Dammmit, I can’t believe Trump blew this one.
He should let loose his inner monkey/chucacubra thing
and asked, “What would Howard Stern do?”
Howard won an award that he thought was ridiculous and just a way to get him to come to their award show to up the ratings, so he sent Beetlejuice to accept it.
Trump should have sent someone totally ridiculous that the fine, tolerant, ignorant, hate-filled assholes of our fine media would not be able to get OUTRAGED!!!! over even as (s)he made a mockery of their little circle-jerk. Like some drug-addled, transgender, meth-addicted hooker.
Trump doesn’t miss many opportunities but he surely blew one with that. Oh well. Maybe next year. You don’t want to use your best stuff too early in your term.
Their response?
White House Correspondents' Association responds to Trump not attending thr.cm/F9Rkqo https://t.co/Af71oDvGo6—
Hollywood Reporter (@THR) February 25, 2017
I wonder, as they’re sucking their own dicks/”Spotlighting The Best Political Journalism Of The Past Year!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”, will they highlight Catherine Herridge’s work on uncovering Clinton Corruption?
Sorry, I should warn you when I write something that ridiculous. I’m sure they’ll be too busy applauding some lying asshole who made up one of the fake news stories that wasn’t immediately debunked.
Speaking of fake news, with thanks to Paco
Wash Post hires John Podesta! for that hard-hitting, non-partisan, political commentary we can expect from your average, dishonest, lying, equivocating, bullshit-artist Clintonista. That should go a long way in repairing their reputation!
But this isn’t just about one Minitrue outlet, it’s about two!
From the Hill
Podesta became a household name after emails from his personal account, some of which were critical of Hillary Clinton, were dumped before the election by WikiLeaks. The Trump campaign seized on some of them as evidence of collusion between some members of the media and the Clinton campaign.
The Hill knows that collusion talk is just crazy talk! And they have John Podesta to back them up!
Tools.
I keep seeing this Tucker Carlson quote and people, elite people from elite schools, seem to think it’s “profound” or some other stupid shit like that.
“Look, it’s really simple,” Carlson says. “The SAT 50 years ago pulled a lot of smart people out of every little town in America and funneled them into a small number of elite institutions
Ummmm, no. Those universities have always taken the rich and elite, so people who weren’t so connected did not go to those “elite” schools to be all elitified.
Unless by “small number” he’s talking about a few hundred. Just because someone had a 1300 on their SAT (1400 used to be the max, 700 english/700math) that didn’t mean they were going to Harvard or whatever other ‘elite’ school he’s talking about. Lots of those people ended up at state schools because they couldn’t afford to be ‘elite’, just smart.
Those are the ‘truths’ people from ‘elite’ schools tell themselves, they’re better and smarter than the rest of us.
They don’t get around the hoi polloi much so they don’t risk having a farmer in Upper Nowhere, Flyover Country show them that perhaps they aren’t all that “elite”.
Yeah, I have a chip on my shoulder over smug, superior idiocies like that. I was going to ignore it but I keep seeing it. On blogs of people who went to the “elite” schools Tucker’s talking about.
In conclusion, you can tell Tard Dog is getting old. These birds are fighting over his leftover dry-food. As he sleeps less than 3 feet away on the other side of a palm tree.
Yes, a dove eats his food.
First the bunny rabbits used to just hop on by while he was sleeping and now birds are fighting over his food.
He should be embarrassed, but he isn’t. He’s asleep.
doubleplusundead 
It might have been fun to send General James Mattis to the WH Correspondents’ Dinner. Imagine him dropping one of his famous lines: “If you f**k with me, I’ll kill you all”. And all the venal little squirts in attendance would know that he meant it, too.
That might be going to far, we want to laugh at their OUTRAGE!!!!!, if he sent Mattis there wouldn’t be a dry seat in the house.
Although…maybe watching a roomful of Brave! journolists piss their pants would be pretty darn funny.
Trump has been playing the liberal media like a cheap violin from the moment he
announced his candidacy! Love him or hate him, the next 4 years are going to
be entertaining!
In theory, I’m not in favor of a president who’s a reality show star, in actuality it’s what America needs so we can see very clearly how poorly we’ve chosen our leaders.
“leeches all the empathy out of your society” is the key phrase for me, Veesh. It’s one way to explain the Clintons: if they’d stayed home they might have done some good to their communities. But instead you could argue they were born sociopaths.
I don’t know your system well. The Tucker Carlson quote describes my own circle over here who started out working class 40-50 years ago, but many now are a donkey chorus braying about “rednecks”. Most of us were the first in our families to be educated. Especially the women, who used to be attached to their roots. What made them so heartless?