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Putin on the titz

 

This post is about Reality!!!!!!!!!!!!, alternatively speaking, but I just love the things that Tsar Putin I does.

He’s left Bond-villain status behind and now he’s like a cross between a tsar and an Austin Powers villain.

 

Via Doug at my favorite ‘Stan (who has the best response I wish I could steal), we see that no troll is too far.

Two conservative journalists have sparked outcry on social media by making what some have interpreted as a white supremacist hand symbol at a recent visit to the White House.

 

Yeah about that.

/pol/ convinces News media – Okay Hand Sign Stands for White Power 👌 (i.redd.it)
submitted 1 day ago by Simi510/pol/ack

I look forward to seeing this become TRUTH!!!!!!!!!!! and OK will be an unword as soon as the 78th edition of the Newspeak dictionary comes out.

I do wonder if I could get a deal started where using both hands and putting the open parts together is Nazi-symbology.

 

 

You really cannot be too ridiculous anymore, somewhere there is someone who will believe it no matter how stupid and nonsensical. It’s how our ELITE!!!! universities are training people, but we’ll have to wait until, or if, Merkel starts going after’refugees’.

 

I also like the “REALITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” of a Symbolic Hunger Strike going on over at Harvard. The food court for the Symbolic Hunger Strike is probably run by the Dumbledore Army and I bet it has vegan ‘ribs’, unlike those GOP meanies who are having a BBQ right next to where they’re Symbolically Hunger Striking (in between meals)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Let’s have a quiz. It’ll be multiple guess.

Who’s more smug?

1) Whole Foods customers

“People say Whole Foods is for pretentious people, and I can see why. It’s too expensive…

It’s like that Jim Gaffigan joke – Whole Foods on Sunday is just a refugee camp for people with too much money.”

B) Samantha Bee and the rest of the Democratic, political/media/entertainment complex.

SAMANTHA BEE ON CNN: THERE IS NO ‘SMUG LIBERAL PROBLEM:’

The puppy blender has this graphic (although I agree with that. Rich, white, lefties are ruining America)

III) Or Phteven The Starbucks Barista

 I bet he practices that look in the mirror.

It’s quartus) All of the above.

But in order I’d say B-III-1, although I could see it being III-B-1.

 

This just shows a fundamental misunderstanding of the purpose of a bureaucracy.

An Internal Revenue Service program designed to prevent fraud costs taxpayers roughly $18.2 million per year, but doesn’t work, according to the taxpayer watchdog group Citizens Against Government Waste.

No, it worked just fine. It created a new level of bureaucracy funded to the tune of $18.2 million and next year, what with the sequester and all, that will be raised to only $36.4 million. Without the sequester is was going to be raised to $54.6 million but the sequester is starving the gov’t.

 

An Open letter to President Trump:

Dear President Trump,

Get. Out. Of. Syria.

Thanks,

Veeshir

The US has reportedly sent troops to the border between Turkey and the autonomous Kurdish region of northern Syria, in an apparent response to a spate of Turkish assaults on Kurdish targets.

P.S. Just send jihadis, AKs and RPGs.

 

If we’re going to get into a war with Russia, I’d rather do it in eastern Europe than the Middle East.

 

I’m not sure what reality this guy infests, but I do wonder what color oranges are there.

Headline

‘THE US HAS LONG SUPPORTED INTERNATIONAL JUSTICE, NOW IT SHOULD BE SUBJECTED TO IT’

Yeah, no. We’ve been telling the International Tribunals so go screw since the 50s. The last time we got involved was to hang some Nazis.

They call him the “dictator hunter”. Reed Brody has been following the bloody trail of infamous political leaders for over 30 years, his latest trophy is Chad’s former president, Hissène Habré. And his next? George W Bush and Henry Kissinger are on his list.

 

Good luck with that.

Athough the way Bush has joined the We’re Better And Smarter Than You Party, he might be open to a little international justice.

For Trump’s racism and fascism though.

This is the tell.

“More than putting the criminal in prison, what interests me is to support the victims who fight for justice, to help them regain their dignity,” the American lawyer told Euronews in Geneva, where he participated in a debate entitled “The International Criminal Court under fire”.

They’re running out of money. “Under fire” always, always, always means that their funding is threatened.

This is the funniest part of the bit. They’re talking about The Dictator Hunter remember.

Brody worked with the non-governmental organisation Human Rights Watch (HRW) between 1998 and 2016.

Human Rights Watch. The ones who spend much of their time taking the side of Palestinian terrorists and occasionally issue a pro forma, “China, Cuba and the Norks can be bad” report.

Now that I think about it, they should be up there in the smug quiz. So it’s ‘all of the above and one of the below’ if you’re keeping score at home.

 

 

If this was my class I’d be so proud.

I bet the bureaucrats in the school did not see the humor or inventiveness though. They were probably charged with a felony for blocking a fire exit.

 

Now I can’t wait until I buy a place to live and put a carpet down so I can put this on the floor under the carpet for the next owners to find.

That’s hilarious. (2nd item)