Dammit, they were doing so well.

 

Corruption Will Explode Under Trump!!!!!!!!!

BERLIN — People who turn to populist politicians promising to upset the status quo and end corruption may only be feeding the problem, an anti-corruption watchdog group warned Wednesday.

Transparency International said in its annual Corruption Perceptions Index for 2016 that in countries with populist or autocratic leaders, “instead of tackling crony capitalism, those leaders usually install even worse forms of corrupt systems.”

Man, they’re going all out to get him.

No, corruption explodes under corrupt gov’ts.

Let’s look and see! Now, I could go easy and just check the archives here to do some good, old, Obama/Clinton/typical Dem corruption, but let’s look to the opposite of a populist gov’t.

EUnuchstan!

Corruption is a growing problem in the EU because leaders have been busy dealing with other crises, it’s been claimed.

Those other crises? Started by EUnuch oligarchs.

 

Brazil is not populist but..

A judge, overseeing Brazil’s biggest corruption case, has died after the plane he was travelling in crashed off the coast of Rio de Janeiro.

Huh, I wonder if he knew anything about Clintonorruption?

 

Is this corruption or just a bunch of slimy EUnuchs?

Parliament must vote on whether the government can start the Brexit process, the Supreme Court has ruled.

See, just because they pretend to have a democracy that doesn’t mean that the oligarchs have to listen to votes they don’t like.

I do like this

But the court ruled the Scottish Parliament and Welsh and Northern Ireland assemblies did not need a say.

It’s funny how little the English have changed in the last 10 centuries.

The answer to the first question is, of course, Both! They’re corrupt and slimy!

That is why we have Trump. Of course, Europe doesn’t usually get a Trump, they get Napoleon, Hitler, Attilla, Theodoric and other dictators.

Good luck EUnuchstanian oligarchs!

 

Man do I feel sorry for these poor bastards.

Desertification and poverty, compounded by Boko Haram’s violence, have left 11 million people desperately in need of aid – more than 7 million surviving, if they can, on one meal a day.

Alarm bells about the humanitarian catastrophe in Nigeria, Cameroon, Chad and Niger have been sounded by the United Nations.

So it’s either starve or die under the guns of the Religion of Peace or be forced to be sex slaves for UN ‘Peacekeepers’. That’s some choice.

 

Let’s Trump for a while.

Popcorn‘s a poppin’! We saw the beginning of this yesterday.

 

PRESS: The election was hacked.

TRUMP: There was a lot of voter fraud.

PRESS: That’s ridiculous. Where’s your evidence? I demand an investigation!

TRUMP: Okay, we’ll do an investigation: President Donald Trump Vows to Launch ‘Major Investigation’ Into Alleged Voter Fraud.

Hardee har har har.

I’m watching Spicer’s press conference and the media seems not so interested in an actual investigation. Huh, why it’s almost as if they’re Dem operatives trying to keep Dem voter fraud alive!

 

Okay, this is awesome and necessary.

Trump’s Generals, Pt. 1: President’s security pros replace Obama political ‘hacks’

I can’t wait until Pt. 2, replacing the political generals who Obama wanted to make sure would fire on American citizens.

Is Trump the perfect successor to Obama? It will take someone with a lot of energy and ability to keep his eye on the ball to gut all the socialist/hate-Amerikkka things Obama’s done to our nation.

 

Saying the right things,

Our gross national debt has increased to almost $20 trillion,” Mulvaney said. “That number is so large as to defy description. I choose to look at it another way: to an ordinary American family, that translates to a credit card bill of $260,000. Families know what that would mean for them. It is time for government to learn the same lesson.”

Continuing, Mulvaney said he felt “as a matter of principle” that the debt is problem that requires immediate action.

 

We’re so boned over debt, I hope Trump and his peeps have an idea. Since so many people like to pretend there is such a thing as International Law, is there a provision for bankruptcy? I picture Tillerson letting all his calls go to voicemail.

Asking the question, Do you have to be a conservative to launch a conservative group?

Former presidential candidate Evan McMullin and his running mate Mindy Finn will launch a new conservative group on Wednesday that’s opposed to President Trump,

The answer? Of course not. So long as you can be used to attack Trump you can call yourself whatever the hell you want.

 

The Senate keeps losing Trump’s VA pick’s paperwork!

Sources close to the nominee confirmed that repeated calls to Senate leaders with questions about his claim have so far gone nowhere, since he is immediately placed on hold just seconds after dialing.

Roughly seven hours and 160 iterations of Bernie Sanders singing “Pineapple Pen” later, the only answer Shulkin has received was an automated message explaining that “all Cabinet nominations are confirmed in the order they are received.”

 

Sonomabatch!

 

I didn’t realize that kangaroos were in the Mob! Which leads us to Joey, The ‘Roo, Valachi!

A truck driver who transported kilograms of meth, cocaine and ecstasy from Sydney to Western Australia has been jailed for more than 16 years for his integral part in the interstate syndicate – which was foiled, in part, by a seven-foot kangaroo.

I hope Oz has a  good witness protection program.

 

High Praise! to Harvey for finding an article on Where’s Waldo with links to stories about Where’s Waldo trivia.

I though Rock ‘Em Sock ‘Em Robots: The Movie and Hungry, Hungry Hippos: The TV show were bad, but this is redonculus.

EXCLUSIVE: Seth Rogen and Evan Goldberg are in talks to come aboard Where’s Waldo, the live-action MGM film based on the Classic Media franchise about the wool hatted-kid you spot in the crowd.

Is there nobody in Hollywood who can think? If you gonna have a movie about one-panel comics, how about The Fucking Far Fucking Side or Calvin and Fucking HOBBES@!@!1jihoawefljdkh you stupid sonsomabatches@!@!!@#!

Sorry, I get wound up. Where was I?

Oh yeah, is it me or are these people missing the whole point?

 

Now if I had both eyes, I’m pretty sure I’d be a retired Marine right now so I can generally be counted on to support them, but contrary to popular claims, free beer can be bad beer.

Soon after President Donald Trump signed an executive order to authorize construction of the Keystone Pipeline, a large portion of the nation’s military service members applauded the move as a helpful step towards more accessible domestic beer.

That is until Marine Pvt. Jeff Ertley visited the existing length of pipeline while on leave and was disappointed to discover the 1,179-mile pipeline is actually not full of Keystone Light.

 

Jebus. Life is too short to drink horse piss. We should have kept Germany or Belgium if we wanted good beer.

 

 

 

 

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