aliceaitch and Moronpundit? Could the boss be far behind? alexthechick? It’s Vintage, Duh?  sockless joe? The professor and Maryann, here on gigglesin island!

Bring Back the Cobs!

But first, let’s tube.

Let’s start with the absolutely funniest item you’ll see all fucking year.

“I am honered [sic] to serve you, the great American People, as your 45th President of the United States!” he wrote from @realDonaldTrump before quickly taking down the misspelled message.

He reposted the tweet with the correct “honored,” but doing so may have violated The Presidential Records Act, which requires the preservation of presidential records, according to reports.

Suddenly the media is interested in destruction of gov’t correspondence. I’d bet they don’t even see their own standard standard. See MPs post below for a proper response.

 

With Harry Reid leaving I guess there’s a despicability vacuum in Congress.

 

You’ll wonder what I mean until you get to 30 seconds. Then you’ll have an urge to spit on her, so put up your screen now.

 

There’s a new sheriff in town.

Most of the 230 rioters arrested after violent protests erupted in Washington D.C. following Donald Trump’s inauguration will be charged with felony rioting, federal prosecutors said on Saturday.

The charge carries a punishment of up to ten years in jail and a $25,000 fine.

 

Awwww, poor widdle snowflakes, they thought felony destruction would be fun and consequence free.

I do think they could use this as a “mitigating circumstances” thing in the sentencing phase.

Broadcast icon Larry King wrote on Twitter Friday that anti-Trump protestors in Washington, DC, took their anger out on his car.

“Protestors in DC smashed the windows of my hired SUV…

That’s a public service right there.

 

Violence at Trump Rally  Kills!

A Nigerian separatist group says the death toll has risen to 20 after a demonstration in support of U.S. President Donald Trump turned into clashes with police.

Nigeria had a Trump rally? That’s pretty cool. Well, except for the AKs and machetes. But then, that’s from another Dem constituency, gov’t thugs.

 

Akbar Britain!

The number of so-called minicab rapes is snowballing to such an extent that a British judge has issued a warning that no woman can expect to be safe while traveling in a cab….

However, a much acclaimed report produced by the London Metropolitan Police Service estimates that on average there are a total of 1,125 sexual assaults, including rapes, each year involving minicab drivers in just London; this works out to approximately 22 sexual assaults against women by taxi drivers each week in England’s capital city alone.

 

That’s how conquerors act.

 

Yeah, this post is NY Post-heavy, but that’s why it’s called a “post”, right?

Body armor of the future could be human hair!!!!!

Now, I don’t like to go against military procurement, but human hair?

Kagogi the Destroyer has the perfect fur for the military.

It’s very soft and fluffy. Not as soft as when he was a puppy, but he’s still soft. It’s very good insulation, he used to sit in the falling snow and get covered. He looked like a snow bank with Batman ears.

And the best part, it cares not for cactii.

tard-dog

He doesn’t rub against them like he’s scratching or shy away like he’s getting stabbed, he just leans against it. Notice the barrel cactus on the right is leaning, he’s pushed it to the side.

As for the saguaro cactus, I call them “caltrop cactii”, as those black stabbers fall and leave a spike sticking straight up. I’ve had them go through my leather flip-flops, through my foot and into my heel-bone. He ignores them. Notice there’s a patch with some Kagogi hair on them and below that the stabbers are worn away.

If his fur can stop that, I figure it’s just a matter of making felt out of it to make it bullet proof.

Now, I don’t know for sure if it’ll stop a bullet, but I do know that when he was a year old or less he was hit by a car, fell out of a second story window down to hard ground and fell out of another second story window down about 8 or so feet to hard, wooden, deck stairs and the only thing he had to show for it was a couple cuts when he was hit by the car.

I figure they could clone him and get all the fur they need. You could knit another dog every week just from what he sheds. You could brush him every day and get a huge a pile of fur from late-spring to early-fall. It’s ridiculous. I do know that every bird nest around here is black. They fight over his fur every morning on my front stoop.

Just don’t let the ‘subjects’ loose. Well, unless you want to devastate a region. He’s not called Kagogi the Destroyer for nothing.

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Comments
  1. Paco says:

    Whoa! Corrected a typo in a Tweet? Quick, impeach him!!!!

  2. veeshir says:

    I know, right? The fate of our Republic hangs in the balance!
    I mean, that’s much worse than every hard drive failing just after they’re subpoenaed!

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