Our Hate Is Pure!

Posted: January 28, 2017 by veeshir in Fun With Media, Notes on the Revolution, The Funniest Middle Of Civilization Ever!, Trump

Surprising nobody, Chuck Todd admits the obvious

NBC’s Chuck Todd confessed that he and others in the mainstream news media played down just how despised Hillary Clinton was in the heartland…

Then denies it.

…due to the fear of appearing “sexist.”

No, you played it down because you were trying to get the Golden Cow elected and lying about her was your best chance. Although an alternate explanation would be, “Due to fear of our fine, tolerant lefty friends ripping us limb from limb if we told the truth about the Golden Cow.

 

I am sorry I missed this one last week.

White House press secretary Sean Spicer told the Washington Post in August that he chews and swallows a massive amount of Orbit’s cinnamon flavored gum.

A Google news search of “cinnamon gum” leads to numerous stories written this week about the press secretary’s habit, which Spicer has said has been cleared by his personal doctor. Trevor Noah even took time out of his failing broadcast to “mercilessly skewer” Spicer for chewing so much gum.

Some outlets such as Washingtonian, which put six reporters  on the task…

Seriously? Gum-gate? They’re just flailing around, trying to make something, ANYTHING!!!!, stick.

 

I guess it depends on what you mean by that.

Media’s Trump hysteria is doing more harm than good

So what’s he mean?

Though these “scoops” sound jaw-dropping, they often fall apart the moment an ounce of scrutiny is applied. This is obviously bad for consumers who just want the news. It’s also bad for an industry whose credibility is already greatly diminished.
But rather than learning from experience, and applying a greater measure of caution to sensational-sounding news reports, many in the press are still rushing to share stories that keep turning out to be overblown.

I’d say it’s working to make journalists look like the partisan lying sacks of ignorant shit they are, so it’s doing much more good than harm. Identifying a problem is the first step in putting all those assholes on unemployment.

 

The funniest part, for me, is watching them screech about Trump Destroying Press Freedom after 9 years of Obama’s assault on a fully compliant media. It was ridiculous for him to attack them, but he’s a Chicago-machine fuckhead, that’s what they do.

But if we’re to take these apostles of press freedom seriously, they should first explain why the Trump Administration is worse than the Obama Administration.

After all, the Obama Administration literally tried imprisoning an uncooperative journalist, monitored journalists’ every digital move, and “hammered” at least one challenging reporter with IRS audits.

Shove your hate and lies up your ass Minitrue.

He had probably one tough interview in 9 years, and how did it go?

Shortly after I did my April 2012 interview with President Obama, my wife, friends and some viewers suggested that I might need to watch out for the IRS.
I don’t accept “conspiracy theories”, but I do know that almost immediately after the interview, the IRS started hammering me.
At the time, I dismissed the “co-incidence”, but now, I have concerns … after revelations about the IRS targeting various groups and their members.
Originally, the IRS apologized for red-flagging conservative groups and their members if they had “Tea Party” or “patriot” in their name.
Today, there are allegations that the IRS focused on various groups and/or individuals questioning or criticizing government spending, taxes, debt or how the government is run … any involved in limiting/expanding government, educating on the constitution and bill of rights, or social economic reform/movement.

But Trump is The Worst Thing Ever because he treats the media like the lying sacks of partisan shit they are.

 

Let’s look at our fine media betters’ standard standard.

It’s been funny watching them have to admit that the Billion Wymyn’s March was a leftist/partisan progfest, but they’re still trying to hide the hate and evil coming from it.

linda-sarsour-hate-tweet

Ayaan Hirsi Ali is a victim of female, genital mutilation. In other words, some 7th century savage already savaged her vagina with a piece of broken glass.

The worst evil our media does is hide the evil of people who would happily behead them for their views.

This article wonders why our fine media betters treat billionaire preppers differently from non-super-rich preppers.

I’ll explain. They suck the dick of lefties and hate people who don’t believe in their religion.

 

Something else our fine media betters are uninterested in, Democrat-Voter-Fraud.

Illegal alien voters combined with dead and “multiple state” voters could easily explain Clinton’s “popular vote” margin over Donald Trump in the 2016 presidential election, especially considering that her “victory” came from Democratic-controlled counties known for illegal immigration and loose voter ID laws such as in New York and California.

“A report by the Pew Center on the States finds that more than 1.8 million dead people are currently registered to vote, and 24 million registrations are either invalid or inaccurate,” NPR reported in 2012, which is ironic given how NPR is heavily controlled by Democrats.

And many of the dead, registered voters somehow keep voting Democrat from beyond the grave, most recently in Philadelphia, Penn. and Colorado.

The dead and illegals vote Democrat, except in Mississippi, where GOP types like Haley Barbour, act like Dems (as we can recall from the run-off where they bused in Dem voters to beat the Republican),

 

Law & Order: Special EUnuchs Unit!

 

A popular crime drama on German state TV featured a storyline where a group of ethnic Germans molested a Muslim woman in the streets.

The show, named “Tatort,” aired earlier this month on the taxpayer funded ARD network.

“Notice that this whole episode focuses on evil right-wingers and a bunch of happyfaced refugees,” the YouTube uploader wrote in the description to the video.

“In fact they show this woman getting beaten up after having tried to apply at the German Police. Just wat.”

Because they always have to have the same “twist” where the real terrorists are westerners.

Taxpayer funding for a show that hates on taxpayers is a nice touch.

By “Nice” I mean, “That’s why we have Trump.”

 

Thank Heaven for Maria the Dildo-Dipper! Minitrue is going to need a lot of woobies from all the losing they’re going to be doing.

 

For the rest of us, The universe giveth!

There are Giant Clouds of Alcohol Floating in Space…

the cloud is 1000 times larger than the diameter of our solar system. It contains enough ethyl alcohol to fill 400 trillion trillion pints of beer. To down that much alcohol, every person on earth would have to drink 300,000 pints each day—for one billion years.

And the Universe taketh away!

Sadly, for those of you planning an interstellar pub crawl, the cloud is 58 quadrillion miles away (10,000 light-years V, loose shit fixed). It’s also a cocktail of 32 compounds, some of them as nasty as carbon monoxide, hydrogen cyanide, and ammonia.

 

Sonomabatch.

 

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Comments
  1. Leonard Jones says:

    Regarding Maria the Dildo Dipper, My father was a field service air compressor
    mechanic in the Los Angeles area. His job took him to businesses and factories
    all over the So Cal area. Of these, was a company that bottled “Motion lotion” in
    dick shaped “Containers.” When he moved on, he left a message on his bosses
    desk: “Here’s a big cock for a big cock-sucker” and put the plastic member on
    the top of his note!

  2. imadenier says:

    … “8-year-old Yemeni girl ‘shot in neck’ and dies in Trump’s first foreign operation” …honestly …where does he find the time… he’s at inauguration parties… he’s flying Air Force one to Philly … he’s signing huge stacks of executive orders … I’m exhausted…

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