Teh Crazy!

Posted: November 2, 2016 by veeshir in Fun with Elections, Fun With Media, Funniest End of Civilization Evah, PEBKAC, Random Crap

It’s become pretty darn crazy out there.

First up, the Et Tu Minitrue? section.

Headline fun! from three Minitrue outlets in good standing. These are headlines you’d expect to see at Hannity dot com (if there is such a place).

Hillary Clinton Talks Donald Trump’s Treatment of Women, Doesn’t Dwell on Emails/ABC

To distract from email controversy, Clinton targets Trump’s record with women/CBS

If Dems will rig a debate for Clinton, what won’t they do to win?/ The Hill

Holy moly! That must be driving Hillary! crazy, having Minitrue turn on her. And I bet the Dem leadership ain’t very happy with her destroying their plausible deniability.

 

The pressure is getting to her. And probably all the drugs she has to take to stay upright aren’t helping either.

Hillary! getting upset that stupid Americans just refuse to realize she deserves to be POTUS.

Hillary Clinton raged Tuesday night against a protester at her rally who denounced her husband as a sexual predator.

About three minutes into her 20-minute stump speech, a heckler shouted, “Bill Clinton is a rapist!” as he waved a neon green sign declaring the same statement.

Clinton pointed a finger at the protester.

“I am sick and tired of the negative, dark, divisive, dangerous vision and the anger of people who support Donald Trump,” Clinton shouted at her Fort Lauderdale, Fla., rally.

Yup, she prefers negative, dark, divisive and dangerous anger at the people who support Trump.

Here we have Hillary! claiming to be in NYC on 9/11.

She was probably jogging with Chelsea.

 

This crazy is awesome.

Two men arrested last week in southern Georgia were planning to attack an aurora research facility owned by the University of Alaska Fairbanks around which conspiracy theories of mind control have long swirled, investigators said….

both men confessed “that God told them to go and blow this machine up that kept souls, so souls could be released.”

In their defense, the History Channel had a show where some some scientists said that could be where the Clintons keep the souls they collect.

Well, there or Oak Island but those two guys didn’t have a boat so….

 

This is somewhat cool, to me. YMMV.

Grim London is an interactive map of London with various things hauntings, murders, “just grim” and prostitution. Seriously. They list old ads for prostitutes that are pretty funny.

Harriet’s List of Covent Garden Ladies…. the pocket guide to London’s prostitutes….for just one guinea, a man could be enjoying the company of Mss Gr-n at…

Heh. I wish I knew what a guinea was. Is it more or less than a ‘quid’?

 

We are not afraid enough of the Japanese.

A new brand of chocolates manufactured by the Mme KIKI company will be hitting the shelves next year in Japan in the form of women’s nipples.,,

The CHOCONIP set of chocolates has been inspired by the Jison-in Temple…

The picture below shows the worshipping of nipples at the Jison-in Temple…

 

Seriously. I can’t figure out if that’s awesome, creepy or what.

 

It’s Game 7 of the World Series tonight.

Repent your sins. The end is nigh!

So what do you think, asteroid? Zombie virus? Obama declaring that the elections won’t happen? Donald Trump saying it was all a joke and he’s not really running? Alien invasion?

The suspense is killing me.

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Comments
  1. imadenier says:

    … mmm… chocolate…
    … what a bunch of preverts…
    … other Japanese temples on the tour include the Hoto Shrine and Kanamara Matsuri …
    … a guinea was a little less than a Pound, often used in advertising to indicate that it’s cheap… like .95 rather than $1…

  2. bruce says:

    My son travels a lot. Just saw his first big baseball game, in Canada though…

    Hey, we have a New South Wales major league baseball comp. They have links to the US circuit too, I hear.

    Look, in cricket we rub the ball on inside trouser leg to polish it, maybe other reasons too. So I’m throwing stones from a glasshouse, but do you have to chew tobacco playing baseball? HD TV makes that kind of offputting.

    • veeshir says:

      Most players don’t use chaw anymore that I’ve seen, they’ve mostly switched to gum. But then, I don’t have one of them HD tvs and I don’t watch much baseball these days, so maybe I just keep missing it.

      Since you’re questioning our baseball, let me return the favor.

      Why isn’t Australian Rules baseball more fun?

      I mean, I figured you’d have rules like, if the pitcher hits the batter, he’s out, but if the pitcher tries and misses, he gets a base. Stuff like that.
      But no, just boring old baseball rules. There isn’t even a keg at second base!?!?!?!

      Eh, at least you have awesome Aussie rules football.

  3. bruce says:

    Yeah, Aussie roolz. I think the reason we don’t have them is most players hope to get an offer from the US. Imagine the fun if a provincial from our boondocks arrived in Big Town USA, “Where I come from, we use a kangaroo for that.”

  4. bruce says:

    OK I’ll pass that on!

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