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Tomorrow!

One more day of Obama fucking America. I mean ‘actively’ fucking America, he has left plenty of landmines for us to keep us fucked and fucking us for years after he’s left but today is the last day he’ll be officially fucking us as our elected leader. That’s something.

 

Important Update!!!!!!!

Meant to say, I wonder what utterly classless and assholish thing Obama is going to do tomorrow. It’s going to be narcissistic to the point of solipsism but I just can’t figure out what it’ll be. I do figure that CNN and MSNBC already know because they’ll be all over it.

Now, back to our post already in progress.

 

So let’s see what’s what on Obama’s last day.

The Most Transparent Admin Ever!

It was hard not to snicker when one of the beleaguered White House press secretaries would stand in front of the journalist corps and claim that the executive branch was blazing new trails in openness.

I have to disagree with Reason on that one, his admin has been utterly transparent.

You always know what he’s going to do and why (fuck America, cuz he hates the whole concept). You can see right through him.

 

This is a two-fer in the Age of Obama.

The man arrested by Miami Beach police Tuesday for allegedly threatening President-elect Donald Trump online is a member of a prominent northeast family close to Bill and Hillary Clinton.

He once gave $20,000 to the Democratic National Committee, DailyMail.com has learned.

The Dems are the ones who make all the death threats and violence as our fine media betters call me a terrorist and the second perfection is that we have to read about angry, violent Dems in furrin papers.

Speaking of violent Democrats, I saw the story about cops finding a gun in a violin case in DC but I didn’t realize it wasn’t just one gun.

According to sources, who did not examine the items but were at the scene on Wednesday, there were what appeared to be homemade silencers that were also found. The sources said there were also ammunition found inside a 5-gallon bucket as well as a couple of handguns. There were also other ammunition found wrapped in duct tape. Additional weapons were located as well.

So… do you think it’s guns for totally-not-violent thugs (Like St. Trayvon) or preparation for the Inauguration? Either way, you know it’s a Dem constituency. How can I say that? A non-Dem constituent who wanted guns would live in America, they can move a few miles south and be there (for now).

 

As everybody was screeching that Trump was racist for wanting to drain the swamp I thought, “Of course. Racists always want to drain the swamp!”(from 2009)

As the new Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi promised to “Drain the Swamp” after more than ten years of Republican rule in Washington

Of course, I don’t think Trump is a racist (He was the opposite of a racist when he was a Democrat), but I don’t feel like debating that considering the evidence I just provided, the difference being that Nancy didn’t mean it

Now it appears that Nancy Pelosi is actively working to block federal investigations of corrupt democrats in Congress.

It’s a good thing for Dems that’s when Obama took over cuz then they had the Dept. of “Justice” they wanted.

Hopefully Trump means it when he says he going to drain the swamp.

 

Now, I do not like linking to Polieico, but this story is just too hilarious to not link. A mini-fisking, I’ll be in italics. 

Conclusion first,

It’s time to unleash Joe Biden.

It’s always time to unleash Joe Biden, so far as I’m concerned.

But there is one prominent Democrat who can match Trump blow for blow.

Someone who speaks candidly and honestly(yet ignorantly and oh so stupidly, when he says stuff that’s so untrue as to be Obamanian, I really think it’s cuz he’s an ignorant idiot not lying, YMMV).

Someone with media savvy (funniest line? The media ignores his idiocies, that’s not “savvy” that’s giving out gold stars for not crapping your pants),

policy expertise (the man who has been wrong about every policy decision in the last 50 years. It takes expertise to be that consistently wrong) that his plain-spokenness makes accessible (unintelligible and oh so stupid but he’s surely ready to pontificate on anything). Someone who, if my party is smart (okay, that’s the funniest line), they will find a way to deploy in a quasi-official role:

Oh please, please, please. Trump wouldn’t have to even hire a reelection team for 2020, just run commercials of Joe Biden.

 

The last time this is funny and endy (I hope)

The IRS Scandal, Day 1351: Two Federal Judges Order Five Officials To Preserve Emails Sought In FOIA Lawsuits; Judicial Watch Fears Another Lois Lerner Situation As Obama Administration Leaves Power

Who’s gonna enforce those orders? Hopefully Trump’s Dept of Justice. You know they’ll fight it, for “justice”!!!!!!, but I really think Trump is going to fuck hard with the IRS after all the hassles he has to have had over his life.

 

Let’s go to Obama’s political home.

Cause

Former Chicago Police Supt. Garry McCarthy is offering additional criticism about the federal report released last week that slams the Chicago Police Department for pervasive civil-rights violations.

It being Chicago, Effect!

Former Chicago Police Superintendent Garry McCarthy has been subpoenaed in the Jesse Jackson Jr. divorce case.

…The subpoena asks McCarthy to turn over a wealth of information pertaining to a relationship to Sandi — dating back to 2012.

It demands McCarthy turn over records of cash, checks, or property given to Ms. Jackson, including attorney’s fees, groceries, rent or clothing. The subpoena also asks the former superintendent to produce documents detailing what he received from her.

It being America, Hope!

Strike Now Garry

You might as well just come out and tell everyone who saw the video (of a cop shooting a kid 15 or so times that Rahm hid until after the election V)and when they saw it…. Point out the cover-up didn’t come from your office – its came from City Hall and the Department of Law. You have a limited window as the DOJ report is making you a hot commodity.

 

Yup.

580 Students Speak 42 Languages at Buffalo School.

I clicked to see how much that cost a broke NY school district but the story is a glowing tribute to how a Somali who had never been swimming was on the swim team. I’m used to headlines not matching the story, but that headline is pretty much unrelated to the story.

 

R. Daneel Olivaw Sez, $15/hour!

For Fairness!

 

I have to ask a question, but first, the confusion.

You don’t have to be a futurist to connect the dots. Once autonomous driving technology is proven, it’ll be in every car. It’s not hard to imagine that motorists will soon secure sizable insurance discounts for letting the onboard computer do all the driving.

From there, you can envision a not-too-distant future in which you can’t even drive your own car to your vacation destination. So long, great American road trip. That sensation of steering your own vehicle down the road, of feeling the asphalt under your own tires, will be history.

 

Aren’t those cars going to be able to drive on highways?

Except for the steering part, you’ll still feel asphalt, but now there won’t be a driver who misses most of the scenery to concentrate on the road.

I’m looking forward to self-driving cars. Traffic should move much more quickly and accidents should be reduced dramatically. How many people die in car accidents a year? Bye-bye speeding tickets, DWIs and other revenue-generating schemes.

Luddites bother me.

Well, some luddites. This bit of technological ‘advance’ bothers me.

A German inventor has created rape-proof knickers in the wake of a spate of sex attacks.

The underwear comes equipped with a combination lock and a loud alarm which goes off if they are tampered with.

I prefer the accessorized rape whistle.

 

It’s more useful for ex-football players.

Former Detroit Lions cornerback Stanley Wilson II was arrested while naked for the second time in eight months, according to multiple reports.

Wilson was arrested for running around naked outside a private residence Jan. 10 in Portland, Ore., which is where he allegedly tried to break into a home last June and was shot by the owner before being arrested.

See? If you shoot rapists and other violent thugs they either get dead or arrested, if you scare them away, they go off to rape another day. That’s called, “Non-optimal”.

Racists, like commies, are better dead.

 

Vindifuckingcation!

Temperate language has traditionally been considered a social virtue, but new research suggests that people who refrain from swearing are often the most devious and dishonest.

You should see the search terms that get people here. Heck, look at our word cloud on the left side.

I will say that since Aliceh has stopped posting our formerly high position for searches for “sloppy vagina” has dropped way down. It’s fucking embarrassing as shit.