-worshipping, ignorant, fascist-moron.



One of the reasons we have Trump is because of the way our fine media betters lie so blatantly and often.

During the election some people had the unmitigated gall to point out the media’s dishonesty. So what’s a minitrue to do?

Attack anybody who doesn’t agree with their community-based reality! They have their “fake news” talking point from journolist but the Wash Post felt it should go the extra kilometer and let their peeps know who to ignore.

“The way that this propaganda apparatus supported Trump was equivalent to some massive amount of a media buy,”said the executive director of PropOrNot, who spoke on the condition of anonymity with the Post.

“It was like Russia was running a super PAC for Trump’s campaign.”…


They  list Pravda so they can defend their list, but then they have Ron Paul, Drudge and the Gates of Vienna and more. Not only do they refuse to learn a lesson, they’re refusing to admit they might examine their practices.


The media’s standard standard can be very darn funny.

Now that their Golden Cow lost, they’re all in on a recount as they zoom in on 200 assholes in sheets supporting Trump while ignoring the murderous violence of the Dems’ front groups.

That’s about as endy as funny, but very darn funny.

This is the visual part of the post.

Today’s ‘cognitive’ dissonance comes from my favorite ‘stan, SondraKi.


Both statements, next to each other like that, make sense to her supporters.

Some more Jill Stein


She needs $millions to find out when the state deadline passed! If only there was a resource on the Internet that would allow you to ‘search’ for information stored therein.

The funniest part? The people who give her money would call me an asshole for making fun of this successful con artist whose marks are demanding she take their money.


This wouldn’t be so much funny as wrong, except it’s about a Russian puppet our fine media betters are busy showing they love.


As the puppy blender and  NY Post note, Castro and his thugocrats lived large while Teh Peepul starved.

That’s pretty much socialism’s goal. How can they feel good about themselves unless they live much better than the serfs who need their direction?

I will say that it’s nice to see Castro and Che together again only now they’re good commies!

A Good Commie

A Good Commie


I’m actually sad the election is over for one, important, reason.

The peer-reviewed study – entitled “Measure of Impulsive Thrust from a Closed Radio-Frequency Cavity in a Vacuum” – notes that the machine designed to generate thrust by bouncing microwaves around inside a cone-shaped copper chamber does so “over two orders of magnitude higher” than other forms of zero-propellant propulsion like light sails, laser propulsion and photon rockets.

So instead of using inefficient rocket fuel to send spacecraft throughout the solar system, thrust is generated by those bouncing microwaves inside a chamber without a propellant or exhaust: a finding that flies in the face of Sir Isaac Newton’s third law of motion that for every action, there’s an equal and opposite reaction.

I guarantee that they were working on that engine at a feverish pace in an attempt to have a workable space drive to get the hell off this planet.

Oh well, maybe a bunch of the researchers are Hillary supporters.


I’m pretty sad that Castro died. I mean, he should have been gnawed to death by starving raccoons or been burned to death in a pile of donkey shit but no, he died of old age in his bed.

Sonomobatch. I hope it was painful.

Who’s also sad he died?

Our fine media betters.

Vid @JimAvilaABC: #FidelCastro “considered…George Washington of his country among those who remain in Cuba”

Yeah, cuz if they don’t pretend they love him they get murderously dictated at.

Cubans who’ve successfully escaped his island prison are only now happy to compare him to George Washington. They’re both dead. That’s the only comparison.


Chinless, Syrian, murderous dictator showing his ass to Obama.

Syria regime set “red line” around Al-Bab:

If I wasn’t an American, that would be much funnier.

It was aimed at Turkey, putting Russia in a bind. Do they bomb Turkey for their murderous dictatorial ally, Syria, or do they tell their murderous ally to chill out and not mess with their EU-dividing,  dictatorial ally?


This isn’t new, but we need lots of articles and news coverage of it to help us try to reverse the trend.

The Bureaucracy Is Now More Powerful Than Congress

Exactly. They are already planning a revolt for Trump and they have the same contempt for Congress I do. The difference is that I can’t make laws, they do.


Some more good news that’ll help us properly celebrate the death of a murderous, commie dictator and drown our sorrows over rule by bureaucrat. .

Scientists at the Oak Ridge National Laboratory in Tennessee have discovered a chemical reaction to turn CO2 into ethanol

They talk about ‘averting climate change’ (idjits) and they also talk about it being fuel, but another word for “ethanol” is “booze”.

Science might have figured out how to make booze out of air!

While the 21st century has mostly disappointed me, that’s all about teh awesome.

Although, I do hope they also make it into the ethanol they use for fuel, that would reduce the number of pooe people killed for the great global warmmongering as the price of corn would go down as they stop using it to screw up my gasoline.

Mostly Peaceful

Posted: November 24, 2016 by veeshir in Uncategorized

Our fine, tolerant lefty friends are freaking out and the rest of America is pretty dam sick of it.

Which means these mostly peaceful protestors might find it even more mostly peaceful than they want.

 For a second straight year, protesters will attempt to disrupt Black Friday shopping along Chicago’s Magnificent Mile….

That forced many businesses to close earlier on the busiest shopping day of the year.

After that election people just want a freaking break and these assholes are our doubling down on the crap that got us Trump in the first place.

I have a feeling these people just trying to buy 1/2 price stuff are going to make their feelings known a little more forcefully than the mostly-peaceful protestors expect.

Especially if some store owner just trying to stay in business tries to get rid of these assholes and gets in a scrum with some entitled, self-righteous, belligerent assholes that draws in already pissed off shoppers.

Look forward to more stories about Trump supporters getting all violent. And since it’s in gun-free Chicago, expect there to be a lot of firearms.

I’ve seen stories about this all over but Second City Cop is where I saw that link.

I’m thankful for a lot, most of which boils down to, “I live in America” which, despite all Obama could do, is still the greatest nation on the sorry ball of mud.

I’m also thankful for


Since I didn’t so much vote for Trump as vote against Hillary, if/when he starts acting like the northeast liberal he is, I won’t be too upset.

As Heinlein wrote, the difference between ‘bad’ and ‘worse’ is always more stark than that between ‘good’ and ‘better’.

And life under a Hillary POTUSy would be especially stark.


Some stuff about an idiot who doesn’t get that America is the greatest force for good this world has ever seen, the idiot who should be thankful that nation is such a good place that he’s paid $millions to play a game as he’s bashing the people who pay his salary.

The idiot who doesn’t stand for the National Anthem decided to wear a shirt with Fidel Castro, racist, murderous, commie dictator to Miami. Jebus, that’s almost as stupid as when Cameron Diaz wore her Mao-wear to Peru, where they’re still recovering from Maoist guerrillas.

“One thing that Fidel Castro did do,” he said, “is they have the highest literacy rate because they invest more in their education system than they do in their prison system, which we do not do here, even though we’re fully capable of doing that.”

Moh-ron. The whole island is a prison system and what good is being able to read if the only things you can read are what your murderous, commie dictator allows you to read?


Minitrue outlet lets the GOP know they need to not get cocky.

Now, they’d write the same article no matter what, they do hate the GOP after all, but they’re right about one thing. The national GOP needs to not get cocky, Trump didn’t just beat the Dems and their allies in the Democrat/Media entertainment complex, but he (and we) defeated the assholes in the national GOP.

They’re going to try to do business as usual, if Trump plays along too much, expect a lot of shit thrown at them.


A chillingly hilarious thing I’m thankful for, I don’t live in the UK.

50 British academics sign open letter demanding that people they disagree with lose any right to freedom of speech.

“His position as a senior editor for the ultraconservative Breitbart News website enables him to openly articulate his hardline misogynist, white supremacist and xenophobic ideas to an online audience that is expanding at an alarming rate.”

Heh. They’re calling a gay man “misogynistic”. Isn’t that hate speech? Shouldn’t they lose their freedom to spew such hate?

This is one of those things that’s hilarious, in a chilling, We Hate Western Civilization, sort of way.

May the reader take note that as of today (21/11/1016), the Milo Yiannopoulos event at Simon Langton Grammar School has been cancelled after the school received advice from the Department for Education’s counter-extremism unit.

So who does the ‘counter-extremism unit’ think are extremist and not? C’mon, you already know that.

The Brit Dept of Education is the one who declared the British National Party to be too extremist to be allowed

Education Secretary Michael Gove has pledged to give head teachers the power to dismiss teachers who are members of the British National Party

The BNP, of course, is one of the major parties in the UK, they’re sorta like Tea Partiers who do not like things like Sharia courts and no-go Muslim zones, so they’re haters.

So how does the Dept for Education feel about British history and Islamic history?

UK’s new national history curriculum mandates Islamic history but makes British history optional


Not being all in on the destruction of Western Civilization is ‘extremist’ while hating your nation and its history is ‘mainstream’ and tolerant.



We are not afraid enough of orchids. This list of 8 of the freakiest flowers is very orchid heavy. It’s as if orchids are just messing with us until they perfect their pod-people.



This is the next step in the progression.



It would be sorta funny if we lost our world to orchids.

It’s really cracking me up watching our fine media betters freaking out over ‘FAKE NEWS!!!!!!’, when what they mean is, “People who do not push the narrative we’ve decided upon.”

Let’s look at some fake news!

Newt says he can think of 20 people more suitable for Sec State than Romney.

I can think of much closer to 100,000,000 who would be more suitable and the best part? They’re not working so they’re tanned, rested and ready!

I wanted Benito Giuliani for AG but Sessions is apparently a decent choice, I’d prefer Newt for Sec State, of course, Bolton would be my dream Sec State, but I’m really just hoping it’s not Romney or someone like him.


Trump is not going to prosecute Hillary!

I’m gonna wait until President Trump and AG Sessions says she’s off the hook, until then, all the news about what Trump’s going to do is Fake News!.


Fake News? That Obama does not hate America.

When President Obama spoke in Washington about the terrorist attacks in Paris, he was curiously unable to raise much passion. The passion came out only later in Turkey when he started attacking Republicans. Those attacks continued throughout that week, with charges that people who oppose resettling Syrian refugees in America are somehow xenophobic haters who are not in touch with American values.

I wish our fine media betters would pay attention to the screwing Obama is giving us rather than their fevered fantasies about what Trump’s going to do.

But then, if they did that we wouldn’t have President-elect Trump.


Mostly peaceful protestor blown up in North Dakota, she says it was the cops throwing grenades, he says cops aren’t using grenades so it was the protestors.

Hmmmm, too bad there wasn’t some way to figure this out.

Authorities are investigating an area near the Backwater Bridge in North Dakota where law enforcement reported hearing an explosion around 3 a.m. on Nov. 21.

According to the North Dakota Highway Patrol, several improvised weapons including small propane tanks rigged as explosives, as well as various slingshots and rocks, were found at the site.


Oh well, we’ll probably never figure it out.

At least, we won’t if our fine media betters are on the job.



You know what pisses me off the most about “Science!” in the 21st century? The way it’s so dam unscientific.

Case in point.

The dwarf planet Ceres…


So Ceres, an asteroid with a diameter of 590 miles, is now a ‘dwarf planet’ but Pluto, with a diameter more than twice, is not a planet. Ceres is part of an asteroid field that could have been part of a planet while Pluto is all by itself.

Oh well, in another few years, when some “scientist” decides he wants CNN to pay attention, our fine scientific betters will declare the Earth a ‘planetoid’ as only gas giants are planets.

Too bad they’ll still be going on about global worming.

Man, I just cannot work up much of anything, but here’s some stuff that’s pretty darn funny with just a little endy.


So in Wisconsin, students at Edgewood College are UNDER ATTACK BY THE FORCES OF INTOLERANCE!!!!!!!!

…being investigated as a hate crime at Edgewood College…

One note—bearing the phrase “Suck it up, pussies!”—was placed on the inside window of the Office of Student Diversity….

A great deal of fear, sadness, and anger among students, faculty, and staff resulted…


The Waaaaaambulance must be out of fuel. Which is funny cuz I’ve always thought they ran on liberal tears.


Oh, my mistake.


Is the FBI actually paying attention to what’s going on in the US these days? Are they  finally going to start cracking down on the Dem front groups causing all the violence and spewing all the hate?

The FBI is alerting law enforcement officials across the country that there is concern about a potential terrorist attack around Thanksgiving or the Inauguration, CBS News’ Jeff Pegues reports.

The alert specifically warned of homegrown terrorists and cited shopping malls, special events and other crowded venues as possible targets

That’s a little confusing. When the current Dept. of “Justice” assholes say, “Homegrown”, they mean either me or ‘refugees’ working for terror groups from the old country.

Now, if they were paying attention to BLM, ANSWER and the rest of the permanent rioting occutardish left, they might actually be doing some good. But since it’s still Obama’s DO”J”, look forward to lefty front groups trying to screw up any good time that could be had by people they hate (Americans).


Now, I’m not defending this, but I do understand it.

revealed migrants set fire to the hall in anger that chocolate spread and confectionery was available at the buffet in daylight hours. “There isn’t enough Nutella, Gummibears, and chocolate,” they shouted.

Out of Nutella? That’s just pushing them too far.


As our fine media betters are screeching about one of Trump’s picks, Bannon, being anti-semitic (with no actual proof, just because), they’re ignoring Keith Ellison’s ties to terrorist groups.

Ellison has associated with the Muslim American Society, a Virginia-based group founded by Muslim Brotherhood members in 1993 to act as the “overt arm of the Muslim Brotherhood in the United States,” according to federal prosecutors in 2007. The United Arab Emirates recently added the group to a list of terrorist organizations.


That’s the good anti-semitism, just like terrorism against Israel isn’t really terrorism.


Via Second City Cop, we see the real terrorists.

 just weeks after he (Ald. Howard Brookins, V) gave a fiery City Council speech decrying the menace of “aggressive squirrels.”

Out cycling on the Cal-Sag Trail on Nov. 13, Brookins was jumped by a kamikaze squirrel that leapt into the front wheel of his bike and lodged himself in the spokes, sending the alderman flying over the handlebars.

The attack cost the squirrel its life and left Brookins needing surgery and other treatment for a broken nose, a fractured skull and five or six teeth that were knocked out in the accident.


Kagogi the Destroyer was heard to say,


Now, let’s end on something that, no matter how much Trump pisses me off, will never stop being funny.



Obama with his “mic drop” at the end makes it.


A total lack of self-preservation

Posted: November 16, 2016 by aliceaitch in FAIL, WTF Is Wrong With Oklahoma


Don’t shoot the medics, guys. They’re there to help you, they don’t give a rat’s ass about what you did to get in your situation unless it’s diagnostically relevant.

Thank God this idjit didn’t know to take the safety off his gun. Assaulting an EMS provider is a felony in Oklahoma. Pointing a firearm at a person is a misdemeanor, but may be prosecuted as a felony.

Another Fuck 2016

Posted: November 16, 2016 by aliceaitch in Soccer - sport of men

Tim Howard has suffered a season-ending injury.

Even if you don’t care about Colorado soccer, this is our United States Secretary of Defense.

NO ONE stops two PKs in a row. And I’m convinced he moved Dos Santos’s kick with the power of his mind.

Wait a minute…

Posted: November 16, 2016 by aliceaitch in Filthy Hippies, Fun with Elections


Weren’t we led to believe there was a terrorist threat before and the day of the election? Instead we’ve got a bunch of whiny protesters, many of whom didn’t even bother to vote.

Denver’s students were still protesting as of Friday, but a little bird told me that they’d protest for any cause that stuck a sign in their hands and told them they could ditch school. Many of the protesters disappeared Friday around 4pm, and as far as I can tell things settled down over the weekend. There is almost no local coverage of the protests, and I’m not going downtown to check myself because I hate that the city smells like weed regardless of whether there are protests or not.

Guess from where?

Cuban baseball players paid a South Florida-based smuggling ring more than $15 million to leave the communist island in secretive ventures that included phony documents, false identities and surreptitious boat voyages to Mexico, Haiti and the Dominican Republic, federal prosecutors say.

As the Border Patrol is forced to act as coyotes, they’re going after people trying to flee a murderous, commie dictatorship.

Just when you think the Obama admin cannot be any more despicable, they prove you wrong.




Man, it seemed like old times for a while. Oh well.