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Or just really endy to go with the hilarity?

You Make The Call!

Now, anything you read that says, “Trump’s gonna (do this!)!!!!!”, there’s no way to even judge the odds of it happening. It might even be an accurate quote from Trump, but that doesn’t mean he’s gonna do it.

This seems unlikely but it’s one that I really hope happens.

Foreign governments will be encouraged to investigate the Clinton Foundation’s finances, as many are already turning off money spigots to the scandal-scarred group, The Post has learned.

A source close to President-elect Donald Trump’s…

If only to watch the media defend her against starving, HIV-positive Haitians they screwed over when they can’t ignore it.

 

I’ve seen everybody say, “Obama throws Hillary under the bus!!!!” on this story, but I see it as nothing new for Obama.

Obama added, “There are some counties maybe I won that people didn’t expect because people had a chance to see you and listen to you and get a sense of who you stood for and who you were fighting for.”

If only she’d explained her brillyents better, them stupid hicks in flyover country would have known how to vote, because unless Hillary shows up personally to tell them about her awesome plans for corruption and dishonesty, they won’t know about it because nobody covered it.

We’ve disappointed Obama. Again.

 

This one makes me laugh my ass off.

Minitrue outlet, the Hill, asks, “Will Obama hold fire on Trump?”

They start out with this to get it over with so we can get to the meat of the problem.

President Obama is grappling with the difficult question of how to handle his successor, Donald Trump, after he leaves office in January.

Obama has frequently lauded former President George W. Bush for moving off the political stage to give him space to govern, a courtesy he says he wants to extend to Trump.

Now, if I’d written that I’d have stopped there after writing, “That’s what he should do.”, but then, there aren’t many people who don’t suckophant at Obama who work for the Hill.

Then they get to where they explain that it’s different.

But Obama knows he is being replaced by a president who’s vowed to roll back many of his core policies and whose worldview could not be more different from his own.

Cuz you know, Obama was so sympatico with Bush.

Jeez, Obama spent all his time blaming Bush for everything and Bush mostly kept his mouth shut. Cheney returned serve a couple times, but that’s it.

The funniest part? They  believe their ‘logic’ and they further believe that anybody who disagrees is a hate-filled, Trump-worshipping, ignorant, fascist-moron.

High-larious.

 

One of the reasons we have Trump is because of the way our fine media betters lie so blatantly and often.

During the election some people had the unmitigated gall to point out the media’s dishonesty. So what’s a minitrue to do?

Attack anybody who doesn’t agree with their community-based reality! They have their “fake news” talking point from journolist but the Wash Post felt it should go the extra kilometer and let their peeps know who to ignore.

“The way that this propaganda apparatus supported Trump was equivalent to some massive amount of a media buy,”said the executive director of PropOrNot, who spoke on the condition of anonymity with the Post.

“It was like Russia was running a super PAC for Trump’s campaign.”…

 

They  list Pravda so they can defend their list, but then they have Ron Paul, Drudge and the Gates of Vienna and more. Not only do they refuse to learn a lesson, they’re refusing to admit they might examine their practices.

 

The media’s standard standard can be very darn funny.

Now that their Golden Cow lost, they’re all in on a recount as they zoom in on 200 assholes in sheets supporting Trump while ignoring the murderous violence of the Dems’ front groups.

That’s about as endy as funny, but very darn funny.

This is the visual part of the post.

Today’s ‘cognitive’ dissonance comes from my favorite ‘stan, SondraKi.

Both statements, next to each other like that, make sense to her supporters.

Some more Jill Stein

She needs $millions to find out when the state deadline passed! If only there was a resource on the Internet that would allow you to ‘search’ for information stored therein.

The funniest part? The people who give her money would call me an asshole for making fun of this successful con artist whose marks are demanding she take their money.

 

This wouldn’t be so much funny as wrong, except it’s about a Russian puppet our fine media betters are busy showing they love.

As the puppy blender and  NY Post note, Castro and his thugocrats lived large while Teh Peepul starved.

That’s pretty much socialism’s goal. How can they feel good about themselves unless they live much better than the serfs who need their direction?

I will say that it’s nice to see Castro and Che together again only now they’re good commies!

 

I’m actually sad the election is over for one, important, reason.

The peer-reviewed study – entitled “Measure of Impulsive Thrust from a Closed Radio-Frequency Cavity in a Vacuum” – notes that the machine designed to generate thrust by bouncing microwaves around inside a cone-shaped copper chamber does so “over two orders of magnitude higher” than other forms of zero-propellant propulsion like light sails, laser propulsion and photon rockets.

So instead of using inefficient rocket fuel to send spacecraft throughout the solar system, thrust is generated by those bouncing microwaves inside a chamber without a propellant or exhaust: a finding that flies in the face of Sir Isaac Newton’s third law of motion that for every action, there’s an equal and opposite reaction.

I guarantee that they were working on that engine at a feverish pace in an attempt to have a workable space drive to get the hell off this planet.

Oh well, maybe a bunch of the researchers are Hillary supporters.