Now, a post.
I’m really just trying not to laugh my ass off. I’m not overly excited that Trump won but I am loving watching Hillary fans lose it.
They think they’re going to Start A Revolution!!!!! Because They Have The Power!!!!!!!!
No, you don’t, and banging your sippy cups on your high-chairs is hilarious.
I’m still winding down from that election, so let’s look at what Buzzfeed claims is a list of Trump cabinet members. I’m not sure where they got it, but it looks a lot more accurate than something Buzzfeed could ever manage to make up.
There are a bunch of business people for some positions, but I’m just gonna list the three that make the black cockles of my heart swell.
Secretary of State: Secretary of Defense Attorney General
John Bolton Former Gen. Mike Flynn Gov. Chris Christie
Sen. Bob Corker Rep. Duncan Hunter Jr. Attorney General Pam Bondi
Sen. Jeff Sessions Stephen Hadley Sen. Jeff Sessions
Sen. Bob Corker Former Sen. Jim Talent Former Mayor Rudy Giuliani
Now John Bolton as Sec State makes me laugh my ass off, but I’d bet Newt, either one would be good but Bolton would make the We’re Better And Smarter Than You Party just about have apoplexy. I’d actually miss having Boehner in Congress just because I’d love to see Bolton make him cry.
Gen. Flynn as Sec Def is all about teh awesome.
And there’s only one choice for AG, Benito Giuliani. Match him with John Bolton at State and the freaking out of The We’re Better And Smarter Than You Party would be almost as awesome as watching lefties cry for the last two days has been.
If Trump builds the wall, undoes all Obama’s executive orders and imperial memos and makes Giuliani AG his POTUSy would be all about teh awesome.