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Important, Above The Post Question And Answer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How can you tell Trump’s speech was strong last night?

Shepard Smith is freaking the fuck out today!

Now back to our post in its entirety!

 

This “law” smells like ordure!

EUROPEAN lawmakers have voted to lift Marine Le Pen’s parliamentary immunity to allow French prosecutors to take legal action against the Front National leader for tweeting pictures of Islamic State (ISIS) violence.

She didn’t support ISIS (obviously), she pointed out their murderousness and apparently, that’s against their law and ordure.

She must be doing very well in the polls. This is the ‘burning her at the stake’ part of the French election.

 

Speaking of which, more ordure as law from France

Mr Fillon was selected late last year in national primaries held by the centre-right Republicans that attracted some four million voters.

For a time he was the favourite in the race to succeed Francois Hollande as president – until the fake job allegations emerged.

It’s funny how that Totally Important Investigation didn’t start until he was doing well in the polls.

It’s also funny that, in bringing him down, they raised Marine Le Pen. Like Trump, in bringing down her opponents they’re strengthening her and her voters are not paying attention to the vitriol their EUnuch betters are spewing.

 

Law over Ordure in Canada!

Five separate decisions by the Immigration and Refugee Board to release an imprisoned refugee — who is considered a danger for sexual assault and randomly attacking people on the street — have been overturned by the Chief Justice of the Federal Court, revealing growing conflict over how to handle violent refugees who cannot be deported.

The funniest part? Why they can’t be deported.

In overruling release decisions for a man who has been in prison for more than three years because he won’t co-operate with his deportation,…

Saying, “Please go home violent bad guy.” just doesn’t seem to be working. Whodathunkthat?

Some common sense.

Chief Justice Paul S. Crampton issued a call to reconcile “the tensions in this court’s jurisprudence” on the thorny issue.

He landed soundly on the side of detention.

To do otherwise, he wrote, “would have the perverse effect of rewarding the detainee for his failure to co-operate with his removal.”

That’s often most of the ordure coming from idiotic lefty laws, the consequences (whether intended or un) are often really bad and very stupid.

Good for at least one Canadian judge.

I say you just send them home. Don’t ask the country trying to export its criminals, just drop them off and wave bye-bye.

 

International law, as currently stupidified, is basically ordure.

The Russians and Chinese have vetoed a UN Security Council motion condemning Syria for the use of chemical weapons, their seventh and sixth vetoes on Syria since the current crisis began in 2011.

Yup. Murder with chemical weapons, which is against all the right International Laws!!!!!! and yet, nobody can seem to enforce that law.

If a law-breaker is not punished, is there really law? If the law says you can’t break it but someone else can say, ‘No harm no foul’, it’s not law. It’s posturing ordure.

 

The major producers of laws and ordure are upset over stupid gov’t accounting tricks.

The Trump administration billed the $603 billion budget as an increase of 10 percent or $54 billion, but that number is only in comparison to sequestration levels of $549 billion. Sequestration has not been triggered since 2013. President Obama’s 2017 budget request and 2018 plans both went over the sequestration limits and put the onus on Congress to pass a budget deal to avoid the cuts.

Well, not all stupid gov’t accounting tricks, like oh…say…. The Sequester!!!!!!! that cut…the projected increase, just those used by people they don’t like.

 

What do you get when one Minitrue outlet tries to cover for another’s lies? Ordure!

ABC News apologized late Tuesday for a misleading edit around a quote from former George W. Bush press secretary Ari Fleischer that portrayed him as being harshly critical of President Trump press secretary Sean Spicer.

The headline says, “mistake” but at least they do call it a “misleading edit”, but they still try to soften the lie.

In editing the piece for air, his quote was shortened and as a result his opinions mischaracterized. We are fixing the piece online to include his full quote and context.

“We apologize and regret the error.”

So what was the ‘error’?

He twitted, It looks to me if the ball was dropped on Saturday, Sean recovered it and ran for a 1st down on Monday.”

ABC edited,   “It looks to me if the ball was dropped on Saturday” after ABC referred to “deliberate falsehoods.” 

The “deliberate falsehoods” were not from the media, except in the sense that they lied to make it look as if Trump lied.

So the point, they dowdified a quote in a particularly hilarious and egregious way, and “regret the error”. No, you got caught lying, apologize for being spewing fake news.

See? Ordure!

 

Aren’t there laws against this ordure?

The American Federation of State, County and Municipal Employees (AFSCME) Council 31 announced last week that 81 percent of its 38,000 members authorized the union’s bargaining committee to call a strike if a new contract cannot be reached with the state.

Union members, who include prison guards, healthcare providers for veterans and the disabled, child welfare investigators, state highway workers and others

I thought public sector workers could not go on strike.

The website, Working for a Better Illinois, asks residents to supply contact information if they are interested in employment in accounting, clerical work, data processing, public safety, construction, engineering, maintenance and other areas.

“Although individuals would be hired on a temporary basis in response to the strike, the state would then begin taking the steps necessary to fill positions permanently,” the governor’s office said. (we really need a font that denotes awesomeness V)

That’s awesome. He’s a Republican, he should replace the apparatchiks for the Dem party…the workers with the folks unemployed because of the onerous, ordurous laws as promulgated by Dems and officiously enforced by these entitled, assoholic bureaucrats. Not as scabs, but as the new, public sector workforce.

That’s erudro! The opposite of ordure! (For the record, after I wrote that I looked to see if erudro meant anything, it does. And it’s pretty much the opposite of ordure. I love it when a …luck comes together!)

 

I have a few posts that get hits all the time. One is my post on where to get ammo for your Wildey, another is titled Israeli War Crimes!!!!!!! about how the UN and Hamas accused Israel but it wasn’t actually a war crime. It’s helpfully illustrated with a picture of a Hamas terrorist hanging (via their shirts) a couple kids on the outside of his house so Israel won’t bomb him.

I figure people come here on a search for Israeli war crimes and instead see a little bit of the standard standard used for Israel. Makes me laugh just thinking of pissing off people like that.

 

Poor Rosie, she’s doing something IMPORTANT!!!!!! For America!!!!!!! by opposing Trumphitler, it’s hilarious that she just doesn’t seem to realize she’s actually on his 2020 reelection team.

The former co-host of The View slammed the media for not reporting that Trump lies. O’Donnell said progressive activists are going to go “down and dirty from now on, just like Donald Trump.”

Oh, you’re going down on Trump, and it’s so dirty.

“The truth matters.  Even if our major media companies will not call him a liar, we will. He lies. He lies,” she said. “It’s about time they all start saying it.”

Way to keep your finger on the zeitgeist there Rosie. I’d say America is pretty much wanting them to stop calling him a liar, stop lying about him and start doing their fucking jobs.

YMMV.

 

This one I just can’t figure out, seems like the law being ordure to me.

An Australian man whose joyride on a motorized cooler went viral on Facebook pleaded guilty to a drunk-driving charge stemming from the stunt.

Wasn’t that the whole point? So you could carry your beer with you as you drive around? He saw a need and met it. He should be being lauded not persecuted!

Police stopped Wallace some time after the video and his blood-alcohol content was measured at 0.162, nearly three times the legal limit.

So in other words, he was 3 times the legal limit and he could still drive his bad ass cooler? There’s vid there, a facebook vid I don’t know how to embed and it’s not on youtube.

I thought you were cool Australia, but first you take everybody’s guns and now this? So sad.

Another song by my favorite Aussie pop-star!

Makes me want to fire an automatic and hav a Foster’s it does.

*smack*

Sorry.

 

Okay, which one of you has been vacationing in England? Sure this guy broke some laws, but he had needs.

A lusty burglar broke into a sex shop – then watched a porn film and before stealing a love doll…
He then browsed the store’s sex toys , but clearly had his eyes on one particular product – a £300 Heidi Lauritsen life size inflatable doll.

…he then appeared to have watched a pornographic DVD that was sitting on the shop’s counter…

he could have taken… a computer and DVD player and a £10,000 photocopier…

…£25,000 of kit in there but that doll was the only thing that was taken.

He broke in just to watch some porn and grab a sex doll.

I’m not sure who she is, an image search was mostly sex dolls for a bunch of links then a bunch of dudes. Harrison Ford is there near the top for some reason.

She appears to be a sex doll model. I almost majored in that in college but my minor in cupcakes forced me into another field.

This makes me wonder if it was one of the prince-royals.

 

Some pics of the queen below.

 

I seriously tried to find a picture of the sex-dolll model but couldn’t.

Mmmmmm, jiggly!