doubleplusundead

 

We’ve on the crazy train folks and it’s the express.

Palestinian officials are demanding an apology after the new United Nations chief told Israel Radio that the Temple destroyed by the Romans was a Jewish temple.

No, really.

 

Terrorists are committing acts of terror in Muslim countries and fleeing to EUnuchstan to hide.

A Tunisian asylum-seeker arrested in Germany on suspicion of planning an attack, is also wanted by Tunisia over links to an assault on the Bardo museum in Tunis.

But limiting ‘refugees’ is the worst thing in the history of ever.

 

Trump’s screwing with CNN.

“I’m not going to sit around and engage with people who have no desire to actually get something right,” he said during an event at George Washington University this week.

Trump administration officials have been conspicuously absent on CNN since the middle of January while appearing on many other news shows.

That’s hilarious. They haz sad faces.

 

I will say that I’m wondering what he’s going to do to the IRS. The only thing he’s done so far is tell them to drop the “mandate”, but what’s he going to do to drive them around the bend? I can only assume it’s going to be awesome as he’s taking so long to get it rolled out.
If there’s one thing a successful businessman in America hates it’s the IRS and now Trump is their boss. He doesn’t even need Congress for most of it, they work directly for him.

Oh man am I looking forward to that.

 

NBC is going to be the next Foxnews!!!!!

You know, except they’ll be the “Left-wing Foxnews!!!!!!!!!”, because we don’t have enough left-wing agit-prop outlets.

If they think hiring Megyn Kelly is a way to become conservative, well, that’s just funny.

 

Chicago is taxing bags at grocery stores.  First, gonna juxtapose two quotes

Beginning Wednesday, you’ll have to pay 7 cents for a bag at many stores across the city — the latest effort to try to cut down on the use of disposable bags.

The new tax replaces the former plastic bag ban,…

What: It applies to both paper and plastic bags.

It’s to save the Earth From Plastic Bags!!!!!!!!! so we’re going to charge for paper bags too.

But this is why I linked.

Is anyone exempt?: Yes. The tax doesn’t apply to bags use (sic)to carry items bought with federal food stamp benefits.

 

That ain’t right. Although… with the recent upsurge in food-stamp usage, I’m gonna guess a lot of people will not be paying it.

 

What the hell happened to Harley? Is their marketing target SJW?

A visit to the Harley-Davidson factory in Milwaukee by President Trump has been canceled over the company’s worry that there might be protests related to his immigration and refugee ban, an administration official told CNN on Tuesday.

 

Why the  hell would they care? Hell, put out an announcement that Harley riders will get a free Harley cup or shirt and they’d have about a thousand ‘counter-protesters’ in short order.

 

If Trump wants to send CNN totally around the bend he should reverse all Obama-care waivers.

Are Obamacare waivers Constitutional?

I know Obama can pardon people, but can he also say “Go ahead and break the law”?

Seriously, isn’t that what non-US-Constitution countries do? Aren’t we a nation of laws?

Can he give out waivers for murder, barratry and loitering too?

I know he can pardon you afterward, but how is it legal to say, “Go ahead and break the law that we all declared to be the Most Important Thing Ever or We Were All Gonna Die!“?

At this point, what does Constitutionality matter?

Take away all waivers and give waivers to all people who didn’t have one. Let’s see Minitrue explain how it was OK for Obama to waiverize but IT’S THE END OF THE REPUBLIC!!!!!!! if Trump does it. Then Trump gets to make fun of them even more.

 

Okay, this one makes me laugh.  I always love ‘hoist on your own retard’ stuff.

Thousands of angry demonstrators gathered outside Sen. Chuck Schumer’s luxury Brooklyn apartment building — holding up signs and chanting “What the f–k, Chuck?!” — to protest his lukewarm stance on President Trump’s cabinet picks.

“Senator Schumer needs to know we’re watching him,” fumed Brad Wolchansky, a 40-year-old soccer coach from Flatbush who was carrying a cardboard cutout of a giant eye on Tuesday night.

The Dems have their supporters so wound up and violent that they’re going to have to DO SOMETHING!!!!!!! or be torn limb from limb.

Moderation when fighting Worse Than Hitler is a sin against Goodthink!

 

What with all the fooforaw over Trump’s picks, I didn’t realize he had already EO’d Obamacare! Apparently the rollout wasn’t well thought out.

During a special session called for by President Trump on the day of his presidential inauguration, House and Senate leaders repealed Obamacare and replaced it with a system run by the VA, sources say. Now just days after Trump’s inauguration, the incredible efficiency of VA health care has claimed the lives of more than nine million people in hospitals across America.

 

It’s not funny cuz it’s true.