Worser And Worserer, And Then Some Poo

Posted: November 5, 2016 by veeshir in Funniest End of Civilization Evah, I'm Afraid I Can't Blog That, PEBKAC, Vagina Squad Fail, Why I Hate People

Is it even worserer than we thought?

This one could be huge. No, YUGE!!!!!!!!

Via Cold Fury, we see this from the alt-right that Hillary! named as an Emmanuel Goldstein.

The set-up.

Over the next few days many new documents will be released. The contents of these documents will contain evidence of perhaps the largest coverup in American History….

The new leaks being released this week will provide documents in the form of emails, pictures, and videos….

We believe these pictures and videos were taken… to make sure all participants followed through on a previously agreed agenda.

 

The part that’s fucking huge.

they would soon know he was the one who released him to us.

We tried to make arrangements for him to exit the country safely, but he was killed before those arrangements could be carried out…

We will not only be releasing these documents, but we have multiple memebers of the FBI, CIA, and NYBD who will be publicly verifying their authenticity once their safety is assured.

This hack has not come from Russia or anyone else they may try to blame this on. This is a leak from Americas own Government Officials who fear for their safety had the opposed them directly due to reasons that will be made clear soon.

Wow. If true, Monday is gonna be oh so entertaining.

RTWT, there are some seriously disturbing things in it, like a 2-star general committing suicide right before he gets his 3rd star.

 

Related, I hadn’t even thought of this, in light of the FBI’s investigation of the Clinton Foundation:

This casts the informal meeting last summer on an airplane between Bill Clinton and Loretta Lynch in an even worse light than before. As one reader puts it:
It would seem rather inappropriate [for Attorney General Lynch] to be meeting with someone without staff if the person is not just the husband of a subject of an FBI investigation, but actually a subject (or head of a subject) under FBI investigation.

Now that meeting makes much more sense and much worse. I can see Bill getting all angry and telling her she better stop that investigation.

 

This is only funny cuz it shows how stupid your average jihadi is. Recall the bunch of Saudis who only wanted to learn how to fly and land jets.

Recruitment offices across the country have reported “individual inquiries from applicants who are eager to join the Bundeswehr [the German military] for only a few months and are explicitly interested in intensive weapons and equipment training,”

Seriously. Jihadis asking the German army to teach them how to kill.

See, they could have stayed in Syria and Obama would have our special forces guys teach them that shit.

Dumb ass jihadis.

 

Via Bearing Arms, we see this bit of hilarity about an armed robber being shot and killed by his intended victim, who had a legal gun.  The parents of the armed robber are upset.

“Why in the hell did this guy have a gun?” questioned Hairston about the employee who shot her son.

 

That’s Clinton-level chutzpah, their son brought a gun to a robbery and they’re upset he got shot.

 

Let’s go to poo!

When last we looked at Spain, were looking at a town overrun with dog-poo that had their giant, inflatable merde stolen,  now we have another Spanish town apparently covered in dog-poo going a different route.

City officials in Mislata, a municipality in Valencia, Spain, are creating a doggie DNA database…

The idea is to use the database when a dog owner fails to pick up their pet’s excrement on the sidewalk to track down the turd scofflaw.

 

Turd-scofflaw! I love it. If you go to Spain, watch where you’re walking.

 

I gotta admit, I don’t see the discrimination in this.

The court system in Logan County has seen a pile of court cases accumulate in which people are accused of violating a local ordinance in Auburn requiring large animals to wear collection bags to catch their droppings….

It’s being clearly designed to single out the Amish and, frankly, to discriminate against the Amish,”

 

I’d say it’s targeted at Amish horses, not Amish. The article doesn’t mention it, so I’m gonna assume most, if not all, the people using horses on public roads in the area are Amish.

While horse-related, my Caballero (which is running great!) and my Mustang do not drop doo behind me. Just rubber.

 

This is really some shit.

 

Look how the Clinton campaign dude manslpains to the reporterettes what they should ask.

 

Now this is some dumb shit.

 

Womb-envy.

More like vagina/boob envy.

Men don’t have them so we want to play with them as often as possible.

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Comments
  1. Paco says:

    Good Lord! I’m afraid I’m going to go to bed in Fairfax, VA Tuesday night and wake up in Caligula’s Rome.

    • veeshir says:

      I’m gonna go to sleep in Apache Junction, AZ and wake up in Max’ Australia.

      Since I’m mostly Italian, there’s some sort of twisted symmetry there.

  2. bruce says:

    We even have a statue of Dante, so Italians feel right at home:
    http://www.italianforum.com.au/IF/italian-forum

  3. Paco says:

    Veeshir: I lived in Peoria, AZ when I was in graduate school, and I remember driving through or near Apache Junction to do the Apache Trail. Nice views, but high-anxiety driving along parts of the trail.

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