That Dog Has My Ball

Posted: November 10, 2016 by veeshir in Trump


WASHINGTON, DC - SEPTEMBER 18: US Vice-President Joe Biden looks on during a bilateral meeting between President Obama and President Petro Poroshenko of Ukraine in the Oval Office of the White House September 18, 2014 in Washington, DC. The two leaders held a bilateral meeting to discuss a strategic aid package for Ukraine for its battle with pro Russian separatists. (Photo by Olivier Douliery-Pool/Getty Images)

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Now, a post.


I’m really just trying not to laugh my ass off. I’m not overly excited that Trump won but I am loving watching Hillary fans lose it.

They think they’re going to Start A Revolution!!!!! Because They Have The Power!!!!!!!!

No, you don’t, and banging your sippy cups on your high-chairs is hilarious.

I’m still winding down from that election, so let’s look at what Buzzfeed claims is a list of Trump cabinet members. I’m not sure where they got it, but it looks a lot more accurate than something Buzzfeed could ever manage to make up.


There are a bunch of business people for some positions, but I’m just gonna list the three that make the black cockles of my heart swell.

Secretary of State:                 Secretary of Defense                                      Attorney General

John Bolton                          Former Gen. Mike Flynn                                Gov. Chris Christie


Sen. Bob Corker                   Rep. Duncan Hunter Jr.                                   Attorney General Pam Bondi

Sen. Jeff Sessions                 Stephen Hadley                                                   Sen. Jeff Sessions

Sen. Bob Corker                   Former Sen. Jim Talent                                     Former Mayor Rudy Giuliani



Now  John Bolton as Sec State makes me laugh my ass off, but I’d bet Newt, either one would be good but Bolton would make the We’re Better And Smarter Than You Party just about have apoplexy. I’d actually miss having Boehner in Congress just because I’d love to see Bolton make him cry.

Gen. Flynn as Sec Def is all about teh awesome.

And there’s only one choice for AG, Benito Giuliani. Match him with John Bolton at State and the freaking out of The We’re Better And Smarter Than You Party would be almost as awesome as watching lefties cry for the last two days has been.

If Trump builds the wall, undoes all Obama’s executive orders and imperial memos and makes Giuliani AG his POTUSy would be all about teh awesome.


  1. imadenier says:

    there are a lot of droopy pampers out there … Jimmy Kimmel last night had Putin and Trump destroying the moon … FrnakJ has his dream president …

    • veeshir says:

      It’s hard not to laugh at them when they’re so pathetically laughable.

      Although watching the Obama admin get in their last totalitarianisms before Trump takes over is going to be infuriating.
      I just hope Trump is making a list so he can undo as many as possible when he starts.

  2. Paco says:

    “Well, in a way I guess it’ll be good to get out of this place. If only I could figure out how to unlock this door”.

  3. FallGuy says:

    Bolton as SecState and Guiliani as AG!!!! That is a dream team you never could have even contemplated!!!

    I do have to say though, the salty tears of crying lib-tards just seem to make all food taste better these past few days!!!

  4. lumberjack says:

    This is the best outcome I could have hoped for, but there’s still this uneasiness… It’s like we’re at the top of the rollercoaster, just getting ready for the ride down. My instinct is that Trump will be much more stable than he was in campaign-mode. I hope so, because the liberals and globalists will be rocking the car and throwing up on everyone for the duration of this ride.

    • veeshir says:

      Just because it’s the best outcome, doesn’t mean it’s a good one.

      I’m mostly afraid about the Supreme Court, he’s a northeast liberal so there’s a good chance he’ll nominate someone like O’Connor who won’t help us any with the creeping totalitarianism of our federal bureaucratic gov’t.

      But we still got to see the defeat of two political families, Bushes and Clintons, so we have that going for us.

    • Veeshir says:

      It should be interesting at least.

      Watching the media DO THEIR JOB!!!!!!! after sycophanting for 8 years will be infuriatingly comical.

  5. Leonard Jones says:

    So far The Donald is making all the right moves and appears to be sticking to
    his promises. In addition to the list of constructionist SCOTUS picks, he just
    released a name to head up HUD. The guy hates Community Redevelopment,
    which has become nothing more than a slush fund for Democrat politicians,
    and completely opposes the idea of relocating welfare crack-whores and their
    thug offspring in suburban neighborhoods.

    His pick for EPA is a huge global warming skeptic, and Trump promised to
    defund “Climate change” spending completely.

    He already has the dead-wood in both agencies crying in fear of losing their

    And finally he promised to defund all 300 of the sanctuary cities in America.
    See how quick the mayors fold like a cheap suit rather than lose federal

    He keeps this up and I am going to have Chrissy “Tingles” Mathews style
    thrill up my leg!

    • veeshir says:

      I hope you’re right and he dances with who brung him, but a billion times burnt, a trillion times shy.

      Unlike our fine betters, I will restrict myself to bashing or praising him for what he’s done and not what I think he’ll do.

      I also have not like him at all since the 80s, it’s hard for an old dog to learn new tricks.

  6. Leonard Jones says:

    What I see happening is going to shock the foundations of government! One of the
    items on his agenda is about a half dozen major anti-corruption measures. This
    man is world famous for building shit on time and under budget. Think about that
    skating rink in Central Park.

    Now imagine the thoroughly corrupt Democrats and the thoroughly complacent GOP
    handing him a bill to build the border wall. If he sees a dime in pork, kickbacks,
    bribery, etc., his accountants and contractors will call bullshit! We will have a man
    who could not give a rats ass about money, a man who cannot be bought!

    If what I think is going to happen, does happen Trump is going to roll congress over
    with a fucking road roller! And do not doubt me when I say he has probably operated

    If the glass end up half full, I will join you in calling for his removal from office!

    • veeshir says:

      I’m hoping you’re correct but that’s all in the future.
      Right now I’m thinking about what Obama is going to do on his way out the door and that worries me a lot.

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