doubleplusundead

Man, I just cannot work up much of anything, but here’s some stuff that’s pretty darn funny with just a little endy.

 

So in Wisconsin, students at Edgewood College are UNDER ATTACK BY THE FORCES OF INTOLERANCE!!!!!!!!

…being investigated as a hate crime at Edgewood College…

One note—bearing the phrase “Suck it up, pussies!”—was placed on the inside window of the Office of Student Diversity….

A great deal of fear, sadness, and anger among students, faculty, and staff resulted…

 

The Waaaaaambulance must be out of fuel. Which is funny cuz I’ve always thought they ran on liberal tears.

Oh, my mistake.

 

Is the FBI actually paying attention to what’s going on in the US these days? Are they  finally going to start cracking down on the Dem front groups causing all the violence and spewing all the hate?

The FBI is alerting law enforcement officials across the country that there is concern about a potential terrorist attack around Thanksgiving or the Inauguration, CBS News’ Jeff Pegues reports.

The alert specifically warned of homegrown terrorists and cited shopping malls, special events and other crowded venues as possible targets

That’s a little confusing. When the current Dept. of “Justice” assholes say, “Homegrown”, they mean either me or ‘refugees’ working for terror groups from the old country.

Now, if they were paying attention to BLM, ANSWER and the rest of the permanent rioting occutardish left, they might actually be doing some good. But since it’s still Obama’s DO”J”, look forward to lefty front groups trying to screw up any good time that could be had by people they hate (Americans).

 

Now, I’m not defending this, but I do understand it.

revealed migrants set fire to the hall in anger that chocolate spread and confectionery was available at the buffet in daylight hours. “There isn’t enough Nutella, Gummibears, and chocolate,” they shouted.

Out of Nutella? That’s just pushing them too far.

 

As our fine media betters are screeching about one of Trump’s picks, Bannon, being anti-semitic (with no actual proof, just because), they’re ignoring Keith Ellison’s ties to terrorist groups.

Ellison has associated with the Muslim American Society, a Virginia-based group founded by Muslim Brotherhood members in 1993 to act as the “overt arm of the Muslim Brotherhood in the United States,” according to federal prosecutors in 2007. The United Arab Emirates recently added the group to a list of terrorist organizations.

 

That’s the good anti-semitism, just like terrorism against Israel isn’t really terrorism.

 

Via Second City Cop, we see the real terrorists.

 just weeks after he (Ald. Howard Brookins, V) gave a fiery City Council speech decrying the menace of “aggressive squirrels.”

Out cycling on the Cal-Sag Trail on Nov. 13, Brookins was jumped by a kamikaze squirrel that leapt into the front wheel of his bike and lodged himself in the spokes, sending the alderman flying over the handlebars.

The attack cost the squirrel its life and left Brookins needing surgery and other treatment for a broken nose, a fractured skull and five or six teeth that were knocked out in the accident.

 

Kagogi the Destroyer was heard to say,

 

Now, let’s end on something that, no matter how much Trump pisses me off, will never stop being funny.

 

 

Obama with his “mic drop” at the end makes it.