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New DNC Chair Tom Perez Has Problems W/ Email, Ethics, Racism and Perjury

He was in the gov’t of Obama, it’s what they did.

Trump, CPAC and the Waldo Congress.

House Speaker Paul Ryan has put his reputation on the line by telling Sean Hannity that the major parts of the Trump agenda will be accomplished in the first two hundred days: “Inside the two hundred day window is the regulatory reforms we talked about, is the repeal and replace Obamacare; it’s the budget; it’s the rebuilding of our military; it’s tax reform… and infrastructure.” Meanwhile, Congressmen Dave Brat and Mark Meadows tell Sean they see no indication any of this will get done;

Exactly as expected. The We’re Better And Smarter Than You party are not going to give up all that sweet, sweet, corruption money easily.

How funny would it be if in 2020 the Dems have the same candidates?

I’ll tell you how funny, Onion-article funny unless Joe Biden and Liawatha also run. By that I mean most of the funny would be in the headline.

Okay, this has to be one of the funniest invites in the history of invitations.

In the new issue of Us Weekly, a Dancing With the Stars source reveals producers asked the 69-year-old politician (Hillary V) if she would be interested in strutting her stuff on season 24 of the ABC ballroom competition

Imagine Hillary trying to act human for the entirety of that program. Imagine Hillary attempting to dance. Imagine the gushing reviews the next day, “Hillary glided across the dance floor in a manner reminiscent of Ginger Rogers.”

I absolutely love that the suckophant wrote”strutting her stuff”.

Speaking of the suckophantic media, our favorite smell links this with the buried lede.

Six Corporations Control 90% Of US Media, Down From 50 In 1983

That makes easier to spread their fake news across the spectrum.

This has to piss off J. Effin Kerry.

Four French friends have launched a campaign aimed at getting former US President Barack Obama to become a candidate in the forthcoming French presidential election.

An online petition has attracted over 40,000 signatures.

Organisers, who hope to garner a million signatures by next month, say the idea reflects their own frustration with the current candidates.

First his adopted country rejects him and then ‘his’ country!!! That’s gotta hurt.

I clicked on The Truth!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! About Trump’s Worrisome War On The Media!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! to see how stupid. Surprisingly, only sporadically stupid.

The title should have read, “The truth about the media’s worrisome war on Trump”, which is why I immediately thought ‘Stupid’.

This didn’t help.

In some ways Trump invited such abuse (from our unbiased media V).

Yeah, he went against the Golden Cow!!!!!! That required they start lying about him. It’s just axiomatic, right?

He writes some good stuff like this

Meanwhile, media members who blithely passed along Obama’s serial lies about, among many things, keeping your doctor and health plan under Obamacare, are now on Alpha Alert for Trump untruths, visibly relishing each one.

The Washington media need to stop whining, get off their high horse and do the jobs they chose,

Earlier, I had an impression that journalism was meant to mirror exactly what is happening in society, giving people a reflection of what they’re doing. This course has made me realize that there are always solutions … and writing about such stories can make journalism a tool for social change.

Oh shit, the return of Absolute Moral Authority!

The father of a US Navy SEAL killed in a raid in Yemen criticized President Donald Trump’s decision to give the go-ahead and called for an investigation in an interview published Sunday.

I am not looking forward to a rerun of Mother Sheehan.  It’s so depressing watching the media take advantage of someone going through something that traumatic.

Really, who’s surprised by this?

Schrap, the victim, and a group of friends gathered at his home on Aug. 27, 2016, to commemorate the death of an Insane Clown Posse fan — or Juggalo — who died last year…

…allowed Schrap to cut her arm with a machete and to drink her blood as part of the ritual. She then volunteered to have her right pinky amputated…

put the woman’s pinky in his freezer and said “he would cook it and eat it later,”

Since she agreed to it, I do not think you can call her a “victim”.

This is really the only surprising part of the article.

The woman told investigators she wasn’t under the influence of drugs or alcohol during the ritual

So…liar or just a really, really, really stupid person?

I know, it’s so hard to tell anymore.

I saw this utterly 2016 story about a transgender teen wrestler competing against girls and winning and thought, “That’s fucked up. They shouldn’t let a boy wrestle in a girl’s league (unless it’s the Jello-league), but that wasn’t what was happening.

Debates rose up among coaches, parents, and fans about whether Beggs, who is transitioning from female to male, should be able to compete in the Class 6A 110-pound girls division after undergoing testosterone treatments. UIL rules forbid Beggs from competing against boys.

That’s a hate-crime right? I mean, they’re forcing this poor ‘boy’ to pretend he’s a girl! Basing gender on genitalia is a hate crime!

Some people ask me how I do my post so effortlessly, seamlessly and with such good spelling and puntuation so I’ve decided to post a picture of me posting this post. I know, I’m a giver that way.

Now ya’all know what a Veeshir is.