And the Acela corridor is gonna get such a facecocking!
Let’s start with some of the least happy people in the country, our fine, totally non-aligned, media betters!
CNN ran a fake news story trying to malign a Trump appointee. I know, I’ll have to narrow that down. A lot. The latest was Tom Price for HHS. It was a lie, as CNN is wont to broadcast, so Trump sent them a letter telling them to correct their lies.
First on CNN: Trump’s Cabinet pick invested in company, then introduced a bill to help it”
Funny , they didn’t seem to be able to tell the truth about the Goldman Sachs revolving door in the Obama admin, where they worked on regulations regulating Goldman Sachs and then went back to work there, but the media is ready, willing and (differently) abled to lie about Trump!
So at least they’re fair in one sense, they lie about both sides, it’s just that they lie to make their favorite party look good and their hated enemy look bad.
The Atlanta-Journal (we hate the) Constitution saw Trump make their congresscritter look like the lying sack of shit he is, so they did what our fine media betters do when Teh Peepul might find out the wrong (true) thing.
In its apparent haste to do so, a pair of journalists at the paper committed a colossal math blunder vastly understating the city’s crime rate. With that mistake, the paper made the city look over 13 times safer than it really is.
They made a “mistake”, which, like all Minitrue mistakes, makes the Dem look good and the Republican look like a liar.
So after more than a year of the media lyingly attack Trump the Columbia “Journalism” Review wants to make sure that Trump doesn’t get all uppity at his media betters.
In these final days before your inauguration, we thought it might be helpful to clarify how we see the relationship between your administration and the American press corps.
Good start, smug, superior and snotty. The three S’ of modern “Journalism”.
. You’ve taken to Twitter to taunt and threaten individual reporters and encouraged your supporters to do the same
Yeah, ones who wrote blatantly dishonest articles, like the asshole above lying about his HHS pick.
I could spend all day on this bit of jackassery, but let’s get to the first lie
You’ve ridiculed a reporter who wrote something you didn’t like because he has a disability.
That’s right, there’s dispute about that, but just go with the worst interpretation of anything to do with Trump, that’s what “Journalists” do.
But while you have every right to decide your ground rules for engaging with the press, we have some, too.
Those are Lie, Lie, Distort and Lie.
Off the record and other ground rules are ours—not yours—to set.
Because they’re Important! and The Arbiters Of What Should Be!! ( of course, if a Dem wants to go off the record, he could just shove them into a closet. )
We decide how much airtime to give your spokespeople and surrogates
Bwahahaahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahaha. Still smarting from giving him all that free campaigning during the election?
The funniest line of the article.
We believe there is an objective truth, and we will hold you to that.
Liars. You will hold him to the community-based TRUTH!!!!!!! that bears little resemblance to reality.
We will set higher standards for ourselves than ever before.
To lie and distort more than ever before! Yeah, we’ve been watching. That’s why we have Trump.
Eh, I could either put that article in its own post or stop here, this one is going to get too long.
I’ll just make fun of CJR using another of their articles. The CJR is to “journalism” what Tom Sawyer is to Aunt Polly’s fence.
They’re writing about how people keep using Duffel Blog as a real news source.
I’d like to make fun of this
has duped multiple outlets with his fake newsflashes….
No, they were not ‘duped’. That implies intent. They were sloppy and wrote articles based on a site despite having never seen it before, they didn’t even click on the “about” link (read that, it’s hilarious) before they ran with their “SCOOPS!”. That’s why we have Shep.
The CJR, all about protecting the lies and laziness of lazy, stupid, ignorant and biased reporters since……so long as I’ve read them.
Speaking of the lying asshole who is famous for being beaten by Democrats, John Lewis!
Trump should shrug off John Lewis’ cookie-cutter insults
No, he shouldn’t. The more he hammers that shit, the more Minitrue defends blatant lies and vicious, dishonest attacks, the more the curtain is pulled back, the less power lying assholes like the CJR, CNN, the rest of Minitrue, the Democratic party, the GOP and the rest of the establishment assholes have over our nation.
Eh, enough minitrue for a while.
Yesterday I wrote about how Obama is making staffers into GS types, I didn’t realize exactly how slimy he was about it.
s, including senior adviser Valerie Jarrett and National Security Adviser Susan Rice….Ben Rhodes was appointed…
With this hopeful bit
“This is entirely consistent with the executive authority that’s vested in the White House
Yeah, I know another POTUS who is itching to use that authority.
President-elect Donald Trump may take four or five (needs more zeroes V) executive actions on Friday, the day he is sworn into office, spokesman Sean Spicer said.
I figure he could work in a few “You’re Fired!”s.
I wonder, will Geneva be so solicitous when Trump comes to visit?
Security blanketed the United Nations’ European headquarters on Wednesday to avoid any risk or embarrassment to visiting Chinese President Xi Jinping, while police swiftly ended a small pro-Tibetan protest on the square outside.
Sorry, I like to make myself laugh. Xi is a respected world leader while Trump is a dangerous demagogue.
Okay, this makes me laugh.
Iowa lawmakers are considering a bill that would allow a woman who gets an abortion to sue the doctor who performed the procedure if she experiences emotional distress later.
The “emotional distress” bit makes me laugh a little more. “Won’t someone think of the poor, distraught, hurting women?”
I’m agin it, but if our fine lefty betters want to be able to sue a gun maker for someone using their product in an illegal manner, a woman should be able to sue a doctor for killing a baby in a legal manner.
For Social Justice!
It’s funny how totally tolerant, non-racists today want all the same things the racist back then wanted. Huh, they’re all Democrats too!?!?
Why, it’s almost as if the Democratic party is the party of racism!
I’m not sure if the story is true (I don’t know the blogger), but it’s TRUE! in a greater sense in that it accurately reflects reality.
…Unlike most parents, he had no interest in calling the parents of my bullies to ‘open up a dialogue’ or some other such tripe. Instead, he planned to teach me to kick a little ass.
My Mother balked at this idea. She didn’t think little girls should be fighting…
When the boys confronted me again, I dared them to mess with me. One ballsy kid lunged towards me with the intent of pushing me down. Quickly, I kicked that kid squarely between the legs with my skate. He crumpled to the ground as I hysterically screamed at his friends, “I’LL EAT YOUR EYES! I’LL EAT ALL OF YOUR EYES!” Terrified, those boys got up and ran like Hell. I’ve never felt so empowered in my entire life.
All the advice is good, I grew up in a bad neighborhood and I had to use much of that. Never show fear, doubt or pain. Do act as if you are eager for the fight.
I feel sorry for those people. So paralyzed by fear of what might happen, that they lack the courage to stand up for themselves or for someone weaker. I refuse to live my life afraid to say what I feel or do what is right because there might be some mysterious villain lurking in the shadows who is bigger and stronger. Better to be dead, than to live your life afraid.
Hmmm, could that last bit be made more pithy?
A Post headline from their wheelhouse.
Broncos hired new coach aware of ‘sleaze ball’ penis-rubbing past (note: he allegedly rubbed his penis on others.)
They live for that shit.
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