Pre-Post-Election Post

Posted: November 7, 2016 by veeshir in Fun with Elections, We're boned

The worst part about the election being tomorrow? You know it won’t be over even then.

I figure the over/under is 30 days. It’ll either be over quick, like in a day or two, or it’ll go on for ever. If Hillary! loses, I could see her fighting it until after the inauguration.

The only thing I know is that today is the day to buy ammo. If Hillary! wins, and 2008 and 2012 are any hint, it’s gonna become a lot harder to find soon. If you think Hillary! is going to win, you might want to guy a few AR-15s to sell in a few months for 1000% markup.

 

 

archer-on-fbi

I can hear it in Archer’s voice. Which makes it funnier.

So before the post-election frenzy, let’s try to figure out what the hell the FBI did.

They leaked like a sieve but here we are on Monday, and nobody’s been arrested.

Were they trying to let us know exactly how corrupt the Dept of “Justice” is in the only way they could?

Was Comey trying to cover his ass?

Will someone be arrested tomorrow morning in NYC?

 

Bret Baier’s show is going to be the most interesting. If there’s anything going to happen it’ll be his show or O’Reilly’s tonight. I’d bet on Baier’s show. If nothing new shows up, I’m take back taking back most of the stuff I’ve said about Hillary!’s Bitches in the FBI.

 

Let’s look at some funny.

As Hillary! is bashing Trump for his potty-mouth, she invites a foul-mouthed rapper to an event, giving Trump the chance to say

‘I actually like Jay-Z. But you know, the language last night! Ohhh! Ooooh!’ Trump said in Tampa, Florida. ‘Maybe I’ll just try it. Should I use that language? Can you imagine if I said that?’

 

It’s not just that she’s so corrupt and dishonest, it’s that she knows far too much to ever learn anything. She’s functionally an idiot.

 

Judge Orders IRS To Stop Targeting Tea Party Groups!!!!!!!

With this fascistically hilarious aside,

It’s the latest blow to the tax agency, which is facing a separate order from a judge in Washington, D.C., to process a handful of other cases the agency had delayed.

Who’s gonna enforce all these orders? The “Justice” Dept? The Power Puff girls? Teletubbies? Pikachu?

 

Which leaves us with electing Trump.

There’s also legalizing weed on the ballot, so I have that going for me.

 

I’m not voting for him to reform the GOP or destroy the GOP, I’m doing so becauseI think that keeping Hillary! from continuing where Obama left off would be the worst thing that could happen to America.

I also want to destroy the We’re Better And Smarter Than You Party, both the Dem and the GOP wings. Especially the GOP wing that won a couple elections to stop Obama on illegal immigration and Obamadebaclecare, and immediately helped him. Trump by himself won’t be able to destroy them, but, hopefully, he will mess with them hard. Get them to start freaking out and maybe, must maybe, get them primaried out, if they’re in ‘safe’ districts.

I’m also voting because the GOP is already planning on some failure theater and threatening to HOLD HEARINGS!!!!!!!!!, I just don’t think I could take any more of that.

That’s why Trump.

 

Republican presidential candidate, businessman Donald Trump stands during the Fox Business Network Republican presidential debate at the North Charleston Coliseum, Thursday, Jan. 14, 2016, in North Charleston, S.C. (AP Photo/Chuck Burton)

 

Because nobody knows what the hell he’s going to do as POTUS.

 

Via Mike at Cold Fury, we see this lovely sentiment.

So, evolution brought us Ted Cruz. The job of the president is to uphold the Constitution, and Cruz could recite it forwards and backwards. Unlike Romney, he had the balls to stand up to anyone and seemed to thoroughly enjoy conflict. He was dumped for being too ugly and boring. This begot Trump. We went from a puritan virgin, to a virgin who can fight, to a dirty fighter on his third wife….

 

I’ve graphed the trajectory on that, the next step is not pretty.

RTWT, it’s like an eddiebear rant except without, alas, the fucksickles.

 

For those who wish this election would go on forever, have heart! Tomorrow is not the end, it’s just the beginning!

Especially if Trump wins. The Obama admin, Minitrue and the rest of our fine, tolerant, leftist friends would go absolutely batshit insane.

And that would be its own reward.

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Comments
  1. imadenier says:

    …folks I know just bought his and hers AR15s and Smith&Wesson pistols…
    … I keep thinking about getting a JIC shotgun… messy, but effective…

  2. veeshir says:

    If you can afford it, get an 870 Wingmaster.
    You can modify Remingtons as easily as Mossbergs and a Wingmaster is a fine shotgun.

    The only thing I’d want more would be a Mossberg with a bayonet lug. My buddy has one but the only one I’ve seen for sale was all beat up.

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