Archive for December, 2016

First, some whoppers!

Shouting Match Erupts Between  Clinton and Trump aides

I guess, but that formulation is very dishonest. That’s like saying ‘Punches flew between two men’ when one was sitting there and the other ran up and started punching him and the first guy fought back.

So the Clinton asshole said

“If providing a platform for white supremacists makes me a brilliant tactician, I am proud to have lost,” she said. “I would rather lose than win the way you guys did.”

Some asshole calls me names and I’m gonna reply. A better headline would be, “Sore-loser, Clinton surrogate picks fight with Trump surrogate.”

 

Stein recount goal raised for fourth time!

Green Party presidential candidate Jill Stein has yet again raised the fundraising goal for an attempted vote recount in three battleground states and is currently seeking $9.5 million for the effort.

Why, it’s almost as if it’s a scam! I know, whodathunk the Green Party ran scams?!?!?!?! I mean, they’re so pure and honest and global warmmongery!

 

A  question, how is this

The decision to remove “The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn” by Mark Twain and “To Kill A Mockingbird” by Harper Lee came after a parent filed a complaint, WAVY reported. The parent cited excessive racial slurs as the reason for wanting the books banned, Superintendent Warren Holland told the news station.

Any different from the Taliban blowing up  idols from non-Islamic religions?

I’ll tell you how, Buddhist figures represent Buddhism, Huckleberry Finn is the opposite of racist, just like Blazing Saddles, but lefties are all knee-jerk, simplisme, non-nuancy children.

 

Obama is such a cipher. We’ve all long wondered if he’s incompetent or malicious, but for his post-POTUSy we’re going to have to wonder if he’s really that stupid. 

US President Barack Obama has urged his successor Donald Trump to stand up to Russia if it deviates from US “values and international norms”.

Mr. ‘I’ll have more flexibility after the election’ is telling Trump to stand up to Putin. After Joe Biden talked about cyber war against Russia, Obama had this to say

He also warned against a cyber arms race, saying there was clear proof Russia had engaged in cyber attacks.

What a putz.

 

This sounds far too likely.

Human rights groups have reacted with horror after EU member states approved draconian new anti-terror laws which critics have warned could be used to suppress eurosceptic movements by force.

In a rare show of universal anger seven leading civil rights movements tore into unelected Brussels bureaucrats over the shadowy plot, warning that it endangers “fundamental rights and freedoms” including the right to protest.

Betcha they wished they’d kept their guns.

The funniest part is that EUnuchstanian oligarchs won’t talk about Islamic terrorism, so you know the terrorism they’re talking about is Brexit-type stuff and probably the Jews. (They hate Jews more than they hate me).

 

This is just funny.

It’s time for the FBI to conduct a detailed investigation into the violence and political thuggery that continue to mar the presidential election’s aftermath. A thorough probe of the protests—to include possible ties to organizations demanding vote recounts—will give the Bureau’s integrity-challenged director, James Comey, a chance to sandblast his sullied badge.

Jeebus. Obama’s Dept. of “Justice” does not go after Democrats. Where has this fool been? I am happy the FBI tried to undo their whitewash in the last days of the election, but a few indictments would do a lot toward repairing the rule of law.

So I don’t expect any indictments unless Trump fires everybody GS-12 and up in the DO”J” and replaces them with Free Republic commenters.

 

A conundrum.  Chicago jails are empty and yet, crime is up!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

What’s up with that? I mean between that and outlawing guns, you’d think everything would be peaches and bourbon.

 

This one is high-larious.

Samford University recently declined to recognize a prospective Young Americans for Freedom (YAF) chapter because of the group’s “inflammatory” anti-communist stance.

So saying bad things about a murderous ideology is verboten?

The Sharon Statement, adopted in 1960, begins by asserting that the fundamental role of government is to protect the rights and liberties of its citizens, and declares that “the forces of international Communism are, at present, the greatest single threat to these liberties,” adding that “the United States should stress victory over, rather than coexistence with, this menace.”

Ummmm, communism, by its very definition, is against individual rights. It’s right there in the fucking name. Wherever commies take over, rights go away.

 

The best reason for Trump.

With the announcement of Trump’s triumphant (Trumphant?) Carrier deal, the word that occurs to me—not for the first time—is “showman.”

Jerry Pournelle, in one of his Falkenburg’s Legion books, writes something like, ‘By the end of the 20th century, the traits necessary to become POTUS were not the traits that would make one a good POTUS.”

I was just thinking about this last night. Trump is actually the perfect POTUS. All he has to do is look good talking on TV and hire people who know what they’re doing.

Obama looked good talking on TV, but he hired a bunch of idiots and fools (and Hillary, a corrupt, foolish, ignoramus).

Bush had a good crew, so did Ronnie Raygun. Clinton had grifters and lefty idjits but he controlled the second pretty well.

Yeah, sometimes I just want the world to go away. I call those days, “Everyday”.

Let’s see what’s going on out there now that Trump won.

CNN makes me laugh, they’re so consistently leftist.

As eastern EUnuchstan is worrying about Russia attacking, CNN knows who’s to blame. No, not the Jews, that’s so 2015.

It’s Trump of course.  I was flipping by CNN earlier while they were talking about this and their correspondent ended by saying something about, “war looms on the horizon as Trump is close to being POTUS.”

No mention of Obama’s fecklessness and Hillary’s idiocy, but in that last story about how we are sending troops back to Norway, they manage to make it look like Trump’s fault. CTRL F gets you 12 mentions or Trump, most of which are about how he’s weakening NATO, Obama returns 0.

It’s funny how all that’s wrong in the world went from being Bush’ fault to being Trump’s fault. Well, not funny so much as ‘Fake News’.

 

Let’s keep making fun of CNN. This is a perfect trifecta of tone-deafness, ignorance and hatred of America.

Americans should wear hijabs to show solidarity with Muslim women who fear being attacked for wearing the religious head covering, CNN anchor Alisyn Camerota

Yeah, see, women are attacked for not wearing that, not for wearing it. If they want to make an impact, they should go to Saudi Arabia and get women to stop wearing it in solidarity with women who fear being attacked for not wearing their sack-o-slavery.

Alisyn was on Foxnews for a long time, this shows that Foxnews hires from the same brain-dead pool of blow-dried teleprompter readers.

Which leads to Megyn Kelly might “jump to CNN!!!!”

My prediction? Outrage-monger/Trump-hater, Megyn will have high ratings initially (first week or two) and then, back to CNN’s normal third place slot while whoever replaces her will have good ratings. CNN just cannot out-lefty MSNBC and most people are sick of fake-news.

 

Also totally not Obama’s fault? The resurgence of the Persian empire.

The assimilation of militias into state armies in Syria, Iraq and Lebanon does not mean handing over the keys of local government to these Iranian militias. On the contrary, by being part of the Syrian, Iraqi and Lebanese regular forces, these militias will control — on Tehran’s behalf — their respective armies, and by extension the governments behind these armies….

So big deal, it’s not as if there’s some sort of historical example of this.

The model of local kings, historically known as satraps in ancient Iran, is an old Persian scheme. After invading neighboring territories and forcing their leaders to concede, rulers of ancient Iran would keep the local king in power, on the condition that the king pledges allegiance to the Iranian king (Shah in Persian). Thus the Iranian ruler became the King of Kings (Shahnshah).

Too bad Rome and Greece are too broke to scare up some legionnaires or hoplites.

On the plus side, they will be fighting against Constantinople, Pharoah and the Arabian peninsula, which hasn’t worked out well for Persians in the past.

 

In EUnuchstanian hilarity, Geert Wilders is on trial for Hate-Speech!!!!!!!!! for a fairly milquetoast statement

based on a speech he delivered in 2014 calling for “fewer Moroccans” in the country.

The Economist knows Why You Get Trump

The trial is scheduled to start on October 31st, and if past precedent is any guide, it will lead to a boost in the PVV’s popularity.

as he’s poised to become Prime Minister.

His party is now the biggest party in the Dutch polls. With elections coming up in March 2017, the populist politician seems to be on track to become the Netherlands’ next prime minister.

 

The EUnuchs might have underestimated their serfs as much as our fine betters in the We’re Better And Smarter Than You party have done over here.

 

Kellog’s decides to get all political.

Kellogg says it will no longer advertise on Breitbart.com, the website formerly run by one of President-elect Donald Trump’s top aides, Steve Bannon….

to ensure its ads “do not appear on sites that aren’t aligned with our values as a company.

I’m sure that will work out well for them. I know I’ll look at what I buy and see if it’s from Kellog as I do not like to buy products that are not aligned with my values as a consumer.

 

Freedom Is Scary!

Student Jake Goldberg’s free speech resolution called for an end to campus anti-free speech rules at Tufts, including vague administrative provisos that crack down on the “use of nicknames,” “hurtful words,” “bias-fueled jokes,” “comments on an individual’s body or appearance,” “innuendos of a sexual nature,” “gender bias,” and dozens more similar examples cited in the measure.

But the Tufts Student Senate recently voted 26 to zero with two abstentions to reject the proposal

Unanimously rejecting free speech is seriously scary. I’d bet the two abstentions were afraid of their fine, tolerant, fascist friends.

These are our next generation of Americans. We are so boned.

 

So as a “Never Hillary” type, I won’t be “I told you so”ing, but I might be “I expected that”ing.

Cases in point.

Secretary of the Treasury: Steve Mnuchin, former Goldman Sachs executive and protégé of George Soros.

Secretary of Transportation: Elaine Chao, a.k.a. Mrs Mitch McConnell.

Secretary of Commerce: Wilbur Ross, lifelong Democrat and George Soros BFF.

Secretary of Homeland Security: Michael McCaul, 5 term Congressman and co-sponsor of amnesty legislation in 2015.

 

If he names Romney to anything except Secretary of Being Made Fun Of, the next 4 years are going to be uglier than even I expected as he’ll be universally hated by everybody except the We’re Better And Smarter Than You party.

Regardless, Trump supporters are going to find out that Veeshir’s Iron Law of Politicians is absolute, whenever you like a politician you’ve been successfully conned.

 

club NY! NYC has a culinary HS where budding cunilin….ummm,,, culinarians go to learn to cook. Great plan, except they haven’t paid their gas bill and

With five of the school’s six kitchens unusable, increasingly uninterested students have been forced to learn their craft from dry classroom work rather than stovetop experience.

“430 kids can’t cook,” read a blistering e-mail Wednesday from Nan Shipley, chairwoman of the nonprofit group that supports the school, “Our seniors can’t train for culinary competition. Our freshmen have no idea why they are at the school. The culture of the school is withering on the vine.”

 

They’re spending way too much on crap they’re not supposed to do so they don’t have enough to do what they are supposed to do.

 

In Sarah Jessica Parker news,

Her 2-year-old shoe and apparel line, SJP, will open its first store next week at the brand new $1.2 billion MGM National Harbor casino in Oxon Hill, Md.

DPUD has exclusive pics of her flagship shoe line!

 

sj-parker

 

Troll Level: Trumpian!

A London cafe horrified customers by selling a nut-based smoothie in a swastika-emblazoned bottle — and made matters worse when the drink’s “rogue” creator refused to apologize.

Nin Com Soup was hawking the $4.90 “Nutzy…

Nin com soup. That’s hilarious. And now they’re getting all kinds of free advertising.

It took months to get the OUTRAGE!!! flowing, I bet they started to wonder if they were going to have use a totally evil symbol of hate to get rolling, but luckily they didn’t need to use any Trumpian symbols.

 

The Hottest Year Ever is about to get even more globally wormed!!!!!

While we end November on a warm note here in the eastern US, there are changes unfolding across the Northern Hemisphere that will likely bring a widespread very cold air mass into the US next week. This cold air mass is first going to arrive in Alaska this upcoming weekend with some spots in that state plunging to 40 degrees below zero and way below normal for early December. After that, the cold air dives into the western US during the first half of next week and then it’ll likely blast into the eastern US late next week.  In fact, by the time Saturday, December 10th rolls around, there may be colder-than-normal conditions all the way from Alaska to the southeastern US.  Beyond that, it looks like this colder pattern will indeed have some staying power as we move deeper into the month of December.

Record heat causes it to be cold. I learned that in The Day After Tomorrow.

Since they don’t mention CO2 I’m gonna assume their science is probably not utterly flawed and stupid.

I do thank global warmmongers for that, it makes it easier to figure out who to believe.